Monday, December 1, 2014
Here's How Not to Remove Your Movember Mustache (feat. Lighter Fluid, Knives, and a Homemade Taser)
It's December now. Movember is over, which means it's time to rid yourself of facial hair...
... unless you have a beard. Beards are for every month of the year.
Cold Case of the Day: Cop Stops Man Because Hands Were in Pockets
This video brings a whole new meaning to the word "freeze."
A Michigan man named Brandon McKean went out for a stroll on Thanksgiving, when a police officer approached him for "making people nervous."
So what exactly was he doing that was so suspicious? According to McKean's Facebook post:
"Just got stopped Walking BECAUSE MY HANDS WERE IN MY POCKETS....... POLICE STATE"
McKean, who says he was just cold, is pretty upset about about the whole incident considering the situation in Ferguson, and both he and the cop captured the moment on video.
The cop tells him there's been a string of robberies in the area lately, and when he and asks McKean what he's up to, he responds: "Walking, with my hands in my pockets."
Rupert Murdoch Clumsily Attempts to Defend the Lack of Egyptian and Middle Eastern Actors in the Movie "Exodus"
Ridley Scott's newest film, the historical epic "Exodus," came under fire earlier this week for casting Christian Bale and John Edgerton in its main roles instead of actors of Middle Eastern descent. And that's when media giant Rupert Murdoch decided it would be a good time to put his foot in his mouth while defending the picture.
The Sellers of "Cards Against Humanity" Sold Actual Bull Poop to Customers on Black Friday
You may already know of the game "Cards Against Humanity," the "party game for horrible people" (read: "Apples to Apples" for the drunk and ironically racist crowd). Last year the company drove UP the price of their game to spite the feeding frenzy of worthless crap that is Black Friday.
This year, the company outdid themselves, selling a box titled "Bulls**t" in their iconic style. After paying $6 customers found that they were literally shipped manure, as per the description on the page. The product sold out within hours last Friday.
Here's a first-hand look at someone who got totally duped by the product courtesy of Imgur user TheRealCJ: 
There Won't be a Better Headline This Week
The real news story about tightrope walkers is way less interesting, but that's a headline for the books.
