Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Tumblr User Ranks Marvel Movies By If There Were Trains In Them


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This is the best Marvel review to hit the internet yet. All this Avengers:Endgame hype needed a breath of sweet comedic relief. Thank God for Tumblr. 

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Some Prime And Classy Tinder History (14 Images)


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And then these hopelessly lost romantics try to meet in real life. Tinder never fails to leave us speechless, amazed, and generally discouraged for the future of modern dating. It's a wild Tinderverse out there, stay safe folks. 

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Smash Mouth Shuts Down Straight Pride Parade On Twitter


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Smash Mouth has spoken in regards to where they stand with the whole "Straight Pride Parade" being planned by a few dudes out of Boston. Simply put, they're not having any of it. And Twitter can't get enough of Smash Mouth yelling at the rest of the online world about how they feel about a "Straight Pride Parade." 

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Dude Thinks He's Holding Hands With Girl He Likes, Ends Up In Awkward Spot With His Friend


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Sounds like these guys found themselves in quite the unexpected, and hilariously awkward situation between friends. 

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Twitter Users Reveal The Most Embarrassed They've Ever Been


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If you're feeling like life and its endless series of curveballs and hiccups has got you down, then enjoy this Twitter thread about the times people were helplessly, hopelessly embarrassed. 

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19 Non-Native English Speakers Share Phrases They Wish We Had


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Wouldn't it be simpler to have a single word that encapsulates the concept of getting drunk in your underwear? Wouldn't it be amazing to be able to call someone an "orthopedic walking cane" out of hate? These options and many more lie waiting to be discovered in the world's many wonderful languages. For some English wins and fails, here are some incredible uses and misuses of the English language.

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Kindergarten Teacher's Facebook Post About Quitting Her Job Goes Viral


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Ex-Kindergarten teacher Jessica Gentry's powerful post about quitting her job after 12 years of hard work went viral for a good reason. There's a great message in the post. Sounds like the kids haven't changed, it's the damn parents. At least that's the point she hammers down on off the bat. Check the rest of her message below. 

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Call Of Duty Gamer Gets Shut Down In The Middle Of The Action


"Don't turn off the computer....He turned off the compu....."

RIP Ben, you will be missed.

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Best Mates Kindheartedly Roast Each Other's Genetic Predispositions On Twitter


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Just a couple best mates having a hell of a time roasting each other's genetic predispositions on Twitter. And as an important closing note, everyone should be wearing sunscreen! 

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24 Confusing Images That Aren't What They Appear to Be


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Here are a bunch of real-life optical illusions ready for the double-taking. Images like these might have you thinking things like "Is that a wondrous mountaintop landscape?" And the answer is "no, it's a filthy mud puddle. Look harder!" So go slow and take a second to make sure you're seeing the right thing. For more confusing images, here are some eye-crumbling images of crazy perspective.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover As A Used Cars Salesman To Prank Customers


Arnold Schwarzenegger appears to be doing just fine after a historically savage flying dropkick to the back recently. Yeah, he shook that one off like a champ, and he's returned as "Howard Kleiner." He's trying to promote electric cars in a partnership with California non-profit Veloz. 

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Tumblr's Dissection of Pokemon's Probability System Is Maddening and Amazing


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Tumblr loves to obsess over stuff, and Pokemon games are just one of those near and dear topics that people can't stop talking about. To start, you have some of the insane math and puzzles programmed into the games, followed by a staunch defense of how incredible the programming is. Then you get to see what people have done with the games since then, like a gaming escape artists and a synopsis of the insane endeavor that was "Twitch Plays Pokemon." Wild stuff.

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Scared Camgirl's Viral Story About Being Followed Challenges Men To Think Outside Themselves


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This frightened woman's story about being followed ended up going viral, and serving as a powerful explanation for why women can be so "cold" and "standoffish" while out in public. It effectively challenges the dudes out there to think outside themselves, and consider how much weight their actions can carry to women, while they're out and about. 

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10+ Lawyers Share Their Best Most Badass "I Rest My Case" Moments


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These lawyers witnessed the kind of moments in the courtroom that could only be justified by a conclusive, "I rest my case." Sometimes stupidity comes out in full force, and everyone's just left speechless, and there's nothing else to be said. Courtrooms seem to be a magnet for mindless stupidity and people showing off the worst sides of humanity. 

If all this courtroom drama got you going check out a series of free legal tips in no particular order over here.

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Ronda Rousey Forgets Her Lines on WWE, Gets Drowned in Boos


She's definitely more of a fighter than an entertainer, apparently. That is the face of someone who does not know what she's supposed to say. The whole time you're thinking, "c'mon, just make a sentence! Please!"

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8 Flat Earther Memes You Won't Believe People Believe


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It's 2019 and people still believe the Earth is flat. What a time to be alive. After all the videos and experiments like this guy who proved flat earthers wrong in the best way possible, or these flat earthers proving themselves wrong, you'd think this wouldn't be a thing, but here we are. Sometimes it makes you just not want to live on this round planet anymore.

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Guys Trying To Impress "The Bachelorette" Their First Time Meeting Her


This cringe masterpiece features awkward rapping, dad jokes, and full on screaming. 

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25 Ridiculous Moments That Go to Show That Men Are Complex Creatures


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Dudes can be a lot of things. Insensitive? Sometimes. Pragmatic to a fault? Often. Funny? Frequently. Some of this is just stuff that frustrates people in relationships everywhere. Some of it is just something that frustrates someone in one very specific relationship. Some are legit surprising. For a surprising and funny bro themed story, check out the time helpful frat bros united their one brain cell to find a woman's keys.

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Construction Worker Makes Life Brighter For Hospitalized Children


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Construction worker Jason Haney is out here restoring our faith in humanity. He acted on an idea to cheer up hospitalized children by creating an 8-foot-tall cutout of Where's Waldo, and hiding it on site everyday for the kids in the Memorial Children's Hospital in South Bend, Indiana. It's people like this that make us think there might be a little hope left in the world after all. 

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19 Cursed Tattoos That We Don't Wanna Deal With


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Here are some tattoos that are just off, really not well done, or were a not great idea from the start. Hopefully these people had a really good reason for their unorthodox ink. Done with cursed anything? Think some images could cursed but blessed at the same time? Here are some blursed images spawned from purgatory itself. For some straight up tattoo fails, here are some really not great tattoos people went through with.

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Questionable Parenting Decision Turns Into A Fundraiser For A Great Cause


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Oh shit, Matthew Green went full legendary dad mode. This questionable parenting decision by the dad to die his hair in solidarity with his kid, ended up inspiring a full on movement for a great cause! More than $10K has been raised so far in donations to the Refugee and Immigrant Center For Education and Legal Services. 

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