A daily dose of the most hilarious gag-inducing Internet memes, gifs, images, funny insults, and fails from around the web!
Friday, February 1, 2019
Brilliant Physicist Explains The Wonderful Terror Of Black Holes In Plain English
When we're talking about the kind of collapse that light can't even escape from, sh*t gets dark.
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Insanely Cold Temperatures In Chicago Compel People To Light Train Tracks On Fire
You know it's getting unreasonably cold when maddened human beings up and start lighting train tracks on fire. We're specifically looking at a scenario where Metra crews in Chicago set fires along switchers to stop the tracks from potentially contracting, due to such extreme cold. No thank you!
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14 Self-Proclaimed Cheating Addicts Share Their Thoughts And Reasoning
These self-proclaimed cheaters took to Whisper to share their reasons and thoughts on why they just can't seem to help themselves, when it comes to the act of cheating. Whether you eat up any of what they're selling, as anything other than Grade A bullsh*t, is up to you!
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Mom And Her Painting Inspires Artists To Start A Wholesomely Hilarious Movement On Twitter
When this mom and her painting were shared online, under the narrative that she said she didn't think anyone would like it; Twitter users stepped up to provide their encouraging, artwork of their own, that was inspired by her to begin with. All about this painting inception!
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Ashton Kutcher Shares His Real Number And Creates A Tsunami Of Excitement On Twitter
Ashton Kutcher stirred up a maddened frenzy on Twitter when he shared his alleged, real number for all of the online world to eat up. Thing is, this offering came with a catch. And that catch comes in the form of what shows certain appearances of being a PR stunt for a messaging startup called, Community. That being said, it looks like he's actually responded to some select messages.
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Twitter Debates Whether Billionaires Have Ever Worked Harder Than People Who Clean Toilets
Following Thomas Violence's quote saying, "no billionaire has ever worked harder than anyone that cleans toilets for a living", people on Twitter began to passionately debate whether this actually held up. The resulting tweets are brimming with spiciness, potential truths, awareness, and appreciation (?) for the common struggle that can afflict any human being just trying to make ends meet.
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25 of the Dumbest Things People Have Ever Heard
It's a big world out there, which means there's a whole lot of opportunity to hear some pure, unadulterated stupid. You wouldn't believe how many people out there are totally in the dark about how the technology, biology, and even tarps work. What a great time to be alive. If this isn't enough, then here's more of the dumbest things people have heard.
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Angered Twitter Users Brutally Call Out EA For Its Anthem Release Date Chart
EA's found themselves in the hot war of restless Twitter users, yet again. In this case, video gamers are expressing their disapproval, mad confusion, and general unrest over EA's decision to release a date chart that meticulously maps out players capabilities within the boundaries of the demo. The reactions are pretty damn funny, even if you know next to nothing about video games. Like me, for example.
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Ryan Reynolds And Hugh Jackman Surprise The Internet By Officially Ending Their Online Feud
The online fake feud between Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman was a wildly entertaining spectacle to behold. As fans, we got to sit back and enjoy a couple witty celebrities, engage in the kind of playful, snarky banter we might lend ourselves over to with friends and associates in our daily life. It was relatable. And that was the beauty of it. "Tweet reports" indicate that the two men are calling an "official truce" and will be helping each other out in some marketing efforts. I'll believe it when I see it. I'm keeping the faith that there's some more trolling and roasting lurking around the corner from at least one of 'em!
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Teen Lies About Getting Two Cars And Gets Demolished In The Facebook Comments Section
This 17-year-old put on a show of foolhardy immaturity when he took to spilling a luxurious lie on Facebook. Little did he know that the Internet will likely always be there to work against him, with evidence that uncovers the truth of what he's hiding behind hastily-created lies. In this case, he gets properly shut down. And then others start to chime in to offer their encounters with bullish liars.
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Woman Compiles Extensive List of Pokémon That Have the Same Hair as MLB Players
The truth is, no, you never needed this information. We're just glad that Shanna_Shi is weird enough to think of this, and has enough time to go through with pointing out all these similarities. Did these players steal their looks from Pokémon? No, who would ask that, it's ridiculous. If Major League Baseball and Pokémon have any one thing in common, it's probably that you've gotta catch 'em all.
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18 Fulfilling Fails Fit for Failure Fans
Life is good when you can watch other people mess up. Whether it's getting hit in the face with a wild foot or falling into a mysterious hole, there's amusement to be found in the failures of others. If you don't find that these fails fill your fail-o-meter, you can find more right here.
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