Monday, November 16, 2020

Chumbawamba Parody About Eating Like Garbage Is Too Relatable


Tubthumping came out like 23 years ago, but it could always use a revamp that makes us all feel bad about ourselves. Sure, life used to be about getting knocked down and such and such. But now? Now it's just fries.

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Tagged: song , parody , lol , food , funny

ABC Family Markets Batman Begins As Light-Hearted Romance


Man, anyone who wasn't familiar with Batman was in for a real surprise if they started watching "Batman Begins", and thought it was like what the promo advertised. Never really picked up on those light-hearted romance vibes that they're getting at. 

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Gordon Ramsay Fails Making Pasta, Friend Roasts Him


Man, you never see the infamous roast god that is Gordon Ramsay get pushed back on his heels by someone else with a seemingly superhuman level of confidence. Well, Chef Gino D'Acampo certainly pulled off the unthinkable with his spicy banter. 

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Wholesome Memes to Keep The Feels Intact


At times, it's like the universe is determined to bring us down. That said, it's still probably better for us to not focus on negative garbage 100 percent of the time. That makes it necessary to explore some wholesome memes to help wade through the muck. It's important to remember that some things are still nice.

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Furniture - * PETA MANCER "Yesterday this pile of blankets was all over the ground filthy, partially wet and frozen having been slept In the night before. I saw a city worker putting the stuff into what looked like a trash can. Then this morning I walk by the same spot and see the blankets had been washed and folded. Made me smile."

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Canidae - TODAY IS MY 17th BIRTH DAY! INE

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Cat - N @yesyxs Look at her in her jumper

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Games - my favorite teacher Give up on me because l keep failing Or Draw 25 UNO

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Spider-man - My husband strategizing our Me, just enjoying spending this time with him next moves in a video game

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Food - Copper Spoon is at Copper Spoon. CS 1h • Fort Wayne, Indiana • O We'd like to take a moment to wish a very happy 93rd birthday to one of our favorite regulars, Mrs. Mary Sue! Mary's Tips to making it to 93: Enjoy the outdoors, don't eat too much crap till you're old, and bourbon & red wine never hurts!

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Text - Room - This guy went door to door playing for patients in the cancer recovery ward

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Sky - This happy hedgehog is cheering for you

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Text - Here's proof the simplest things can make the biggest impacts. June 27, 2020 Dear Sara, This is a little bit awkward. But I've waited a really long time to pass this on to you. My wife and I came in for haircuts shortly before Christmas of last year. My wife was suffering from dementia, and you treated her as if you'd been working with dementia patients all your life. You let us sit next to cach other, and when it came time for her cut you turned her chair towards me so I could watch her

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Mode of transport - 9 YEAR OLD ME: DRAWS A TERRIBLF: PICTURE IN CRAYON MY DAD: This will make a fine addition to my collection, ip.com

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Fictional character - My dad and me when I say I want to go get McDonald's and my dad doesn't, but he wants to make me happy: No. We are noț stopping. HIVE *sigh*

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Text - My bf talking about his niche hobby, which he always gets excited about what he expects me to think What I actually think and feel

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Pink - Boys when you give them a compliment.

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Movie - An ugly Christmas ornament I made when I was little Me Cast it into the fire. Destroy it! My mom No.

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Dog - When you find that one person you just connect with on a different level than anyone else

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Meal - Me looking at the mash potatoes on Thanksgiving like:

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Dog - smile for the camera

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Facial expression - This is my 98 year old neighbor and friend. She is afraid to go to church so every Sunday I go over and set her up to watch a livestream of mass. Recently, I found the book of Sunday's so she can follow along. She is such a blessing to me

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Building - My kids and I ducked in to grab a few essentials and some ice cream at our local shop today when I had a lady approach me and handed me $20 telling me to go and buy my girls an ice cream. I thanked her and said she didn't need to do that as we were going to get ice creams anyway. She insisted, telling me it was her birthday, she had been given some money and wanted to do this to celebrate so we greatfully accepted and wished her a happy birthday. I let my girls pick 2 boxes of ice cre

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Dog - This is Julie. She's the only thing keeping the tower from falling. Not sure why it's her responsibility, but she doesn't mind. 14/10

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Window - I just found out that my grandmother has spent her time during covid hitting the weights, she turns 85 next week...

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Cat - My cat used to sleep on pizza boxes until my gf threw them away. i finally caved and got pizza today and this was his reaction THANK YOU! PLEASE CALL AGAIN PIZZ • HOT & DELIC Extra Cheese OMushroon ISausage IMeat Ball CUSTOMER OPepperoni DOnlons OPeppers DAnchovles Sp

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Dog - You know you're spoiled rotten when your adopter throws you a squirrel-themed birthday party because she knows how nuts you are for squirrels. B squirrel food Go Nuts/

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Facial expression - My fiancé andI got our engagement photos! This has to be one of our favorites!

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Text - baltazar-the-evildemonilamma S pangur-and-grim anonymous asked My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to

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Text - TODD SPENCE @Todd Spence Actual photo of service dogs watching Billy Elliot The Musical as part of their behaving in a theater training. My heart can't take it

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Text - When your plant begins to sprout

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Adaptation - A kid acting as a tree in a play His parents

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Photo caption - Tiny Baby Cat, the tiniest, most baby BABY 00000 TINY BABY UP TO 3KGS

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Arrogant Employee Disrespects Coworker, Sneaky Petty Revenge Ensues


The moral of the story here is to never mess with the person who's responsible for preparing your coffee. If you do decide to go that rude and inconsiderate route, you'd best be prepared for some kind of fallout similar to this one. The barista absolutely had the power to ban the arrogant employee, but they decided to take things to extraordinarily petty heights instead. Wonder how long it took that employee to notice that the coffee wasn't giving them their desired caffeine rush. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/purplehairbabe • 23d + Join 1 E 3 21 @1 3 3 1 Touch my station? I'll make sure you never get caffeine again Hello reddit. First time poster to this sub, long time lurker. I'm on mobil typing this and I've had a few beers so feel free to roast me in the comments for grammar and such. So I work at a coffee shop 6 mornings a week. My shop is open 7am-12:30pm and I leave by 1pm. It's location within another business and it only takes one person to run so that's usually me unt

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Text - So I have a few regulars who are employees from the business that that surrounds me. One morning NE from surrounding business is getting his usual drink and chatting with me as I make it. As we chat AE comes up to the counter. AE and NE start talking when, as a "joke" AE picks up some jars from my tea display as well as the scoops and "pretends" he's going to throw the tea at NE. I look over and tell AE to put it down and chastise him saying that now I have to toss the tea and re-sanitize

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Text - coffee. After the tea incident every time he comes for coffee, when I feel he's the most tired, I'll give him decaf instead. This is my own secret petty revenge. NO CAFFEINE FOR YOU. Don't piss off the one who pours your coffee. Edit: Thank you for the award!! Edited misspell. Edit 2: Thank you so much for the silver!! :) Edit 3: Thank you all for the awards and comments, especially for the Gold!! 4 1.3k 3 121 1, Share

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25 Memes of All the Horrible Things 2020 Could Be


This year has hammered at everyone like no other year in recent memory. It seems appropriate to just acknowledge that it's been a real sandpaper jockstrap of a year. A real poop-flavored lollipop of a year. You know, a total scorpion-filled sandwich of a year. You get it. Since these are a real bummer, here are some wholesome memes because some things are still nice.

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Bathroom accessory - If 2020 was toilet рарer.

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Motor vehicle - If 2020 was a car

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Wire - If 2020 was a hula hoop

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Footwear - IF2020 WAS A PAIR OF SHOES makeameme.org

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People - If 2020 was a canoe trip

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Junk food - If 2020 was a bag of chips Lay's Orange Juice & Toothpaste

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Plant - IF 2020 WERE A PIÑATA

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Food - IF 2020 WAS A PLATE OF NACHOS imgfip.com

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Fire - IF 2020 WAS A SCENTED CANDLE. UM Uned Unted Unted Fwn

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Hair - If 2020 was a sound.

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Outhouse - IF 2020 WAS A HOUSE imgtip.com

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Furniture - If 2020 was a slide...

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Text - IF 2020 WAS A MATH PROBLEM If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

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Drink - If 2020 was a beer.

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Photo caption - IF 2020 WAS A PIE

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Wall - IF 2020 WAS A SWING

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Folding chair - IF 2020 WAS A SLIDE FB/GOODYGOODYTWOSHOES

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Forehead - IF 2020 WERE A PERSON

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Land vehicle - If 2020 was a car.

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Snack - If 2020 was a candy Skifles singles originals 2.17 adam.the.creator 12-16211 DV), Potas. 35rng (1% DV). Shittles Laxative Creamy Yogu FLAVORED COATING ci panel for Homaton 00 ORIES 24

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Water transportation - IF 2020 WAS A BOAT NO WORRIES

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Forehead - IF THE YEAR 2020 HAD A SPOKESMAN

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Watermelon - IF 2020 WAS A WATERMELON

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Food - If 2020 were a drink it would be boiled weenie water.

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Face - What if 2020 is just a trailer of 2021 ?

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Tagged: Sad , wtf , year , 2020 , Memes , bummer , lol , funny