Get ready for your face to meet your palm, cause these morons didn't leave us with any other choice. Sometimes the world's idiots commit acts of such impressive stupidity, words fall short, and a facepalm is all that we can muster up. I mean, the mug with the Batman logo being called "Spiderman" is just inexcusable.
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It's not necessarily their fault, but kids are weird and dumb. They get themselves into impossible situations and make ridiculous mistakes. If you witnessed an adult doing any of this stuff, you'd probably try to avoid eye making eye contact with them here on out. Again, they're learning and it's not completely their fault, but holy crap kids are dumb little idiots.
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Seeing a stupid boss make an idiotic mistake, underestimate the value of a person they hired, and then not only have to walk it back, but also have to pay for it, is music to our ears. For another awesome story like this, here's an incompetent boss who demanded a contractor be on call 24/7 and ended up having to pay a $10,000 invoice.
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Blair Braverman is a dogsledder and author who knows how to tell people about her tough and loveable sled dogs. Here's a thing introducing her sled dog team. This particular thread introduces Grinch, who is strong, tough, kind-hearted, and in her words, dumb.
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If you put your mind to it, you can manage to say something that is funny and technically true. Whether it's a dad joke, some stupid pun or seemingly dull observation, the world is teeming with witty and stupid moments that are technically correct.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for waiters/servers to share their most satisfying and savage clapbacks to unruly customers. The armies of Karens weren't ready to meet their match with these members of customer service that quite frankly, had had enough. Everyone has their breaking point, and rude customers will themselves into forgetting that eventually someone's going to check them on their entitled BS.
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This guy should really consider a more balanced diet. In all seriousness though, a pretty impressive feat to pull off cooking on such rough seas.
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Turtle Bridezilla is the new queen of painfully obnoxious bridezilla cases. Sounds like this bridezilla insisted on having turtles with lit candles attached to their shells, at the wedding reception. Are you kidding me? The very definition of a terrible idea. And we got some people in the comments section sharing their own experiences with other delusional bridezillas.
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Can't put a price on instant blessed silence, after you've dealt with a lot of wildly inconsiderate and noisy neighbors. These neighbors simply had it coming. They thought they were so clever when it came to "outsmarting" the local authorities and putting their neighbors through all kinds of loud ruckus. Fortunately, this guy had a toolkit at the ready and was able to carry out a swift and ingenious revenge.
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Every now and again Twitter delivers. These entertaining tweets might just manage to keep you entertained amidst the work grind.
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After this dad already made a few compromises, his teenage daughter is demanded a completely meat-free household. Seems like a nice time. The internet weighed in. Like any subculture, some folks take things to the extreme, like this vegan who accused their friend of appropriating vegan culture for wanting to eat tofu.
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We've pulled together a collection of uplifting, wholesome gems from various green text users. Some are as silly as a dude being caught playing with toy soldiers, while making sound effects, by his mom. While others are an emotional rollercoaster right out of the feels factory.
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What can we say, there's just something about dad joke-level puns that we love and hate. The world of puns is a strange one, because they can be so incredibly stupid, but also weirdly clever at the same time. We just like puns that are intended to be wonderfully dumb.
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Tinder's a big old overgrown playground of people breaking out the best and worst of their pickup lines. Sometimes Tinder users actually pull it off and get somewhere in the conversation. While other times, it just ends up being a hilarious, failed attempt. We've got some Tinder users below that either nailed it, or missed their mark terribly.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with running into their cats outside the house, and around the neighborhood. It's a fascinating thing when that occurs. It's either a warm greeting of love and adoration from our cats, or they play dumb like they've never met us and want nothing to do with us. This thread really just deepens the appreciation for how quirky our little cat friends can be.
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