Wednesday, September 28, 2022

'So I bought their home and I evicted them': Homophobic neighbor who constantly shouts slurs gets served serious karma from their gay neighbor


The gay couple waved a poetic goodbye on their new front porch as the homophobic now-ex-neighbors all of a sudden realized what had just happened to them: Karma. 

'Less of the middle aged blokes with no shirts': Karen bizarrely reviews a skatepark in London


Don't feel bad if you get confused while you're reading this, we're confused too, and we're pretty sure that Angela was also confused while she was writing this. Nevertheless, Angela was determined to have her voice heard when she posted this review for a London skatepark.

The review then made its way to Reddit's aggressively named r/F**YouKaren subreddit when a screenshot of the review was posted by Reddit user u/PEDR069.

As you muddle your way through the piece a couple of times you kind of start to get a feel for what she's trying to say. 

The first two sentences read as if she is taking issue with the fact that people are skateboarding to and from the skate park on the streets surrounding "Location is the park," she writes. "GPS the park! Not the roads surrounding it." At first read, I thought that she was specifying the area she was reviewing, but she goes on to applaud the "boarder" that rides their bike to the park and again complains about "tricksters riding the road" and "loud fast boarding."

There are some great catchphrases in here that commenters in the original thread were already parroting. Scroll on to see the screenshot of the review and a couple of reactions below.

Man-Child Fakes Emergency So His Wife Will Leave Her Brother's Wedding and Come Home


It's crazy what people will do for attention. We know that babies will cry, we know that dogs will bark, and now I guess we know that husbands will…fake falling down the stairs so their wives can come home and take care of them!

 

That's what happened to this Redditor, who shared her story via this thread on Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit. Her hubby had been sick for a few days, and after taking care of him 24/7, she decided to let him stay home while she attended her own brother's wedding. Seems like a good compromise to me. He doesn't need to go, and she gets to take one day off from playing caretaker to be there for her brother. Well apparently, that wasn't sufficient for Husband of the Century, who not only faked an emergency to get the Redditor to come home but also pulled the "I warned you something like this could happen" card. 

 

You've probably guessed correctly by now that this dude is still in his early 20s, but to be honest, this story had me questioning if he was still in grade school. We've seen plenty of other instances of marriage drama recently. This husband spent his anniversary without his own wife and then bragged about it. 

 

Keep scrolling below for the full story!

'She said that we need to leave': Roommate insists that her father will be staying in female roommate's bed, internet disagrees


Living with people, whether strangers or friends, is a gallimaufry of strange and weird experiences. Everyone's a little odd in their own way, and our strange habits have a way of manifesting themselves in the worst way possible when in a joint living situation. (Good thing that, even in 2018, one in three adults lived with an adult roommate.) All things considered, a little bit of strange is a best-case scenario… As there is no end to the horrible ordeals that a terrible roommate can inflict upon you

Despite all the unpredictable uncertainty, one thing is a given when renting a room; You'll have exclusive rights and access to it. This is why it was all the more surprising to u/notatypicaltaurus when her roommate flat-out told her to clear out so that the roommate's dad could sleep in her room while he was in town.

Keep reading to see the screenshots of the original thread, as posted by the roommate who is being asked to give up her bed for her roommate's father. She posted the thread to Reddit's r/AITA (Am I the A-Hole) community to see whether she was in the wrong for refusing to give up her room for her roommate's father to stay. 

 

 

'Her face went completely white': Supervisor intervenes when Karen uses slur on employee, has her removed


Ahh, the joys of customer service and retail. A wondrous world where strangers will use you as a punching bag for their emotions at the slightest inconvenience and where going above and beyond will seldom earn you a word of thanks.