Saturday, March 23, 2019

Tumblr User Runs The Math On The Exact Day Ice Cube Was Talking About


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I feel so wonderfully enlightened now. 

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Guy Gets Painful Surprise After Helping Stranger Change His Tire Late At Night


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When this man set out to help a stranger in need sometime around midnight, with changing his tire, he did NOT anticipate the fallout of impulsive street justice. Therein lies the biggest risk with trying to do the "right" occasionally brutal thing outside the law: you don't know the whole story, and you're not taking the time to learn it. Instead, you're acting on volatile impulses, and subverting critical thinking for instant emotional justice. In this case, things spiraled out of control quickly. We hope the guy's okay! 

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26 Enraged People Share The Most Ridiculous Things They've Had Stolen From Their Roommates


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These people have every right to be filled with anger, over their roommates' inability to act like reasonable human beings that have an actual moral compass. Some people willingly turn a blind eye toward boundaries, and take what isn't their's. Just make sure you're not living with them, cause you'll end up with a lot of missing stuff. 

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MLM Beauty Product Schemer Gets Educated By Helpful Friend's Facebook Messages


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People out there are falling prey to the lofty promises of Multi-Level Marketing Pyramid Schemes everyday. It could be a willful ignorance, a desire to take the bite out of the cake with money-promises filling, that's too good to be true; or some perverse motivation to knowingly f**k other people over. Who's to say. In this case, a woman helps out her old friend with some of her own firsthand knowledge on the "beauty product" she messages her about buying into. Good friends don't let other friends run around in pyramid schemes! 

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Angry Homeless Person Calls Out Salvation Army For Cruel Treatment In Emotional Twitter Thread


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We hope things are looking up for this person, and anyone else affected by potential mistreatment when staying in a Salvation Army shelter. 

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Never Forget Ben Affleck Hilariously Mocking Armageddon


Ben Affleck is most hilarious when he's just being himself. This is a gem that'll never get old! 

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21 New Mothers Share The Most Unnecessary Advice They Ever Received


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These mystified mothers encountered all kinds of unfounded, crazy advice when they had their first kids. We want to believe the people offering their "advice" were doing it from a good place; but even then, what they chose to pass out as "helpful" information is just ridiculous! Never read anything about putting a hat on a kid or anyone else, to cure the hiccups. 

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Creepy Jiffy Lube Employee Gets Schooled After Sliding Into Woman's DMs


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This Jiffy Lube employee learned a swift and very necessary lesson in respecting a woman's boundaries, after using her private contact information to make a pass at her. His response tells us all we need to know about whether or not he's going to pull a slippery move like that again. 

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40 Spicy Memes To Spice Up Your Saturday


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Spice up your day with memes just spicy enough to do the trick. 

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Helpful Frat Bros Unite Their Brain Cell In A Woman's Story About Losing Her Keys


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Bros will be bros. This story about some helpful frat bros uniting to help a groggy and disoriented young woman find her misplaced keys, didn't fail to put a smile on our faces. 

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A Spectacular Dump Of 32 Entertaining Tweets To Fuel Your Saturday Internet Surfing


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This one's for all the folks out there cruising through their Saturday, with phone in hand, and just trying to get lost in what the Internet can churn up. This has all the makings of a terribly entertaining tweet dump. 

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Mortified Dude Regrets Not Wearing Underwear to Work


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Catastrophic garment failure is an innate fear in everyone, like darkness or loud noises. It seldom happens, but every time it becomes a story. Everyone has feared a version of this. You'd think it could only happen in nightmares, but this guy screwed up and had to deal with the consequences.

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18 Teachers Share The Things They Want Their Students To Know But Would Never Tell Them In Person


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Teachers are also trying to keep themselves entertained in the classroom. That crush you had on that one person, and the ensuing seating chart, mixup could've been a lot more than the grace of good luck that you thought it was. 

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14 Special Wholesome Things To Boost Your Saturday With Good Feels


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We've got to mix up the constant stream of people failing away, with some sweet wholesome goodness every now and again. These images won't fail to bring you some of the good feels. Happy Saturday, all. 

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Woman's Story About Her Nightmare Talent Agent Boss Ends In Coworker's Absolutely Hilarious Fail


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Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed. 

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