Bro, do you even swipe? Whatever you're doing with your tinder, you're doing it wrong. This profile might make your heart skip a beat, but it better not skip leg day. We applaud a sense of humor like this on a dating app. Looks like she can pick up just about anyone or anything.
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These uncomfortable confessions center on women who didn't say "yes" to their partners proposals. From there, we catch glimpses of the fallouts, and emotional implosions, that seem to loyally follow such tough rejections.
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We can't really fault him for anything but not noticing the true secret behind the free treat. It's really more of a condemnation of the weirdos out there who would set up hapless bystanders for failure. We don't blame him. People make terrible mistakes all the time, like this dude who cleared his own job site.
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Happy Hump Day to all. Maybe that signifies you've just about made it halfway through your grind of a week. If you have, keep pushing through with a little help from images of people meeting their own kind of struggles with stubborn resilience. Part of me wants to call them DIY fails, but the other part of me is caught up in admiration over how ingenious some of these are!
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You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.
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This girl's Tumblr post about how her originally fearful stance on love evolved into something of an acceptance for the way things can be, when it comes to love. Whether you believe it's a choice or an emotion, is up to you.
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None of these "facts" are true. They're basically a fun exercise in how things can sound true if you make up some context and throw in some names and dates. They sure sound like they're real though. You may even find some stuff that you've been mistakenly telling people for years. We take no responsibility if you end up repeating these as the truth at a party. That's on you, doofus.
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Why do people insist on threatening the people they do business with? We'll never know, but we have some very basic theories, the leading one being "Some people are just jackasses." Like, seriously, people in these situations will be crazily nasty to strangers when they can't get exactly what they want.
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A stinging reminder to BEE good!. These kids got a bit of a kick in the ass by karma, when they went about disrespectfully knocking over a calm and calculated bee keeper's hives. If you don't find a little bit of a smile on your face, picturing that old man driving by and seeing those kids experiencing the sting of their regrets, I'll be surprised.
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You don't want to put yourself into deep f**king water, huh? Well, it's a little bit late for that. Cause you're in deep water and it's hot. But you know what, the "I don't care, I'm not going to explain it" and your mom jokes are probably the best course of action. You think that pink candle he has lit in the background is to instill calm and relaxation amidst the shitstorm he's probably fielding?
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PETA's been busy fielding backlash over their decision to target Steve Irwin (RIP) in a post on Twitter. The message was insensitive and naturally, torn apart by outraged Twitter users. From there, we can see PETA targeted Elon Musk and Jimmy Fallon, as well. They would seem insistent on being as annoying and rude as possible to the world around them.
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What started as a petition by Plague Inc. gamers, gave way to enough people actually signing up to state their interest in adding anti-vaxxers to the game. From there, the company posted a status about their decision to work anti-vaxxers in, and people were LIT in the comments section. There were roasts, verbal jabs, and above all else, excited appreciation from the consumers to the company, for them listening to what they wanted.
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Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser. Like, what else could you want in a film? Oh, Robot Monsters and Island Earth Mutants? AND the twins from Gremlins 2 play the Warner Brothers. I don't know about you, but I am so ready to watch this movie now.
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There's nothing like the feeling of a sick comeback or a sweet burn. Lucky for us, we have the internet, so we live in the most comeback-rich time in history. The relatable, the weird, the brutal and the just plain funny are all represented. Oh man is it sweet. If you want to see some more of these, then check out some more comebacks right here.
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"U sound kinda hot." My dude, you are crushing the game, with silver-tongued statements like that. I mean, forget whatever you were trying to buy (only at your asking price), let's just escalate things into the land of horny advances. This choosing beggar conversation is a wild emotional rollercoaster, and I think it has a little something, for everyone.
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When a room gets crowded, and people get hammered, they seem to think that no one could possibly hear them. That is absolutely not the case. Bartenders hear some of the most unfiltered thoughts around. If you didn't think they were listening, well they are. And sometimes even judging.
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Warm up your eye muscles and mix up some pre-workout. It's not photoshop, it all might see impossible, but it's all perspective. You may find yourself double-taking all over the place while looking at these real-life optical illusions. And if your in the mood to strain your eyeballs some more, then check out these pics over here.
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Every now and again a hero of the internet steps up, to give us the invaluable knowledge we all need to feed our hungry souls. Binging With Babish has delivered in the most clutch way possible. We finally have video instructions on how to forge the Krabby Patty Supreme! Dreams do come true, and they look like this.
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Quick note to anyone trying to design a logo for a product or business out there: It can help to have a second set of eyes look over your work. You never know where you might find a hidden "anus."
Here are some times people weren't so lucky.
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