Sunday, September 1, 2019

Lady Yells At Guy For Parking Too Close, He Wastes Her Time By Taking A Dump At McDonald's


Lady yells at a guy for parking too close, so he takes a petty revenge on her by taking his sweet time with a dump at McDonald's.

This parking lot "Karen" went off on a guy for parking too close to her, and he proceeded to waste her precious time by grocery shopping and then enjoying a nice ice cream cone with a dump afterwards at McDonald's. A solid case of petty revenge. 

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Guy Gives Woman A Grammar Lesson Over A Typo, She Claps Back With Fake Grammar Rules


Guy gives woman a grammar lesson because of a typo, so she claps back with fake grammar rules.

This guy tried to deal out a grammar lesson to a woman over a typo, and she handled the situation beautifully. Basically, she claps back with a series of fake grammar rules. A solid way to handle someone who's dauntingly smart with an overwhelming level of genius. 

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Med Student Leaves Aggressive Review For Computer Repair Shop, Owner Responds with Fury


A person leaves a review calling laptop repair business a scam and the owner responds.

Sometimes people come into a store ready to start swinging. When this customer called this business a scam, the owner chose to respond with some convincing aspects of the whole story that were left out of the original review. Business owners tend to put a staggering amount of time and energy into responding to negative reviews, like this person who left a one star review and was met with justified condemnation.

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Non British People Share What They Find Odd About Britain


Non British people share what they find odd about British people in an AskReddit thread.

In a recent AskReddit thread non-British people are sharing all the things that they find odd about Britain. Things like when British people want to be really mean, they'll just proceed to be very polite to you. Now that's just unnerving. Or, on a more positive note; if a Brit invites you for a drink they very well might be talking about 10 drinks and a kebab. 

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Professor Says Millennials Are The Worst Generation, Woman Responds With 18th Century Disciplinary Records


Woman on Twitter transcribes a collection of 18th century student disciplinary records.

Twitter user @calluna_, responded to a professor who complained about the millennials being the lamest, most intolerable generation by transcribing a collection of 18th century student disciplinary records, and sharing her findings. Turns out things were pretty out of control in the 18th century. Makes the millennials look pretty reasonable after all. 

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Peculiar Cat Likes Being in the Fridge


Tumblr user explains that her cat likes to be in the fridge.

What can we say, maybe this Tumblr user's cat is hot? If we had a cat that bolted into the fridge constantly we'd be freaking out all the time, but the fact that this cat seems content in there is sort of endearing, in a weird way. If you google "cat in fridge" this is just about the most wholesome result you're gonna find. For a cute but big cat fail, here's a mistaken animal lover who thought she'd found a stray cat.

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The World's Chillest Man Lights Up Cigarette At Gunpoint


The cool and collected nature of this patron just trying to enjoy his cocktail with a fresh lit cigarette, while being held up at gunpoint is heroic. You don't see something like this everyday. At least it's usually in the movies. 

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Viral Twitter Thread On The Ball And The Box Analogy For Grief


Twitter thread helpfully breaks down what it's like living with grief.

This viral Twitter thread effectively breaks down what it's like living with grief. It features the "ball and box" analogy to illustrate living with grief, and many folks seem to be connecting deeply with it. 

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Stupid Liars Getting Called Out For Spreading BS Into The World


Lying liars that tried to spread BS into the world, and got called out online for it.

Since the dawn of the internet, we've always had lying liars around that are ready to spread mindless BS into the world. It's like they will themselves into believing that someone else out there on the internet isn't going to take the time to fact check them, or take a few seconds to do a quick reverse image search on Google. 

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27 Witty and Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Correct


Jokes, memes, puns, and comebacks that are technically the truth.

They may not have been exactly what was being asked for. They may not be morally, physically or spiritually correct. But they are technically right. Hell, they might even be factually inaccurate and dumb, but we still have a love of dumb but clever jokes that are technically true.

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Dealership Employee Drives the Life Out of a Car to Spite His Awful Manager


Dealership employee has an abusive boss so he drives a traded car until it's broken.

The car didn't have a ton of life remaining, but this guy made sure his boss knew he was getting a bad deal. We've had bad bosses before, so it's cathartic to see incompetent managers get the short end like this boss who stupidly ordered a contractor to go on call and ended up with a $10,000 invoice or this guy who hired a thief as his replacement.

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Bully Boss Tries To Withhold Employee's Last Paycheck


Bully boss tries to withhold an employee's last paycheck, so they take him to court and win $5,000.

This maniacal and all around shitty boss tried to withhold an employee's last paycheck after a botched procedure. So, they proceeded to stand up for themselves, took the terrible boss to court, and ended up winning $5,000 for what could have been a mere $275 offense. 

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Cursed Images That Just Keep Getting Worse


A collection of cursed images that just keep getting worse on the uncomfortable scale.

Our dystopian reality just keeps churning up wild cursed images, so we're inclined to keep sharing them to satisfy your dark pleasure. There's something about cursed images that'll just always bring us back for more. We can't explain it. So, without further ado, here's a swell collection of people making disgusting messes with spaghetti, putting beans in their crocs, and a whole lot more. 

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Comedian Pretends To Be Customer Support, Trolls Customers On Companies' Facebook Pages


UK-based comedian also known as Wesley Metcalfe goes around trolling angry customers on companies' Facebook pages by pretending to be customer support.

UK-based comedian Wesley Metcalfe goes around trolling angry customers by pretending to be "customer support" on companies' Facebook pages. It seems to be convincing enough to actually fool some people. The best is when the actual company account tells everyone that they blocked the fake support account, and nothing ends up happening. 


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Tumblr Post On How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin


Tumblr post describes how to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

This tumblr post breaks down how you can escape a coffin, if someone's trying to bury you alive. Hopefully you never find yourself in a situation where you have to use this. But hey, it could save your ass. 

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