Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Spelling Fails that Gave Words a Hard Time


Sometimes people aren't perfectly at home with the words they try to use. You end up with people trying to visit the pubic library or driving around a cult of sack. Sometimes a spelling fail completely changes the meaning of a sentence entirely. Here are spelling fails that deserve a harsh sentence.

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Adaptation - Idk why people are scared of Chupacabras, they seem so nice NO.BODY SPECIAL A chupacabra is a mythical creature that drains goats of blood in mexico. That is a capybara. >

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Machine - Maestro MPACT NYCE MAC tyme tx pulse PAY STAR I you need a NG-THO 110/ gas recipe Piease pay inside T have been wanting to make my own gas for a while now.... TURN OFF ENGINE Take Recelpt Here NO SMO ING

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Text - i want a gamer gf like yesss bae tell me all about legal legends 12:38 AM · 28 Jul 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Shut the feek up. I don't like you. Get over your ego testicle self

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Text - WHAT THE FUCK IS AN "XX" OR "XY" CHROME OF ZONE. THE ONLY LETTERS I HAVE IN MY BODY ARE S WA AND G

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Text - I thought 'Pay Per View' was 'Paper View' for longer than I'm willing to admit.

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Text - Hot Dog Sausage Hamburger Veggie Dog Online Ring Cheese Burger Veggie Burger Chicken Burger Chicken Finger Caesars Salad

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Text - when you hug a guy and you smell his colon O 82 1:36 AM - Nov 7, 2014 · Queens, NY 91 people are talking about this When you can still smell his colon on your pillows even though he's not there >>>> 8 See other Tweets love when I can smell a guy's colon as he walks by O1 1:19 AM - Jul 15, 2014 2 See other Tweets after you hug a boy and you smell like his colon <33 O1 3:16 AM - Oct 24, 2015 8 See other Tweets I smell like his colon now O 1:35 PM - Nov 12, 2014

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Text - Haha please the hippo criticism in Sweden has no bottom this is only to score some points. Översätt tweeten 10:04 · 2019-08-27 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - sorry but somebody holding not even a gun but an automatic weapon I would feel that as a threat right from the gecko 2h Reply

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Dog - the last thing you ate is what you have to name him O Like Comment A Share Cow zone 14h Like Reply

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Footwear - MESSAGE Pink clits for sale. $25 Gently used soccer clits in good shape, I no longer use it as they are too tight on me.. 12 LEARN MORE COVID-19 Info for Buyers and Sellers 20 Comments • 1 Share 16

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Text - CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS This isn't funny please delete this. You're encouraging angry and aggressive millennials to steal items. You're creating violins 2d 70 likes Reply

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Text - What a dear man , so genital and compassionate.

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Chair - ul Sprint 1:50 PM 1 91% Rocking Cheer $50 Listed over a week ago in Send seller a message Good afternoon, is this still available? Send

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Furniture - Arm war $50

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Voice Actor's Video Game Villain Impersonation Is On Point


SungWon Cho is a renowned voice actor, sketch comedian and YouTuber with the kind of mad skills that translate to hilarious videos. This particular time he impersonates those villains we'll cross paths with in video games that are so "deceptive." He nails it. 

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Weird and Bad Stuff People Tried Selling Online


Sometimes there's no logical explanation for what someone is trying to sell online. It could be something they made from old shopping carts, or "liberated" from a McDonald's parking lot. There's just tons of dumb junk people try selling online. These bizarre treasures are rarely useful or even clean, but man they're interesting.

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Food - Post ... Pizza crust Message $5 O Spruce Grove, AB Bought an XL pizza I hate crust so want to sell it to someone who enjoys it ! Looking to get some of my money back ! $5, can't deliver. Thanks Comes with 3 slightly used marinara sauce Interested! Is this still available? Do you have more p GIF Write a comment...

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Vehicle - ll Verizon ? 4:18 AM 86% resterday al 2.49 PlMI : Lifted lawn mower $80 O Cleveland, TN The belt came off 6 months ago and I have not touched it since 80 dallers today come get it it's fast

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Face - Campbell's boy $20 Please I need him gone. Campot 4ENDENG

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Product - Cooler and grill combos MESSAGE $30 • O02915 Leave this high class piece or art work by your favorite spot in your yard and you are all set! Cooler last for hours and grill is safe to set it and forget it. THIS WILL GO FAST!!!! NO HOLDS

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Drink - bag of mcdonalds coke $696.69 Starting Bid Free Shipping

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Dog - .ll Verizon? 9:48 AM O 18% ? 2010 Turbo pug Pugster $4,000 H Automatic transmission

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Land vehicle - гeply hide flag Posted 6 days ago favorite ......... .... 2000 Saturn Death cart - S2,000 (Tempe) image 1 of 6 Ever wanted a convertible? Too expensive, not anymore!

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Bacon - Knee high hot cheeto boot $799

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Dish - 1980 Toyota Corolla $1,231 $123,456 Listed over a week ago in Perry, GA W Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Guitar - Fender Stratocaster - $300 (Boise) %3D image 1 of 3 STRATOCASTOR Fender Sweet playing Fender Stratocaster. This won't last long at this price.

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Product - ... 13h • 6 Theatre chair $400 O West Bloomfield, MI Good condition just need re apostrophe +2 COVID-19 Info for Buyers and Sellers Learn More You and 47 others 37 Comments 5 Shares

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Toilet - Real Metal Prison Toilet Message $300 O Collegeville, PA Real metal prison toilet. 37" tall, 30" wide, 23.5" deep No contact pickup in Collegeville, PA. Cash or Venmo accepted.

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Soil - 7:43 * O40 28% Hattori Hanzo Japanese Steel - $100,000 (brentwood / oakley) image 1 of 2 HAGRI HANZ Real Hattori Hanzo sword forged in Japan for cutting down thy enemies. Do you seek vengeance for the ones you loved? If on your journey you should encounter god, God will be cut. Great for chopping vegetables too. Do ed

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Text - Jan 26 FREE - Casket - to a good owner - stipulations FREE - Casket - to a good %3 owner - stipulations Will sell for $500, or meet the stipulations... Coffin - FREE TO A LOCAL VAMPIRE GROUP IN HOUSTON. That's the stipulation. Unless you are aware of OR member of a LOCAL club DONT CONTACT ME. I will need to research the group before I agree. Mid 70s casket, like new. Used once for a family viewing. I have been using as a coffee table/cooler for years. Sturdy and heavy as shit. Serious rep

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Product - STERLING SILVER $48 E DIAMOND Wedding ring $120 Listed about a day ago in Send seller a message Good afternoon, is this still available? Send ... Like Comment Save More HAND

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Clothing - 12:12 1 <prev 94/25000+ next> Boat Butt Buoy 26 minutes ago · Allenton boat parts - by owner $30 I have a boat BUTT BUOY for your anchor location for sale. Used a couple times butt basically brand spankin new. Comes with two thongs for those indecisive days out on the

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Pregnancy test - Positive Pregnancy Test O0 Pregnant Not Pregnant My Wife is really pregnant and are looking to give people real positive pregnancy test to prank others into thinking they are pregnant $40

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Duck - sco Toronto- ... buy/sell 2h · A Collectors Duck $9,000,000 Message Artist Pat Roberts created this life like Teal Duck.This is number 6 out of 20. Purchased at a Ducks Unlimited Dinner in Sturgeon Falls,On in 1991. Paid $900 in 1991. Looking for best offer.DM directly Pat Roberts 1991

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Yellow - Minion coffin Free Kids sized, my son grew out of it. 3 hr ago · 5.8 mi away

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Skin - Chad Keller Temple/Villa Rica/West GA Online Yard Sale ... Friday at 17:51 · O Teefers Message $20 O Temple, GA My wife keeps eating my Captain Crunch so I'm selling her upper teeth. Don't feel sorry for her, she was warned. $20 obo A Like A Share Oo

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Photo caption - 7/31-8/13: Do you want to have fun with an Amish man? (Peachbottom) Hi my name is Emanuel. I live in peachbottom pa. I am looking for a nice younger guy. To go swimming with in the creek. Between the ages of 20 and 65. I am only looking to have fun in the creek and nothing more than good friendship. Please call me and leave a message.

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Text - Beaded curtain made from discarded Bic lighters. $1,500-O Bend, Oregon One of a kind, perfect gift for someone who already has everything.

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Product - BUY SELL 36 mins • R McDonald's playground $5,000 • MESSAGE Massive McDonald's playground, will need dismantling for transport.

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Product - ? Custom Made "Home Defense" Battle Saw $50

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Furniture - 9:36 Virgin Mobile * ull 65% Single Person Couch $25 Listed 2 days ago in Tinley Park, IL OSend seller a message Is this still available? Send

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