Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Frustrated Pizza Reviewer Keeps Getting Interrupted By Crazy New Yorkers


What started out as a pizza review descended into a hilariously accurate portrayal of those wild New York City sidewalks. This guy couldn't get a word in without some irreverent loudmouthed sidewalk dweller cutting in to offer whatever passing thought of madness entered his head. 

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Passionate Bird Enthusiast Rants About How Dumb Casual Bird Owners Are


This is way funnier than he (probably) wants it to be, and that might be the best part. That Raven is the real MVP. Just yesterday, we were running a Twitter thread on all the fun facts that go into explaining what makes Ravens so damn cool. If you missed that, check it out here!

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The Canadian Artillery Wakeup Is Pure Savagery


NEVER fall asleep around army people...Unless you want the rude awakening of a lifetime! 

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Jumpy Kangaroo's Got Something Heavy On His Mind

14 Food Failures from the '50s and '60s That'll Make You Say "Jell-No"


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With the new popularity of processed foods in post WWII America, the culinary lifestyle of the states was about to get pulverized into a steaming heap of tasteless crap. Jell-O pushed its way into meals like an estrange drunken uncle into your last Thanksgiving. Food failure follows us everywhere. Here are some cake mistakes.

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A FINE Line Between Nailing It And Failing Miserably


37 Fantastically Weird Thrift Store Finds That'll Leave You with Questions


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Thrift stores serve as a sort of receptacle for unwanted and out-of-date culture that still might have some value to someone. You could find a cool single-issue comic book or even a pile of dentures! Anyway here's some of the weirdest stuff people could get their hands on.

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Troubled Tumblr Thread Calls Out Thomas The Tank Engine's Dark Roots


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"Stay on your track, it could be so much worse..." This troubling Tumblr thread deconstructs the darker roots of Thomas The Tank Engine. All is not well in the land of tank engines. No, not at all. 


Good old Tumblr pulling through with another potent batch of WTF. If you want another alarming Tumblr thread, check out the one that'll teach you how to get out of a scenario where you're being buried alive here!

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29 Knee-Buckling Food Atrocities People Have Witnessed


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Hey, if you like to mix milk with your grape juice, we're not gonna stop you. But we are gonna call you an inhuman freak who needs to see a doctor. If these didn't make you too disgusted, then here's a bunch more crimes against cuisine.

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An Excited Older Brother Live Tweets His Little Bro's Big Date Night


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So much wholesome it'll make your heart hurt. Little bro's family stepped up to help him out in a big way, when he wanted to impress for his big date night.

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29 Ridiculous Animal Reviews That Are Absolute Comedic Perfection


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These animal reviews are too funny for their own good. Not only that, but some of them really aren't far off the mark! All in all, this is amazing. Finally some damn culture and sophistication up in here! 

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Runaway Suspect Gets Roasted By All The Short Jokes In The Comments Section


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The comments section had their way with this dude. Apparently he cut off his ankle monitor, and hit the road. From there the Mason County Sheriff's Department posted a wanted ad for the runaway criminal. The comments section stepped up (or down?) to roast the guy to oblivion. No short joke was spared in this comments section roasting. 


This isn't the first time the comments section has roasted a criminal to sweet oblivion. Check out that recent time the guy with the huge head got absolutely REKT in the comments section, here!

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Biology Teacher's Twitter Thread Shines Light On The Disgusting Fish Fraud Problem


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Apparently "fish fraud" is a very real and disgusting problem. And whatever you do, DON'T look up body louse. Turns out there really was something fishy about that sushi...

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How Twitter Disintegrates A Soul In 5 Brutal Screenshots


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Behold, an ungraceful descent into FURY. This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!

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23 of the Most Entitled School Admissions Applications People Have Seen


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Nothing gets the blood boiling hotter than seeing some rich kid get a better opportunity with the help of daddy's money. Here are some of the more entitled and out-of-touch applications people have reviewed. Luckily, most of these spoiled kids didn't get in. For more stories of rich kid syndrome, check this out.

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Nurses Get Revenge On Their Noisy Roommate With Pavlovian Conditioning Method


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How to Train Your Roommate 101. This responsible revenge tale uses the Pavlovian Conditioning Method to take a righteous revenge on a noisy roommate who just wouldn't quiet down. A solid success story here! 

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An Epic Tribute To Michael Scott's 10 Best Quotes In The Office


The Office's Michael Scott is filled with half-baked sentiments of strange wisdom and inspiration. These 10 quotes are the perfect way to honor such a wild and unpredictable and hilarious character from the show! 

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