Thursday, February 11, 2021

Ducks Chat It Up With One Another


They're clearly planning world domination. Never underestimate a couple ducks that are having a passionate conversation with one another. 

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TV Whisperer Fixes Issue Using Percussive Maintenance


If only every problem went away by hitting the absolute soul out of it. This guy is lucky it worked or they'd just have a video called "jerk smashes TV." While that cackle is otherworldly, the most important unanswered question remains: did the fork go in?

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Drifting Hot Wheel Cars Plain Old Awesome


Many of us have had our experiences with playing around with Hot Wheels cars when we were growing up. It's a video like this, where you get to see some awesome Hot Wheels cars drifting around that can really bring on the tidal wave of nostalgia. 

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Tagged: cool , toys , Hot Wheels , awesome , Video , win

Funniest Ways That Kids Have Insulted Adults


There's no getting around the fact that children are just plain old strange. They're these miniature human beings that have an uncanny knack for spewing out wildly unexpected sentiments at a moment's notice. Naturally, some kids are more devious than others. Maybe you were one of those kids yourself. Hard pressed to follow the rules that the rest of society put in place, and told you to abide by. Maybe you were just channeling that oppositional energy from a young age, and it ended up getting you in a whole lot of trouble. If that's the case, you probably had your work cut out for you as you navigated the ins and outs of school. Oh, school. A time ripe for learning about the consequences of not following the rules. Maybe that rule breaking behavior ended up manifesting in you dishing out all kinds of creative and ridiculous insults to those around you.

This particular AskReddit thread honors the most outlandish and humorous insults that kids ended up coming up with. If you're an adult on the receiving end of one of these insults, hopefully you didn't take the insult seriously for a second, and instead appreciated that kid's ability to churn out some banter that you'd never heard before. Banter can certainly be fun if we allow ourselves to drop our guards, and just play along with it. Of course there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, and that can end up being the time that kids are better educated on what they really shouldn't be saying to other members of society.

You don't want to end up growing up to be one of those adults with a nasty head on their shoulders, a misplaced moral compass, and a daunting inability to treat those around you with a sliver of respect. As with all matters of life, there's a strange balance to these things. We love a good roast or creative insult here. Especially when you get the ruthless silver tongued wordsmiths in the comments section that are ready to stir up all kinds of trouble. The YouTube comments section is really its own kind of comedy goldmine. You've got to love the internet for what it provides there. It can be this playground of sorts where everyone goes to work at trying out their most absurd insults. You just don't want to take things too far. Sometimes, you can get lost in the fun of a back and forth with another online user and end up saying something that you ultimately come to regret. But anyways, all ramblings about the wild realm of online banter aside, these kids certainly brought their A game for when it came to surprising folks around them with unexpected words of sheer ruthlessness. If anything, we'd have loved to been able to read more about the fallout from some of the more piercing insults. It really just boils down to whoever ends up receiving that insult. It'd sure be nice if everyone in the world had a great sense of humor, but thus is not always the case.

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Font - 1 Award I recently was working with a kid and another teacher, and the kid turned to the other teacher and said (about me) "she probably listens to 'all by myself' at night". A G G Reply 4 212 ...

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Font - Abra_ka_da_bra · 17h A kid said I look like a raw salad. Wtf he meant, how can a salad not be raw, why did he need to say "raw salad" and not just salad? G Reply 148 ...

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Font - UlaireOtsea • 16h Singing a lullaby to my daughter and she popped her pacifier out of her mouth and shoved it in mine. Yes, I'm a terrible singer... G Reply 129 ...

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Rectangle - Billbapawpaw • 19h 1 Award When is your baby due? I'm very obviously a dude G Reply 230 3 ...

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Organism - purple_explosion • 18h I teach elementary Special Needs, and one of my students was angry with me, and yelled at me to "Go to lunch!". My lunch break is really the only time I actually leave the classroom, so I know that was her way of telling me to get lost... It made me laugh so hard internally. Probably externally, too. G Reply 118 ...

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Organism - 1992_City_Champs · 15h I did my student teaching placement with 6th graders. We were doing something and the principal stuck his head in to say hi. He did the whole dad joke "don't let any of these guys scare you away from teaching". Without missing the beat, some kid said, "yeah, let the paycheck do it." G Reply 1 99 3 ...

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Font - humanperson1989 · 19h What boring thing are we going to do today, teacher? G Reply 92 + ...

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Font - TheAbyssAlsoGazes • 18h I was jogging around my neighborhood. Out of shape and out of breath near the end of my run. Three little girls were standing on their stoop watching me lurch past. I saw them giggling as I approached. Then in unison they started chanting "Fart face! Fart face! You're a farty fart face!" They didn't stop til I was out of sight. It hurt cause I am a bit of a fart face but I didn't realize random children could instantly tell. G Reply 1 154 3 ...

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Rectangle - RedditRoxanne • 17h "Hmmm now where should I put this?" - two year old neighbor after trying a bite of a brownie that I baked. She placed it in the strawberry garden. G Reply 4 54 3 ...

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Font - riccketts • 18h My 5 year old brother plays roblox 24/7, He called me a bacon haired noob. 6 Reply 45 ...

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Font - brerosie33 · 17h I have large lips. My cousin Mollie was three. " Hey brerosie, why did God make your lips like a fishy?" Reply 1 46 ...

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Font - WhitestTrash1 • 17h My 5 year old said I smelled like salad the other day. I'm 90% sure it was an insult. G Reply 1 38 ...

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Organism - Instar5 • 18h My niece went through a phase where she thought all women were pregnant, including grandma in her 70's and herself (at 3 or 4 years old). I think it was because her mom was pregnant twice after her and it was confusing. I'm glad I was there to let her know that not all women were running around constantly pregnant. Reply 4 38 ...

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Font - natacon • 16h My son (5 at the time) called me a dumb antique after I pretended to not understand a joke he had told me. It stung but I was quietly proud of him. G Reply 1 32 3 ...

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Font - one called me a flying banana. Reply 25 5 ...

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Font - boyvsfood2 · 18h Man, my old boss got me a shirt that says, "With great beard comes great responsibility". The beard on the shirt looked like my beard, albeit a little bit longer. My nephew was like 7 or 8 and was staying the weekend with us. He saw the shirt and with all due sincerity asked, "Are you gonna have a beard like that one day?" I was crushed. G Reply 46 3 ...

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Font - hand_truck • 14h My four year old daughter, "Daddy, I can do something you can't do." "What's that, honey?" "Brush my hair." You guessed it, I'm bald. G Reply 4 17 3 •..

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Font - uselessgooseless · 12h My mate's 2 year old was looking at my driver's licence photo (taken about 8 years prior). Me: That's me in the picture! 2YO: What happened? Brutal. G Reply ...

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Guy Lies To Constantly Late Wife So She Shows Up On Time


Being in an inter-punctual marriage has to be rough. No one should have to lie to their spouse in order to trick them into showing up to their graduation ceremony on time, but life is strange, and it happens. And as it turns out, it's weirdly common. For another one about an uncompromising spousal interaction, here's a picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.

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Font - r/AmIthe/ le · Posted by u/Chewychew5150 9 hours ago の30 @163 30334 AITA for telling my wife that she needed to be a my graduation an hour before she needed to because she is always late for things? I (27m) have been with my wife (27f) for 8 years. For 5 of those years I was in the military and I developed the habit of being early for everything I do. It is a huge pet peeve of mine if people are late for things when they could have been on time. If something happens out of your control an

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Font - My wife is the type of person who is always late. Throughout our relationship she has made us late for events and it has been embarrassing. One of the worst incidents was when I was home on leave. We were planning on meeting my mom for breakfast ( I haven't seen in two years) at 9:00am. I told my wife the day before that I want to leave our place at 8:30 so we can get there by 8:50. We both wake up at 7:00 and I'm ready by 8:00. At that point she hasn't even started to get ready. I remind

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Font - I was pissed but kept it to myself until we got home. I told her that I hated that she always made us late and it can be embarrassing sometimes. She apologized and said she would work on it. It never got any better. If anything she would get short with me if I mention the time. Fast forward 3 years and I was graduating the police academy. The graduation was set to begin at 10:00am and people could start showing up at 9:15. Well.. knowing my wife and not wanting her to be walking in as the

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Font - Well sure enough I see her driving in AT 9:15!!! Of course I was a little pissed but glad that my plan worked. The rest of the graduation went as planned and I was happy. Afterwards a group of us and our spouses went out to celebrate. At one point my wife mentions that she was lucky that the ceremony got pushed back or she was going to be late. My friends were confused and told her that they saw her car and that she showed up right on time. My wife then asked what time was the ceremony su

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Font - When we got home my wife blew up on me! She said she was pissed that I lied to her and didn't understand why I did. I told her that I knew that she would be late and so I told her a slightly earlier time be safe. She said she was hurt and felt that I had manipulated her. This is where I might be the a you think I feel? I told you that the graduation started ole. I said “ how do at 9:15 and you were still late! You knew how hard I worked throughout the academy and you couldn't even be on t

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Font - pdaddyfire 9 hours ago · edited 6 hours ago 20 9 3 22 & 17 More NTA I literally had to lie to my mom about doctor's appointments, school events, games, anything that involved a time because she is always late. I still to this day have to lie to her about what time events start. It never occurred to her that being late affected everyone around us. I'd constantly get punished at practice if I was late. We've missed doctors appointments that I needed for being late and shed raise hell but it

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Font - Nothanksimallgood Partassipant [3] 9 hours ago 34 E 2 NTA. I wouldn't bother tricking her anymore, but I also certainly wouldn't wait for her. Next time you tell her that you need to leave by 8.30, then you leave at 8.30. If she is not ready, she gets left behind. If she is meeting you somewhere and she is late, leave. Everytime she is so late, she is telling everyone that her time is more valuable than theirs. It is rude and inconsiderate.

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Font - NotThisAgain234 Colo-rectal Surgeon [31] 9 hours ago NTA, but you need to stop letting her make you late for events. With the breakfast with your mom, you should have left in time to meet your mom when you said you would. Wife can drive herself, take an Uber or stay home. You accommodating her gives her no incentive to change and she does not respect other people enough to do it out of courtesy. So hold to your own standards and she can reap the consequences of doing as she pleases. I kno

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Font - dftaylor Asshole Aficionado [13] 9 hours ago - edited 7 hours ago 3 NTA. People who are always late tend to have a fundamental lack of respect for other people's time. Telling them an earlier time is a totally valid tactic if they won't grow up enough to show up when needed. The fact that she immediately turned it to being about what you did wrong, rather than thinking "I'm so unreliable he's had to trick me - and even then I was still late" is amazing. You are so NTA.

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Font - samlom131718 9 hours ago NTA. My guess is that she's gone quiet as she knows she's in the wrong but doesn't want to admit it as then she would have to accept that she didn't make an effort to get to your graduation on time.

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Font - BeefBrutalizer 9 hours ago NTA - My aunt and her family are this way. The only way to get them to come to anything even remotely on time is to tell them it starts an hour earlier than it really does. Your wife isn't mad at the plan, she's mad that the plan worked so well. She's mad that her lateness is so predictable that other people know to plan around it. It's embarrassing.

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Font - Pergamon_ 9 hours ago Was she going to be late? Yes. Was she on time because of you? Also yes. For an adult to always be late is unacceptable and rude. Of course their are instances were one is late, but she is ALWAYS late and that is just not OK. She needs to understand that. NTA

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Font - eatmoreunicorns Asshole Aficionado [18]] 9 hours ago NTA. We do this with my stepmom because she's always late too. We usually tell her an event is 30-45 minutes earlier than it is. Your wife is a grown woman who doesn't know how to manage her time. This event was important to you so she needed to be on time to it. I'm the same way as you. I hate being late. I'd rather get there 15 minutes early and wait in my car until it's time to go in than risk being even a few minutes late.

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Font - Mag-1892 Partassipant [1] 9 hours ago NTA She was late to fake time anyway so she proved your point.

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Entitled People and Their Comical Demands


There's something spectacular about witnessing the unadulterated audacity of absurd entitled people. Whether it's a bridezilla trying to bully a wedding photographer into working for free, a landlord who's baffled why they have to provide their tenants with working faucets, or just some guy who's trying to buy a brand new TV with a wallet full of monopoly money, it never seems to get old. Entitled people with their laughable boldness keep finding new ways to demand ridiculous crap.

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Hair - Hello! I'm looking for a simple tattoo shop that takes walk ins to get this small alien tattoo about the size of a quarter. I've called a few and don't really want to pay a base pay of $60 for this. Is there any around here that doesn't have a minimum. I understand why there is a minimum, but just trying not to spend a lot for something so small. 1:11 1

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Product - ... be 1h 3 My wife bought me a Range Rover cake for my birthday. Look at this shit, I'm mad as fxck this shxt look like a smart car, a stuff pillow & even that dumb truck from the movie "cars". Now her & her friends mad cause I cursed all of them out. $20 obo. Inbox now or I'm bout throw this shxt down the street. Serious offers only no low ballers WANEE $20 - WAUKEGAN, IL Land Rover cake MESSAGE

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