Two-sentence horror stories get right to the point with their concise spookiness. These will chill you to the bone. With Halloween around the corner it's time to start getting scared.
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Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Cultures Clash Over Unfair Grading Scales
Bart Simpson got an F, and it went on to inspire an all out culture clash over different grading scales.
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Woman Lies About Pregnancy To Guy, He Fact Checks Her With Metadata
This guy narrowly dodged a big bullet of crazy. After having what sounds like a one night stand with this woman, she proceeded to try and lie to him about being pregnant, to get money out of him. He managed to keep his composure, and proceeded to fact check her deceptive BS by analyzing the metadata on the text. From there, the truth came out, and she foolishly tried to apologize her way out of it. He wisely told her he'd be blocking her immediately.
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Tagged: quit your bullshit , crazy , sketchy , pregnancy , FAIL , cringe , Awkward , lying , ridiculous
Guys Yell Encouragement To Incredible Roller Blader
Apparently the guy's name is Juan Carlos. He's a roller blading dancer, a Houston legend, and he does weddings.
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Jim Carrey Accepts MTV Award With Hilarious Callout
Jim Carrey has everyone in the audience laughing their asses off with this acceptance speech. Gotta hand it to him.
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Physics Professor Smoothly Dismantles Flat Earthers
Flat earthers really have their work cut out for them with this one. Hard to argue with the facts when they're presented in such a well-organized manner like this.
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Landscaper Handily Deals With Customer Demanding Her Kids Get Her Discount
People work in any customer facing role see more than their share of entitled and delusional customers who want things that are completely irrational and sometimes literally impossible to achieve. Some of the sweetest ones are when bosses have to step in the completely shut down a terrible customer. Either way, here's a guy who's old customer demanded that her kids get the same extreme discount as her.
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Tagged: discount , landscaping , demanding , entitled , business , funny , rude , money , choosing beggar
Prime Dad Jokes That Hurt To Laugh At
Good old dad jokes. We hate to laugh at them, but somehow can't help it. At the very least keep these in your arsenal the next time you want to break the ice at an awkward social gathering with the kind of joke that nobody but a damn dad would share.
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Entitled Dude Loses Free Tickets Because He Demands To Sleep In
When you're already getting a thing for free, you're not in a great position to demand everyone else change what time everyone leaves and then demand a free ride. Most people are pretty understanding, but the world is full of entitled morons who think the world was made for them.
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Twitter User Offers Insights Into Shady Chinese (Gaming) Business Practices
Mark Kern, who was the team lead for Vanilla World of Warcraft, the creator of Em-8ER, Firefall, a producer of Diablo 2, Starcraft, Broodwar, and more, has drawn his line in the sand when it comes to China and their nasty, shady gaming business practices. He calls out Blizzard for being spineless when it comes to standing up against China.
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Hotel Staff Share Their Encounters With Naked Guests
When you get down to it, a hotel is a box filled with people. People who have wants, needs, and get themselves locked out naked more than you'd expect. People who work in hotels walk in on weird things all the time, so naturally sometimes weird things would walk in on them.
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Corrected Greeting Cards From People Who Did Their Best
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you a card that says "happy birthday," throw a "Jesus" on there to make it about Christmas. Whether it was grandmas with extra cards, or people who just couldn't find a "hope your deviated scrotum heals" card, here's people making do. Sometimes people's wordsmithing doesn't work out as well as this in the case of really not good signs and designs.
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Jokes And Memes About The Programmer Life
These jokes and memes are perfect for the programmer in your life.
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Truck Driver Wins $17K On Scratch Ticket, Wins Another $250K In Reenactment
This guy must've had a serious reality trip after winning yet another scratch ticket during the reenactment.
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People In The U.S. Military Share The Creepiest Things They Encountered
Someone on AskReddit asked for people who served in the military to share their creepiest, most paranormal experiences. The following stories are chilling to the bone. Nothing quite as spooky as being out in the middle of the ocean, and seeing what look like abandoned or (unfortunately) inhabited boats eerily floating around. Or how about being sober and clearheaded as you've ever been, and seeing unexplainable flashing lights up in the sky? Yikes.
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Entitled Karen Flips Out Over Kid's Shirt
Sure, it might be inappropriate to put your kid in shirt that says something like "where the hoes at" or whatever, but another mom getting so offended over an innocuous shirt that says "players gonna play" seems excessive. Some people just can't be pleased. Especially people like this entitled mom.
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Wholesome Moments and Things That Show Life Is Nice Sometimes
Sometimes wholesome things happen, and it's worth it to take note. If you want to go the other way with it and see people's unfortunate moments, then we can do that too. Here are some nice and encouraging things that prove life isn't completely terrible, you can achieve things if you work at them and nice people can get what they want.
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