Recently an unidentified gentleman found his way into the baggage guts of the Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow, Russia. He eventually made it to the baggage scanning area where security guards got him. Part of us wishes he had miraculously made it all the way to his destination, but it looks like he wasn't able to carry on.
There are certain days that can come for us all when it genuinely feels like the universe is trying to mess your existence up. It's conveniently easy to forget that chaos and misfortunate are always right around the corner. Fortunately, not every day consists of getting surprise attacked by an unexpected spider's web.
The reality is that just because we live in an era that's been continually blessed by a rapid series of technological advancements doesn't at all guarantee that the same technology might just decide to have an off day. This guy was ready to roll with the chaos that life threw his way though. And for real, steel might actually boil at that temperature.
If you were in need of some inspiration to further get your life together, well, look no further than this tree that legitimately owns itself. Like what? Nature is beautiful man. More trees out there need to have ownership over their lives. For some more gold from the world of Tumblr, check out this recent Tumblr thread that we ran about how Darth Vader is the absolute queen of drama.
As people, we generally try to be our best selves as a sort of courtesy to others. But for whatever reason, be it entitlement, negligence or utter refusal to play by any semblance of the rules, we get trashtacular moments of startling garbage-osity. So pull up a stinky chair and witness people stealing their neighbor's welcome mats, doin' gross junk in public, and generally being anti-social.
Man, school can really suck sometimes. Especially when you find yourself confronting the nightmarish situation that is navigating an unnecessarily strict professor. It sounds like this student was more than capable and ready to play their professor's game though. The malicious compliance was sweet and immensely effective. If you enjoyed this tale of malicious compliance, check out the time that a homeowner got fed up with a series of complaints from the HOA, so they enacted a glorious act of malicious compliance.
Oh boy, this is a prime and massively unfortunate example of nepotism at its very finest. We're honestly just grateful that this employee was able to successfully carry out the pro revenge that they did. If this revenge tale got you going, check out this pro revenge story about the time that a scummy collection agency made the mistake of messing with a guy's credit score.
It's a good idea to have a reasonable grasp on history, if only to know that Australia once lost a war to a bunch of emu. That's where history memes for the enlightened lords of time come in. We all want to learn some history, but we don't want to read books, which can be a huge problem when it comes to learning absolutely anything. May the history memes flow freely.
There are plenty of folks out there who have ended up confronting the unfortunate reality that is realizing the washer/dryer has miraculously deposited a complete stranger's clothing in your pile of freshly cleaned clothes. Things can get especially dicey when you're married. It sounds like this guy narrowly dodged a full-fledged meltdown from his very concerned wife.
There's no feeling quite like being told you're an idiot because someone didn't get the joke you made. The problem with people who miss the joke by miles is that they just walk off thinking they're smart for having correctly identifying the fact that gorillas can't talk or that a priest and a rabbi would most likely not enter a bar together. Like, thanks, man. Phenomenal observation.
It's important to remember that just because someone is trying to help, that doesn't mean they actually know what they're talking about. So, when someone gives you some advice really confidently, take it with a big heaping bowl of salt. The lady at your job who seems to think really highly of herself might give you some of the worst advice people have ever gotten. It gets more specifically stupid too when it comes to the dumbest financial advice people received.
This mom decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community over whether or not she was in the wrong for going ahead and calling the cops on her son's friend because the video games were being played nonstop. I mean, hey, everything in moderation. It sounds like the balance was definitely off with this particular situation.
People have a terrible tendency of getting inconsolably irrational at gas stations. It's like, everyone's in this mad rush to get nowhere as soon as possible, and then that can result in some altercations that would've otherwise have been easily avoidable. In this case, we have a "scary" biker dude who gets just the kind of reality check that he was clearly giving off the impression that he needed. For another recent tale of petty revenge check out the time that a truck vandalized a mailbox, so some engineering students crafted nothing short of a superhero mailbox.
Just in case you were playing around with the idea of making a career change, this AskReddit thread might leave you feeling inspired. As it turns out, a funny thing happens when you end up repairing people's homes. Basically, some people are far stranger than you ever might otherwise imagine. These repair people certainly had some unforgettable days on the job.
Just take a moment and think about what the thought process must be like for Curtis to watch this back nowadays. To say the very least, he might've underestimated where Tiger Woods' career would end up going.
