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Monday, January 9, 2017
Ryan Reynolds: The Merc With a Mouth and God-King of Twitter
Well, it's official. Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool IRL.
The dudes twitter is a goldmine for quips, one liners and hilarious reflections on reality.
So it's with our pleasure we present to you:
The God-King of Twitter.
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10 People Who Got Roasted to a Crisp in the Most Hilariously Brutal of Fashions
These people volunteered themselves for a good old fashion roast. But I'll bet even they weren't ready for these burns.
We can smell the sizzling from here.
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Trump Says Meryl Streep is Overrated, So Twitter Finds Other Things That Trump Thinks Are Overrated
At the Golden Globes last night, Meryl Streep, the three time Oscar-winner, gave a rousing acceptance speech about what Hollywood, foreigners, and the press are in for under the rule of a billionaire reality-TV gameshow host.
Needless to say, President-elect Trump didn’t find it so great. Apparently, he doesn’t like people bringing up the time he made fun of a reporter’s disability.
Ew, boy.
Anyway, Trump hit Twitter hard last night, putting aside all that presidential stuff to call Meryl Streep, who won the Cecil B. Demille Life Time Achievement Award last night, "over-rated." Sad!
Twitter wasn’t too psyched to hear the beloved actress referred to as “overrated,” so they decided to think of some other things that Trump might find overrated.
Check out some of the best #ThingsTrumpThinksAreOverrated
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People Share the Most Hilariously Cringey Things They Have Done in the Name of Horniness
Occasionally we all, as human beings, fall victim to the depravity of our nature and do something that later leaves us questioning our entire existence.
Some of us more so than others apparently.
These users share some of the most hilariously cringey and depraved things that we've ever borne witness to.
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People Kept Calling “Fences” and “Hidden Figures” “Hidden Fences” at the Golden Globes So Twitter Is Mashing Up More Movies
Note to self: “Hidden Fences” is not a movie.
Last night at the Golden Globes, people couldn’t get their movie titles right, particularly when they were talking about Fences and Hidden Figures. Both reporter Jenna Bush Hager and Oscar-nominee Michael Keaton flubbed on the title, combining them. Just so you're aware: Fences is a movie, Hidden Figures is a movies, but "Hidden Fences" is not a movie.
Twitter isn’t letting them get away with this, though. This is the perfect opportunity to mash up some other movies. The results are amazing. Check some out:
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Guy Gets Caught Cheating on GF, Has to Do an Ice-Cold Walk of Shame Stark Naked
This nigga got caught fucking somebody bitch now this nigga stranded in ah blizzard.😂😩 http://pic.twitter.com/rDUSsBStbq
— yung skii♱ (@skiixxi) January 8, 2017
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Trump Parody Account Got Fox News Host Sean Hannity to Retweet “Make Russia Great Again”
Retweets are not necessarily endorsements, especially if you're not reading them.
Fox News’ Sean Hannity is one of Donald Trump’s biggest media supporters, so it shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that he’s got a very quick Twitter finger. Too fast, perhaps.
When a Trump parody account called “@donnielilhands,” whose bio reads “Winning Bigly Despite Teeny Handsies.” tweeted at Mr. Hannity “MAKE RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN,” Hannity agreed, smacking the RT button and responding with a “Amen!!” Whoopsie doodles.
Hannity appears to have approvingly retweeted a Trump troll account...? http://pic.twitter.com/GATqLjim9n
— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) January 8, 2017
I guess Hannity should’ve read the tweet a little closer because he lives in America and wants America to be great again. It can be very confusing these days.
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Amazon Echoes Are Ordering Dollhouse After Overhearing News Report
Is there an Echo in here? If so, turn off the TV.
Alexa’s a shop-o-holic with a very specific poison. She likes dollhouses, and if you’re not careful, you might have one coming to your house.
Well, sort of. Apparently, a news report about a little girl ordering a dollhouse and some cookies on her family’s Amazon Echo is triggering some nearby Echoes to do the same. It wasn’t just any dollhouse. It was one that cost $162. Ouch. Luckily, Amazon’s got an awesome return policy.
At least the report was talking about Alexa ordering an AK-47 or something. That would be bad, you know. If someone got a package and it was an Assault Rifle. Dodged a bullet there. Sorry.
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Horny Guy's NSFW Complaint about Donuts on Twitter Escalates Quickly, Inspires Fantastic Display of Great Customer Service
This might be the strangest customer service exchange of all time on Twitter, and that says a whole lot...
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22 Times Kids Were Overheard Saying Embarrassing Things and Sounded Just Like Drunk Adults
Don't kids just say the darndest things.
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Watch This Hero Spend His Snow Day Skiing the Streets of Raleigh While Being Pulled By a Car
Some people snow day and then some people SNOW DAY.
This dude decided to do the latter. Check out this video of him skiing the streets of Raleigh, NC on an awesome snow day.
Not filmed: Him saving a cat from a tree, putting a fire at an elementary school out with his breath, and cracking a beer by friggin’ looking at it.
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You Can Never Unhear Mark Hamill Reading Trump Tweets as The Joker
"You just made the biggest mistake of your career, what are you gonna do next?"
"I’m going to... stay off the Internet!"
I imagine that’s what New York Giants running back Bobby Rainey is saying tonight after his game against the Packers. During a kickoff, Rainey caught a ball that was clearly going out of bounds.
As the announcer said, “That was a mistake.”
Not only doesn't Rainey have his team, coach, and self to answer to, but Twitter is destroying him right now. Nothing’s out of bounds. Check it out:
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Turns Out Justin Timberlake Good At Another Thing and Sinks Two Half-Court Shots
Can we just stop Justin Timberlake from doing stuff?
It’s enough that he’s an acclaimed singer, dancer, and actor, but does he have to be good at free throws, too? And this is just him messing around the court, sinking half-court shots. What's next? He gonna be really good at predicting what month comes after April?
The rage.
I mean, maybe he could be good at cleaning up the ocean or getting humans to Mars, things that would benefit all of us instead of just making us feel bad about ourselves. Right? Then again, we’d probably be just as annoyed at that too.
JT, give it a rest. Enjoy your millions of dollars and, what seems like, a really nice and supportive relationship with Jessica Biel.
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New York Giants Running Back Bobby Rainey Just Made the Biggest Mistake of His Career and Twitter is Tearing Him a New One
"You just made the biggest mistake of your career, what are you gonna do next?"
"I’m going to... stay off the Internet!"
I imagine that’s what New York Giants running back Bobby Rainey is saying tonight after his game against the Packers. During a kickoff, Rainey caught a ball that was clearly going out of bounds.
As the announcer said, “That was a mistake.”
Not only doesn't Rainey have his team, coach, and self to answer to, but Twitter is destroying him right now. Nothing’s out of bounds. Check it out:
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Dude Who Doesn't Realize He's On ObamacareGets Roasted But Won't Have Insurance to Treat Burns
Lots of people are very happy to see the repeal of Obamacare because they're insured by something called the "Affordable Care Act." ACA after all is a program that allows you to buy health insurance for lower prices, which is better than no health insurance at all. Obamacare has death panels or something.
What's that? Obamacare is just a nickname for the Afforadable Care Act? I just voted to remove my own health insurance...
But that means...
deletes facebook
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Guy Gets Massive Tattoo of a Goose on His Ass. Delivering on an Internet Promise in the Most Epic Way Possible
Back in early December there was an epic meme war between two Canadian Universities.
It culminated in 'SseCn8jx', a student at one of the universities, posting that if his post got more than 2000 upvotes he would tattoo a goose on his ass.
After months of waiting here at memebase we finally have our
Beautiful. Cheeky. Delivery.
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Hot Teen Chick Somehow Finds Her Doppelgänger at Mall, Internet Begs to Differ
"I kind of felt bad 'cause I wasn't listening to what she was saying — all I was thinking was, This girl looks exactly like me,"
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