Tuesday, May 19, 2015

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You Are Not High Enough to Understand This Wisdom


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I Hear Jefferson Davis Was a Huge Fan of Bigg Dawgz


Looking Out for Each Other is LITERALLY Hitler


English is a Beautiful Language in the Hands of the Scots


I would mark this unsafe for workplace consumption, but unless you're in Glasgow probably no one is going to understand the entirety of this video anyway.

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A Girl Hopped Up on Painkillers Realizes She Wants to Drop the Best Mixtape of the Year


Not Ready for That Commitment


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Anderson Cooper Falls for the Oldest Trick in the Book of the Internet


Witness the Glorious Ineptitude of This Attempted ATM Thief


New Mother Gives Birth in a Cybercafe Then Continues Her Game


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A pregnant woman in Nanchang, China was in an internet cafe when she gave birth to a baby. She was waiting for her boyfriend to meet her. Some patrons called an ambulance and wrapped the baby in cloth. Meanwhile she continued to play her game until she and the baby were taken to the hospital to be met with her boyfriend and family. Who knows why she kept playing during and after such a dramatic life event, maybe she had to get to the next checkpoint before she could save? 

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Tagged: Babies , news , parenting , weird

This Batter Takes One for the Team and Immediately Throws it Back to the Pitcher


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Tagged: sports , baseball , BAMF , Video , win

Angry Starbucks Manager Explodes at Customer


Cell phone video was taken of this irrationally angry Starbucks employee when she began yelling at a customer and accusing her of stealing a cookie straw. The customer said this began when she was distracted trying to open a Starbucks app on her phone to pay and didn't answer quickly enough. According to the Daily News , Starbucks has apoligized through social media, saying that the employee has been let go. 

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Your Birthday Present is Pure Disappointment!


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Tagged: cake , gifs , Balloons , prank

Student Interrupts Standardized Testing With DDoS Attack


A 17-year-old Idaho student reportedly hired someone to overwhelm his school districts computer system with a Distributed Denial of Service attack. A spokesperson for the school district told KTVB that the DDoS attack restricted many schools access to the internet but did not go after any student's data. The general havoc caused by the interruption of service at schools caused many students to lose their work while taking the Idaho Standard Achievement tests. You might think that getting to take a break from standardized testing would be cause to celebrate but that is not the case. Some kids have had to re-take the test more than once during the week and a half that the DDoS attacks took place. The student responsible has been suspended and recommended for expulsion. The teen will most likely serve up to 180 days in a juvenile detention center for the state felony charge that this offense carries and may be facing federal felony charges as well.

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Tagged: school , tests , Video , news

This Dude Literally Dug Up the Sewers to Save a Town in Morocco


His Name is Allal from Rabat, Morocco. After a sewer blockage started flooding the streets with waste, Rabat dug deep and unclogged the system all by himself. You can even see the water draining back down into the sewers at the end of the video - assuming you're not too distracted by Rabat's awesome posing.

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Is This Parrot Teaching Kids Spanish Curse Words?


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And Now We Can Plant the Explosives and Call it a Day!


A Protein Deficiency Might Explain This Spelling, for Sure


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Part of a Balanced Diet


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Printing Graphics With Water, It's Way Cooler Than You Think


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Tagged: design , neat , robots , Video

Even the Divine Creator is Like, "LMGTFY"


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How to Know You Might be in the Rough Side of Town


A Family That Games Together...


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An Unlucky Ball Boy Tries to Keep it Cool After Eating the Floor Behind Maria Sharapova


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The Octobasse is Like a Classical Music Subwoofer, and It's Totally Rad


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Waste Not Want Not


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