Monday, March 30, 2020

Seth Rogen Watches "Cats", Live Tweets Reactions


Seth Rogen decided to get baked and watch the infamously disorienting and genuinely bizarre film, "Cats." This was a recipe for a comedy goldmine. His humor and hilarious confusion make the following Twitter thread just our favorite kind of rollercoaster. If you're looking for more funny "Cats" content after this, check out some more random and hilarious observations about the movie, "Cats", over here.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen I'm pretty stoned and watching Cats. I've never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They've said it 200,000 times but I don't know what's happening haha.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Also the scale is bizarre. The behind the scenes features, which are amazing, said the set is 2.5 times scale but that would mean cats are like 60 pounds in real life!

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen They made them go to cat school.

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White - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen The mice!?!?!?!?!?!!?

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen These cats are like 2 feet tall in this world. That's a huge fucking cat.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen This is so "Broadway funny".

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Some cats in pants. Some no pants.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen "Let's make 35 nonsense songs introducing cats!" - The makers of cats.

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White - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen They move so funny.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Jason Derulos feet don't look like they're touching the ground.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Judi Dench is in a cat fur coat which I can only assume is socially APPALLING in this world.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen I have a hard time getting actors to rehearse for like 20 mins. They got these people to train to lick their hands and rub them in their hair for weeks!!!

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White - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen WHAT IS JELLICLE?!,!?

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White - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Their tales are dancing.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen CG cat people dancing is odd. Is it impressive? I don't know!

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen These cats are straight up wearing white chuck taylors!!!

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Did they commission little chucks from the cat shoe maker?

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen A lot of neon lights at knee height in London in the 30's.

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Is the milk bar for humans??! For cats? Is this in Clockwork Orange world? Huh?

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Judi dench looks the most cuddly.

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White - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Is magic cat a thing?

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen "The Theater Cat!" Let's intro another fucking cat!!!

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Text - Seth Rogen @Sethrogen Like why even make these actors show up on set? They're playing cats.

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Clever and Literal Jokes that are Technically Correct


There's a time and place for overly literal puns, stupid moments and clever jokes. That time and place is here and now. Technically accurate jokes might make you feel smart, but who knows. They're right, but kinda not. They're just technically correct.

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Drink - Lamps in video games are using real electricity

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Text - BSPORTS Tyler larning Teegraph O MACH mu cOM WHAT'S GOING ON IN SPORTS? 28

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Text - Tweet Twitter Gaming O @TwitterGa... · 11h v What's the game that best describes you? O 1.853 27 186 5.667 1 Destiny 2 0 @DestinyTheGame Antwort an @TwitterGaming Destiny 2 19:28 · 03.03.20 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ASKS FOR NOTHING BUT YOUR COMPANY. BRIGITTE NICOLE Grve me ur company company

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Text - Pahasapa66 • 4h 9, 9 6 Awards In 1665, the University of Cambridge temporarily closed due to the bubonic plague. Isaac Newton had to work from home, and he used this time to develop calculus and the theory of gravity. So, if you are shut down and sent home, be like Issac. Do something productive. Reply 2.6k Characterofournation • 4h MrCaul · 3h AngusBoomPants • 58m Newton didn't have dark souls 3 with DLC Vote

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Text - Rads @FeelingEuphoric THERAPIST: listen, I really need you to relax ME: "banging fists on table* BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR

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Text - Sarah ® @SarahEliza_99 cheese is just a loaf of milk 2:21 PM · 22 Jul 19 · Twitter for iPhone She's right and I'm scared urbanfantasyinspiration This implies a liquid form of bread i-am-the-broken-bride Beer urbanfantasyinspiration FUCK Posted in r/tumblr by u/LordofNarwhals reddit

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Product - Wanna see me look like a snack Read 12:27 PM Yes pls I'm a sundae Delivered

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Floor - just got my new slow cooker

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People - • 7 months ago You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every time you inhale oxygen, it resets the timer. 23K E 499 It's hard to argue with his assessment.

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Line - Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Turtles Lizards Snakes Crocodiles Birds Chickens appear here A Sketching Science Eggs already existed here

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Text - Kevin Hart @KevH2_205 Just heard a woman caught robbing in Tesco say to security "if it wasn't for people like me mate you wouldn't have a fucking job", that's one way to look at it tbf

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Text - Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Jesus Christ has left the chat

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Text - what rhymes with orange no it doesn't

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Face - The word "bed" looks like a bed

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Floor - It's March now. Spring is right around the corner

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Shower - Every naked person i see, turns me on CCC

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Text - This product contains peanuts.

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Chicken - @backtOnature Chicken can't afford an umbrella so she uses her wings to keep her chicks out of the raint DB I @david_belle "Can't afford' It's a chicken.

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