Saturday, August 29, 2020

Farmer Sticks It To The Government


As someone in the comments pointed out; the only thing that's more freaking awesome than seeing someone stick it to an organization like the HOA, is seeing someone stick it to the dang government! This farmer handled their situation beautifully. Job well done. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/yoloswagernaut • 9h 1 This was a comment from another user on r/gifs. A city near me had a farmer holding out as the city expanded. The city wouldn't let him sell his land zoned commercial, since it was a farm. While completely surround by commercial development. The city wanted him to sell the land zoned for agriculture. Basically to let some dev bulldozer the fields and flip it for commercial space. Easily 10x. Settled into a stalemate.

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Text - The area became more and more developed. Housing encroached of the back of the property. The farmer getting old and getting tired of this shit, not wanting to pass this fight on to his kids came up with a plan. The property had been used for soybean and farming corn to this point. Not really a burden to his neighbors. He applied for received proper licensing from the state for a hog confinement lot. In case you don't know that is where they keep tens of thousands of hogs before they are b

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Text - He did. He had 400 hogs delivered to what at this point was one of the busiest roads in town. The locals nearly lynched the city council. In less than a week the city backtracked a nearly 20 year feud and let him sell his farm for the fair commercial rate as he had originally bargained for. 1.4k 38 Share

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Class Bully Gets Exposed For Cheating


Bullies are the worst. This particular scenario involving a class bully has that sweet, fairytale ending though. The bully gave their classmate a hard time for a monologue that took quite a bit of courage to present to the rest of the class. The thing is, the bully very clearly took a shortcut on their own book report, and only watched the movie. So, their classmate asked just the kind of question that exposed the bully's cheating to the rest of the class. Everyone just needs to play nice. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/georgiemaebbw • 30d 1 1 Nice "book" report class Bully. I'll expose your cheating. So this happened in the early 90's. I was in high school and there was a girl who decided I was easy pickings to bully, let's call her Becky. I was shy, naieve, didn't have the wit to say anything back. I didn't have a lot of friends (I spent most of my spare time reading in my bedroom). So she was constantly saying stuff derogatory to me within ear shot to hurt me.

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Text - In English class, we had to pick a novel and do a presentation on it. I read "I know why the caged bird sings" by Maya Angelou. I did a monologue in first person. I thought it was great, it took A LOT of courage for me to do that monologue. I did ok. Teacher gave me a high score. Enter Becky. This was a year or two after the movie "Bram Stoker's Dracula" was released. Becky did her presentation on the book she read, "Dracula". It was very obvious that she didn't read the book, only watche

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Text - At the end of the presentation, we were allowed to ask questions. She'd already planted questions with her followers, the Becky Posse. They asked, what she thought, would be great thoughtful questions that would show how well she knew and understood the movie, ahem, I mean book. I raised my hand, she rolled her eyes. "what did you think of the importance of 'The Bloofer Lady'?" (I know Lucy was the Bloofer Lady, but I didn't recall it being mentioned in the movie, only the book.)

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Text - She went as white as Vampire Lucy, then as red with anger as Gary Oldman's armour. The teacher, having already known she was presenting the movie and didn't read the book, did a poor job at hiding her smirk. It was awesome. Becky stammered out a weak generic answer, having no clue who The Bloofer Lady was. Then sat down. I could feel the daggers in the back of my head. I didn't care. The knowing smirk of the teacher gave me so much empowerment. I never let anything Becky said after that g

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Text - =Epilogue= She tired once more to intimidate me. She told a Posse follower, within ear shot of course, that she was going to beat me up after school. A boy (handsome, popular) informed her that I was a martial artist, who had won competitions. She huffled that she could still take me. I'm guessing she second guessed herself, and asked around and confirmed that I was indeed a martial artist. She never bothered me again.

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Double-Take Inducing Images of Warped Perspective


With a mirror here and a shadow there, just about any scene can take on new life as a double-take inducing photo of intriguing perspective. For whatever reason our brains are incredibly tempted to misfire and see 2-D buildings, giant sharks, and completely jacked dogs. Anything is possible in the land of skewed perspective.

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Photograph

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Meal - A rare photograph of a female centaur

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Cat

4. Tree face

Mammal

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Mammal - A XO R 8% 0 11:28 AM

6. Desktop or couch reflection?

Room - PEGS IN THE SQUARE HOLES ONES DIFFERENTLY THEY'RE NOT OF RULE S AND THEY HAV RESPECT FOR THE STATUS YOU CAN QUOTE THEM, DIS WITH THEM, GLORIFY OR WHO SEE TI THEM ABOUT THE ONLY YOU CAN'T DO IS IGNOF BECAUSE THEY CHANGED THEY PUSH THE HUM FORWARD. AND WHILE SN SEE THEM AS THE CRA WE SEE GENIUS PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY TO THINK THEY CAN CHAD WORLD, ARE THE ONESP BECA

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Windmill

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Windshield

9. Road to nowhere

Mountainous landforms

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Gown - Get ti for le olksburu

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Kayak - CANEL

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Christmas - happy holidays GA yes my dad is in the picture even though it looks like he's part of the painting EG

13. spiders!

Sport venue

14. The mirror lean

Motor vehicle - guikan yap elemar lan 59 PG

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Vacation

16. no pants

Leg

17. Full or empty?

Cup

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Land vehicle

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Hair - Meta Jan Siebelink Vera

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White

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Player - 18 NORY KOZU田拓 治 主。 26

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Grass

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House - AMOO

24. The dog with the muscly back

Dog

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Vacation - JOU

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Flat Earthers Debunk Themselves With An App


And just like that the flat earthers have struck gold again. Let's get a round of slow claps for this heroic feat. 

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Entitled Mom Demands Art for Cheap, Doesn't Get It


Sometimes entitled people have a hard time understanding that other people's time is valuable, or that they like to be paid for their work. In this case it was an entitled mom who thought she could get a wall painted for free just because this person did the same thing for a closer person. For another one, here's an entitled mom who lost it over some free seashells.

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Text - Hey! This is that you were the one wno painted the lovely art in said room I showed it to my daughter and she really loved it. It would mean so much to her if you would be willing to paint one for her too I'm glad she liked it 1 And I would love to I hould have some time free next weekend if that works for you? This weekend would be even better I'm sorry but I have work this weekend Couldn't you do it after work? is really excited. I promised it would be done by the time she gets back fro

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Text - I finish work at 7 and you live over an hour away So? Sol would be really tired by the time I get to yours But like I said next weekend I would be free would be really disappointed I'm sorry to hear that but I really can't do this weekend Fine just do it next weekend then Okay 2 How big did you want it And did you want a similar thing to the one I did for something else or

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Text - Pics Yes exactly like But could you add extra vine things to the side ? 3 HELLO?? ? Sorry I was just feeding my cats But yes I can add the extra vines Did you want the same colours as well or did you want to change them to match the rest of Toom?

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Text - Thank you so much No problem From what I can see it shouldn't take me much more than 6 hours but since 4 it would take be around three hours travel time I will have to break it up into two days if that is okay? No that is fine as long as you get it done Since I already have the paint I won't charge you for it But you will need to cover my time and fuel tho What no that's not right said you did hers for free I did but daughter and I did it for her birthday is my God

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Text - Plus she only lives a few minutes away from me That's not fair Do you still want it FINE How much £165 should cover it That's ridiculous! Way too much It would cost me about £65 just on travel cost alone £100 is for my time Il do £65 And that's be being nice That should be more than enough just to paint some flowers on the wall

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Text - I'm sorry I really can't do it for £65 Your so selfish You know I'm a single parent and you try and charge me £165 for painting a wall It is because I know your a single parent I didn't charge you for the paint aswell With the paint it would have been closer to £200 Bullshit Your just being a bitch £65 final offer No were done here

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Uncle Bankrupts Previous Mean Employer


Oh man, this guy literally brought the walls in around his previous employer, until he'd basically starved him of hiring opportunities. This revenge seems cold and calculated, and like it wasn't rushed. Patience can absolutely pay off in the long run. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/bleedybutts • 2y Uncle bankrupts his previous employer Not sure if this is petty or pro or whatever. You be the judge My uncle is an Indian doctor. In the 90s there was a massive doctors shortage in Australia so the government gave him citizenship. Unfortunately you still had to sit 3 expensive exams to work as a doctor in Australia. These exams cost thousands of dollars, only happened twice a year, had limited sitting spots/times and had arbitrary pass/fail marks. S

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Text - He decided since he was already pushing 40 + had a family, he would apply to become a GP (family physician) instead of applying to be a surgeon like most of his teachers had suggested. At the time many desperate foreign doctors where applying for GP residency. They would essentially get treated like crap. They would be forced to work unpaid overtime. They would not be given proper study time or leave to sit mandatory exams. They would pocket the meals/ accommodation/study/leave allowances

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Text - When my uncle graduated, he applied for GP training in a practice that is located within an Indian ethnic enclave so that he would have access to religious food/ schools etc for the kids. Sure enough this practice engaged in all of the above fuckery. My uncle would work every single Saturday shift. During his dedicated 'study' time he would have to come into work. He got reprimanded for not overcharging patients in line with their framework. Worst of all, when my aunt was really sick and

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Text - My uncle bided his 3 years and as soon as his documentation came through making him a GP, he quit that instant. He went down to the local bank and got a loan to open up his own practice. All his old patients quickly moved with him to the new practice. The first year he struggled but his practice quickly became known and word spread. Surprise, surprise foreign trained doctors actually work well and care about their patients if you actually care about them and give them appropriate wages/li

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Text - Within 5 years his old teachers practice went from hiring 6 doctors, 4 nurses and 6 trainees to just 1 doctor (his old teacher) and no one else. His old teacher tried to sell up his practice to other doctors but no one would purchase it given how successful my uncle's 3 surrounding practices were. He then tried to sell it to my uncle who refused to buy even at a ridiculously low sale price. Instead he waited for the bank to re-possess his old teachers clinic and then purchased it for a bi

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Text - Edit 1: Thanks for all the comments and the gold. Im happy my uncle has brought happiness/justice (+/- lady) boners to you all. He is such a generous guy in real life. Im sure he'd be really happy if he knew what reddit even was. As for a follow up. He didnt even expand any further apart from those 3 clinics. Im pretty sure the land value of the clinics is worth more than the doctors business in them nowadays. Sorry if I didnt read comment. There are so many discussions your going on. For

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