‘I need to park here, get out...’ 'I live here, that's not how it works': Scowling Karen throws tantrum for parking spot, dude already parked there hilariously goes feral 'Boston' on her

It's not very often that you render a Karen speechless, but when it happens everything feels alright in the world. At least for that moment when the Karen looks at you shocked with utterly nothing to say. So epically satisfying. Recently, a construction worker from Boston had that moment and shared it online and it's truly making everyone's day. 

The construction worker, Tyler Dilisio was sitting in his van outside of his home before heading out to work. While he was sitting there minding his own business, a Karen came along and did what they do best, and insert herself into somebody's else's business. She aggressively knocked on this man's car window and demand he leave that parking spot because she needed that spot and he had no right to be there. He looked at her stunned, but with no intention of giving this lady the benefit of the doubt. He stood his ground, told her he is not moving, that is his parking spot, and he lives there. She did not care—obviously. She said she deserved the parking spot, not him, and he had to move or she was going to report his license plate number. (LOL) He made it clear he was absolutely not moving from that spot and she responded by calling him a "disgusting piece of crap."

Usually, that is when somebody would either walk away or look at the Karen in disbelief, but not a Bostonian. Without missing a beat, he looked her in her smug Karen face and said in the most epic Boston accent, "ya mother." The look she gave in response to that was simply priceless. Twitter is blowing up about it, TikTok can't get enough of watching this Karen's shocked face. It's good to know that just going feral "Boston" on a Karen is the most effective path when dealing in their childish tantrums. 

Watch the video and read the hilarious responses below. 

'My wife snores like a water buffalo drowning in porridge': 30 Rare insults from roast-masters on the internet

Internet roasts hold a special place in our hearts, mainly for their unending creativity. IRL, no one would think to call someone a "warm toilet seat" or a "hate filled turnip"! Thankfully, hidden behind their keyboards, these merciless roast-masters are coming for everyone. They're lurking in the comments section, ready to pounce. Scroll down to check out these frankly jaw-dropping insults that are both funny and previously unheard of. 

Next, click here to see these fantastic Photoshop fails that have us facepalming. 

'Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color:' 30 people who were proudly, confidently incorrect

Did you know that fake news tends to travel around the web significantly faster than true stories? The internet is fairly lawless when it comes to that, so it's no wonder that so many people have drastically wrong opinions. At the time of writing this, Twitter had instated blue check marks for tons of random accounts who paid $8 for the privilege, leading to a positively hilarious few weeks of mayhem. There was a fake Twitter Support account that was cursing people out instead of helping, fake celebrity accounts, and even fake brands. Fake news may be harder to escape than ever! In these photos below, people definitely fell for a few old wives tales or fake news factoids. Or they were just straight up wrong - but still ready to shout their opinions from the rooftops anyway. 

Then, click here to read about this 'level 99 Karen' who allegedly threatened to 'take it outside' with a shocked retail worker. 

Teacher on a Power Trip Refuses to Give College Student a Perfect Score

This teacher clearly has a chip on their shoulder. This thread was posted to Reddit's r/mildlyinfuriating subreddit by u/TheReallyEvil1, and let's start by acknowledging that this student's future is by no means being compromised by these slightly less-than-perfect scores. Complaining about getting good grades is a great way to get people to dislike you. However, once something like this happens three times in a row, it's worth complaining about.

 

Several people in the comments section pointed out that there are numerous teachers out there who believe that no one is worthy of a perfect score because humans are not perfect and only "the man upstairs" is. Ideologies like those make me instantly gag. I would rather this teacher just be a petty mastermind than spew that nonsense to their students. At this point, it's definitely worth it for the student to confront their professor and pick their brain about what their reasoning might be.

 

Keep scrolling below for the original post. For more, check out this anecdote about a college student who allegedly "abused" his professor's grading policy. (Thumbnail image from Unsplash) 

'They charged her $200': Server saddled with dine and dasher's entire bill in viral thread, internet outraged

One of the (few) benefits of not operating your own business, and instead working for someone else's, is that you take on none of the risks of the business — isn't that the sole reason why businesses and executive management justify keeping so much of the profits?

New Level Of Cringe: 20 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Funny

Ah, another batch of cringeworthy dad jokes just in time for the holidays. If you've spent Thanksgiving with your family, you probably had to suffer a few dad jokes at the table. Maybe you pretended they were funny, or maybe you were rude and straight up about how they weren't… either way, these jokes never cease to fascinate us. For some reason, dads genuinely think that they're funny. They aren't, most of the time, but their confidence is unbreakable.

 

As we get older, we may find ourselves unintentionally imitating our dad's behavior — and before we know it, we may find that we are the ones making other people uncomfortable, or getting butthurt that somebody didn't laugh at our joke. We hope somebody will be there to snap us out of it because nobody wants to be that dude. So without further ado, scroll down and check out the funniest dad jokes we've found on Reddit this week.

'Basically out of state tuition for Reese Cups': Dude confesses to overcharging 5,000 people at snack stand

For most of us, the worst thing we ever did in high school was skip class or stay out too late on the weekends. For this guy, who shared this years-old secret on the r/Confession page, he did something apparently much worse, according to some commenters: he swindled thousands of people out of their pocket change as they bought snacks! 

The story goes that this dude was in charge of a snack table at his high school's sports games. But without any type of menu dictating prices of snacks, he took the initiative to be a little sneaky. This poster actually answered lots of questions in the comments, too! The post was pretty polarizing, with some commenters claiming he's a stone cold liar. But other commenters were pretty impressed with this young person's boldness and, well, his ability to steal. The post is tagged with "remorse," and in the comments the OP admitted it was stealing. How much money is too much money, though? No one can quite agree on that.

Once you've scrolled through, check out these 20 artistic and very odd hairstyles by clicking here. 

'This has caused some of our worst fighting': Greedy husband refuses to split $400 rebate from HOA with his wife

This guy must hate his wife! In fact, if they don't end up splitting that $400 rebate, it's very possible that the two of them will be the ones splitting up.

 

This thread was posted to Reddit's r/AmITheA**hole subreddit by u/NorthEazy, who has as much self-awareness as an inanimate object. He was recently accepted into the Board of Directors of their HOA. Prior to his membership, he and his wife would split their $400 HOA fee down the middle. However, one of the perks of joining the Board is that they no longer have to pay that fee. Enter the conflict! Our greedy husband over here seems to think that because he serves on the Board, he should be granted that $400 rebate, while his wife should still have to pay a $200 fee. I guess marriage is less of a true partnership for him and more of a transaction since she would basically be paying him that money. Ridiculous!

 

Keep scrolling below to see what the ruthless judges of the AITA community had to say. For more, take a look at this compilation of red flags people wish they hadn't ignored. (Thumbnail image from Unsplash)