Sunday, November 10, 2019

The Dumbest App/Program Ideas Ever Proposed


Developers share the dumbest app and program ideas they've ever had proposed to them.

Someone on AskReddit asked for app developers/programmers to share the dumbest ideas they'd ever had proposed to them. No doubt, a lot of these must've seen like "the next best thing" at the time. The real question is what kinds of substances were involved in the creation of these ideas. 

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Old Landlord Refuses To Do Repairs, Ends Up Going Bankrupt


Old landlord refuses to do repairs and ends up going bankrupt after being reported.

This old landlord refused to play nice and make some repairs for a tenant. They proceed to get reported to the environmental health team, have to sell all their equity, and eventually declare themselves bankrupt to pay for all the fines. Ouch. Should've just done the dang repairs! 

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Employee Humiliates Himself By Talking Like Smeagol At New Job


An employee embarrasses himself by talking like Smeagol in front of his coworkers at his job.

This embarrassed employee shares a tale about a particularly embarrassing experience at a new job, where they were overheard by coworkers while reenacting the infamous Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. Kind of an awkward situation to get caught up in. 

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Wholesome Memes and Things Because Life Isn't Always Bad


wholesome memes, happy and sentimental moments

Here are some nice memes, moments and observations that show genuine care and understanding between fellow humans. Being nice to people is good, and all that. For more gas in your tank, here are more wholesome moments and some happy facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

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Gym Guest Calls Employee Robotic, They Show Up As Robot


Gym guest calls an employee robotic, so they show up in an actual robot costume.

When this great gym employee found themselves confronted by a rude guest who accused them of being robotic, they hatched a plan to take their sweet and satisfying revenge come Halloween. So, they proceeded to make sure it was all good with their boss and showed up at the gym when the time was right in an actual robot costume. The rude guest couldn't even handle it. 

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Uncle Wonders If He's Wrong To Question 25 Year Age Gap in Niece's Relationship


Guy asks internet if he's wrong for questioning his 22 year old niece's 47 year old boyfriend uncomfortable questions.

The crux here is that you want to protect your loved ones from being manipulated, but at the same time you don't want to cross a boundary and try to control another adult's love life. When the 47-year-old boyfriend was coming over to stay for a week, this guy decided to ask some questions. Like many other tense social situations, the internet weighed in on if that was the right thing to do.

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Guy Tells Kid To Shut Up, Gets Called Out


This jerk tough guy got called out by a flight attendant after telling a poor little kid to shut up. All we needed was for the rest of the passengers to break out in applause. 

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Woman Sings Out Of Her Apartment, Her Neighbors React


Absolutely beautiful! The neighbors were ready for the next song. 

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AskReddit User Explains Why Men Don't Enjoy Fictional Romances As Much


AskReddit user explains in detail why men don't enjoy historical romances as much as women.

An AskReddit user provided a comprehensive breakdown on why men apparently don't enjoy fictional romances as much as women. This might answer some questions that guys didn't know they had. 

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Stories of Actors Who Got Cast to Play Non-Gorgeous People


Actors who get cast as ugly people.

Casting can get too brutal when they're looking for a particular type. You've gotta be confident in yourself to have a role people would describe as "tired lady giving birth" or "slack-jawed psychopath 2." For the majority of us who aren't ridiculously photogenic, this would be our reality in Hollywood too.

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Dude's Pasta Skills Take Tinder Date To The Next Level


Guy's pasta skills take his Tinder date to the next level.

Twitter user @tillytortellini, is going viral for his impressive pasta making abilities. You might say the pasta-bilities are endless. As far as strategies to impress your Tinder date go, this guy easily just shot up to legendary status for what he put together. 

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Self-Titled Geniuses Who Smeared The Internet with Cringeworthy Bragging


Bragging jerks who think they're geniuses.

Call it a lack of self-awareness or whatever but the internet is teeming with people who are convinced that they not only have the facts, but are of genius level intelligence. They put people down, make everything about themselves, and completely ruin jokes. There's just a whole lot of smart-tastic brain lords whose self-importance knows no bounds.

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Food Workers Share Menu Items They Definitely Wouldn't Suggest


A collection of food workers share the menu items they definitely wouldn't recommend.

Someone on AskReddit asked for food workers to divulge their tips for what menu items customers would be served well to avoid. Apparently the baked cod at Long John Silvers is a whole steaming mess of bad news. 

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Dad Says He Doesn't Need To Respect Kid's Privacy, Twitter Responds


Dad says that he doesn't need to respect his kid's privacy. Faces backlash on Twitter.

This dad is facing some serious backlash on Twitter after he said that he didn't need to respect his kid's privacy, because he provides for them. What a load of BS. If he's trying to ensure that they act out and generally want nothing to do with him, he's on the right track. 

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Guy Texts Crush, Fails, Blames It On Brother Taking His Phone


Guy texts his crush and it backfires, so he blames the whole thing on his brother taking his phone.

Prepare for your bones to literally gyrate in response to the overwhelming levels of cringe. This guy came on way too strong, when a simple and chill introduction could've worked way better. You live and you learn. 

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Guy Spends $5K On Surgery For Dog Instead Of Wedding


Guy decides to spend $5K on a surgery for his dog instead of a wedding.

This guy asked the people of Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for dipping into his savings, and dropping $5K on a surgery for his dog without asking his partner about it first. Sounds like she went ballistic upon realizing that he didn't run his decision by her first. 

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