Monday, December 28, 2020

Larry King Asks Danny Pudi About Private Jet, Reminds Him He's On DuckTales


Somewhere in this interview, Larry King seemed to be under the impression that Danny Pudi of "Community" fame is walking around with plane money. After the legendary journalist asked if Pudi could live without a private jet, he had to set the record straight.

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Stephen Fry Attends A College Football Game, Cultures Collide


Seems like the jets could've been too much for Stephen Fry. You've also got to take into consideration that the lad attended a college football game in the South. The South doesn't mess around with their football. Nope, not one bit. 

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Sarcastic Weatherman Goes Off


Sometimes the best way to fight ignorance is with a hearty heaping of pure and unadulterated sarcasm. This weatherman clearly hit his breaking point, and decided to let the people have it. 

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Twitter Thread: People's Worst Excuses For Cheating


Some people seem to wander through this world without a moral compass and in possession of zero shame. This can go on to manifest in gnarly situations involving heartbreaking cheating. These cheaters clearly were so far in over their heads that they didn't even bother putting together some kind of half baked excuse. Hopefully the poor folks on the other end of the cheaters are far better off nowadays. Check out some more cheating content with this dude who caught his girlfriend cheating, so he locked her out

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Text - tess @that1mum What's the funniest excuse for cheating someone has given you? I'll go. My ex told me he cheated on me because I had a driving phobia.

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Text - Abby Govindan @abbygov Replying to @that1mum my ex told me he was sex deprived and scientifically that justified him sleeping around

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Text - jupiterdream @JupiterDreamCo Replying to @thatImum he said he forgot we were dating

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Text - terse @_miniracer Replying to @that1mum "you are too easy to love" and it scared him...I still don't understand lol.

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Text - katherine @Kat_Dombroski Replying to @that1mum The other girl bought him a Jimmy Johns sandwich so he had to pay her back somehow

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Text - celine @flOwerchildren Replying to @thatmum he said my head was "too small" in comparison to his and he was worried that he'd always have to stand behind me in pictures???

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Text - Colleen @coll_shanahan Replying to @that1mum In 8th grade I was with my boyfriend walking on rocks and I slipped on green algae and fell and he said it was an unattractive fall, started talking to my best friend that night and broke up with me a week later lolol >

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Text - mar @xxhappycamper Replying to @that1mum He superliked my bff on tinder (didn't know she was my friend) and messaged her. Then when I confronted him he said someone hacked him. It was updated to his current location & bio was current. I said how did that happen? Response - "I don't know how these hackers work Marissa!" >

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Text - AliRueFit @aliruefit Replying to @that1mum She "forced him to take her number" and he "only went to the movies with her to tell her he had a gf"

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Text - Lexi * @amanwarren98 My ex cheated on me because he didn't know if we were still dating after didn't text him for 10 hours because I was sleeping

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Text - christina @chrismayf Replying to @that1mum Thad an ex literally tell me God was telling him to cheat and that it was his destiny to do it. e

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Influencers Get Called Out For Lobster Scam


Scamming your way into a free lobster dinner is dishonest and stupid. But complaining that your lobster is bad, then finishing it, then going to a different restaurant and getting more lobster? That takes some nards, man. It's well known that restaurant owners somehow have all the time in the world to battle their horrible customers, like this lying Karen who got decimated by an owner's response.

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Text - Silver Pearl Venues 7h O WARNING: SCAMMER ALERT On the evening of Friday 25th December 2020, we had an incident at our venue involving a family of 4 They ordered a bottle of red wine and 1 live lobster and requested for it to be served sashimi style. This was all they ordered, nothing else. Halfway through their meal , they complained to us that they were "feeling sick" and accused us of serving them frozen lobster, instead of fresh/ live lobster, which apparently was the reason for them

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Text - After they COMPLETELY FINISHED their sashimi and wine, they refused to pay. They were rude and tried to bully our waitstaff that were not fluent in English. When management arrived back on site the next day we were told of the incident. We located the girls and their mother through Instagram and sent them a private message asking them to settle the matter in private and pay for the balance of their bill of $364. Within 24 hours they have ALL BLOCKED US. What makes this matter worse, is th

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Text - Belinda, Julie and Jennifer, We are disappointed with your dishonest and fraudulent behaviour. We have hosted many food bloggers before and none have ever acted this entitled. This is totally classless behaviour and we hope your reputation was worth tarnishing for $364. ** We are sharing this with the intention to warn other hospitality venues of their behaviour *** this will remain up for 48 hours, after which time we will remove as we do not wish to carry this into 2021

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Eyewear - av.ב.י Beware FRAUDULENT DINERS

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Automotive tire - Here they are at the beginning of the night. Belinda and Julie taking photos at our Xmas set up Mum and dad here 2020/12/25 20:17:10

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Lip - belinc acat 16h At SILVERPEARL

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Finger - belind cat 18h 2 hours later they ordered red wine and lobster AGAIN at another restaurant

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Product - are complainng out the food WHILST STILL EATINGTES 2020/12/25 20:29:17

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Entitled People And Their Cartoonish Demands


It seems like everywhere you look there are entitled people with audacious demands. A boss who wants someone with 5 years of experience who will work 60 hours a week in exchange for old DVDs. A miserable stranger who wants to trade a stained gym bag for a brand new laptop. Entitled people never seem to get their laughable demands, but that doesn't stop them from trying.

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Text - 10:16 M NI 16 l 61% Q : +614 Add to contacts Block number Friday, 25 December 2020 Hi! How much do you want for your car on gumtree? 10:07 am $20,000 10:08 am It's Christmas day! Will you take $14,000 cash? Pick up this afternoon 10:08 am No. price is not negotiable. 10:09 am Don't ruin my children's Christmas! My son wants a car! What's your absolute bottom line price you will take??? Cash this afternoon. 10:15 am $18,181.82 + GST. Bottom line. 10:15 am You're a dick. 10:16 am <> Enter m

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Text - Oct 22 • E Looking for a room for my daughter! She is employed and has been so throughout the pandemic. She is leaving her husband and needs something Immediately in a quiet home! She does love to listen to her music loudly when getting ready for work and she leaves for work at 4 or 4:30 am every morning. Also she has a fear of dogs. If anyone knows of anything please inbox me.

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Text - 00:12 令 17% Totaly free ... istuff 11 h. A Looking for genuine AirPods Pro must have receipt to price they are genuine Case The new AirPods – complete with Wireless Charging Case - deliver the wireless

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Text - 44m • & I'd really enjoy getting a guitar but that would involve exchanging all these stupid gifts that are unwanted and useless. So if anyone has the receipts I need them immediately. Please and thank you. 1 Comment Like לן Comment 1h: 8 Going to set fire to all this crap I don't want nor need, it's a shame all wrapping sow was wasted up front! 1

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Blue - 11:42 O Phone J Jiffy Lube Girl > Hey I know you have a GF but subscribe to my onlyfans for Christmas now why in the fuck would you think I would even consider that one? I've got to hear this. DJ you know I have 3 kids to support and l'm trying to gather as much money as I can to get them new clothes and Im trying to get them a puppy. I feel like you're being condescending because I know you have it and it's not gonna hurt you

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Blue - 1:57 O 29% A EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090 XC3 Ultra Ga... • $2,500 Request Rating Mark as Sold KTX Mt · EVGA Nvidia RTX 3090 XC3 Ultra Gaming ADD PEOPLE See Latest Updates Mt Trade for rtx 3070? How much cash on top and which version? Open box or sealed? Mt Gigabite nvidia rtx 3070 open box only for a month Basically new OK. How much cash? Mt No cash Haha what a great deal! I'd definitely trade my $2500 GPU for a $700 one. Where do we meet? Mt Sundrige mall If your serious Definitely. That's very

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Text - My old boss got rear ended in traffic on a major city freeway. The guys in the car asked for $200 and they would 'forget about it! "No way, you hit me" boss replied. "Okay, $100" they responded. "$50?" When the Police showed up, they were arrested for driving a stolen car... 10 6h Like Reply

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Text - ull T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 5:59 PM Q0 4% AA google.com WARNING:If you want bad service and overpriced food this is the place for you. The rewards program is a joke .Plus they charge you 50 cent per C.C. transaction without telling you. This is why corporations take over mom and pop stores. Lack of customer service. Ib 2 Response from the owner a year ago you came in at least 3 times a week for months with no complaints. You received free cheese and jalapeños each time and never had an issue whe

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Colorfulness - Who would make me a full fursuit with head paws and everything for $100 I need to know as soon as possible D You and 29 others 51 Comments Haha

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Text - Yes, it's available. I like this But the price is too much for me I can get a new one for 50 bucks 7:02 PM Ok. Thanks for your interest. I'm firm at $75. Are you ready to sell for 20?

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Lip - WTNH News 8 0 1h.0 Music superstar Beyoncé is getting 100 $5,000 checks in formation – to help individuals and families impacted by the current pandemic housing crisis. WTNH.COM Beyoncé donating $5K grants to those facing evictions, foreclosures due to COVID-19 513 179 Comments • 53 Shares O Like Comment Share How come she doesn't donate some of that money to landlords who are not getting paid

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13. Reviews of a Christmas Tree Farm

Text - 17 reviews · 2 photos * a year ago Went there to look at trees and snap a few pictures. A super nice worker was talking to us and told us to even go inside to take pictures of the kids on a Sleigh. We went outside first to look at the trees But they were more expensive than we expected so we decided against it. Got told After being there for 5 minutes at 3:30pm that they were closed which we had no idea since we have only been there for a few minutes and people were inside also online it

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Text - * O E l 36% O 00:56 Artist wanted •.. Details Condition Used - like new > Description Artist wanted. Hi , I need an artist .it would need to be free of charge the only pay back they would have would be their art to feature on the title page of a book that will be for sale on amazon , in waterstones and Barnes and noble,and a few other places , I would own the piece .They would receive no royalties. They would also be mentioned in acknowledgements within the book and be invited to the book

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Text - Moms DIScuss It 25m · Family is in need of major financial help. I spent too much money on updating my house. My family is really in need of food, donations of any kind would be fantastic. I never reach out but times are very rough right now. O Like 3.

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Bartender Gets Musical Revenge On Entitled Customer


This guy thought he had his own stranglehold on the vibe, but dammit, that's not how the world works. The people deserve to hear "Who Let the Dogs Out" and other classics. It's always nice to see an entitled customer get undermined for their foolishness, like this Karen who demanded a customer's cart.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance - Posted by u/BurnTheOil 21 hours ago O 17 10 a8 S 19 E 5 G Don't TOUCH the jukebox till all of entitled customers' songs have played? Fine by me... oc L I'm a bartender at a little hole in the wall watering hole with a very regular and very loyal customer base. I had last night off, so I met up with a friend at another bar for a few drinks and some food. After supper we decide to walk to the bar I work at to cap off the evening. We get there, and there is a good ene

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Text - We have this one customer who is extremely wealthy, and it's nothing for him to spend $200-$400 per night multiple times a week buying everyone rounds. As such he's treated like royalty around there. So I'm sitting there having a really good time, enjoying a beer, and decide that I want to add a song to the jukebox. I grab a $5 bill and walk over, only to notice 63 credits showing on the screen. No big deal, I think, I'll just put my $5 in, request a few songs, and leave the 63 credits un

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Text - Nope, not good enough. No one is allowed to TOUCH it till he's done with them. I know it's not worth arguing, so I step back, and he starts requesting songs till he's used up every single credit. Each song costs 2-5 credits, so he put in a LOT of songs. Each song gives you the option to pay an extra 2 credits to have your song played next, but I noticed he wasn't using it. This particular brand of jukebox has an accompanying phone app. I didn't have it downloaded prior to last night. But

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Text - His heart gloriously sinks when "Bom Bom Bom by Sam and The Womp" comes on. No big deal, guys, his song must be next. Nope, it's "Wannabe by The Spice Girls". He sits down, dejected. I quickly purchase another $20 in credits, and request: "Baby by Justin Bieber" "Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin" "Axel F by Crazy Frog" "Foil by Weird Al Yankovich". And fast track every one of them. Partway through Foil, I notice Jack sulking in his chair... so I purchase another $20 in credits, and proc

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Text - They're starting realize something is up, so Jack and a few staff who were on last night convene at the jukebox to try to figure it out. At this point the Cantina March is playing. They turn the jukebox off. Then back on again. "Doop doop doop doop". They turn it off. Then back on. "Doop doop doop doop..." each time picking up where it left off. I can't hold my laughter, and let out a muted chuckle. One of my coworkers catches on, and comes over with her phone in her hand with the app ope

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Text - I purchase another $10 worth of credits, and fast track "All I Want For Christmas by Mariah Carey" and "Mickey by Tony Basil" as one last "bite me" to Jack. I can only imagine the fallout I'm going to face Monday afternoon when I show up to work, but whatever. My $40 was no less valid than his, and no one customer gets to commandeer the tunes for the entire night and physically block anyone else from touching it. Side note: Yes, I did realize partway through my shenanigans that I could ha

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Choosing Beggar Expects Dude To Give Up His Username


In this day and age with all the social media apps and other kinds of technology available at our disposal you just never know what kinds of petty arguments might break out. In this case, it's not even petty so much as one dude being insanely entitled. The guy expects a perfect stranger to just give up his username. On top of the delusional expectation, he lays it on thick with the toxic disrespect. Check out some more juicy choosing beggars content with this choosing beggar who doesn't understand how time works

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Text - Hi. I just wanted to know if you'd be willing to give up your username? This name is really important to me - and it's been attached to my brand for years 7:23 AM No, sorry but good luck with your band Why are you so attached to it

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Text - 9:37 AM I'll buy it off you 10:39 PM Not interested, thanks anyways What's with you ? What?

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Text - You have 100 followers and you are so rude, like l'm asking you nicely to allow me to have my own name. And the fact that you just completely disregard or respect even the offer. I asked nicely and even offered you compensation How am I the rude one? You contacted me with a question and I responded honestly.

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Text - But you don't even have a valid reason You don't even have any attachment to the username Why on earth do I need one? it's my username, and I have no desire to give it up. That's my reason.

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Text - It isn't really yours. You could have any name in the world and you choose to be an asshole I'm not being an asshole whatsoever. You aren't entitled to something just because it has meaning to you. I don't walk up to others and ask for stuff just because I want it and expect to get it.

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Text - It's not an expectation its an ask and if you were any way a decent human you'd consider it I did consider it, and here is my answer: no and exactly you are an asshole Message...

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