Monday, July 8, 2019

Tumblr Post Identifies The Way Teenage Girls Abuse Their Boyfriends


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Long story short, let's all just be nice to each other. This powerful Tumblr post identifies all those messed up, toxic things that have no business existing in a healthy relationship between partners. 

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Cops Illegally Confiscate Guy's Phone, Accidentally Record Themselves Debating Best Way To Frame Him


They were so casual about this. 

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Teacher Arrested For Asking Why Superintendent Got A Raise While Teachers Hadn't In Years


Apparently this arrest occurred at a Vermillion Parish School board meeting after a teacher asked the school's superintendent why she got a raise, while the rest of the teachers never got raises. 

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Home Makeover Show Ruins Couple's House, Host Argues with Husband


This lady has to realize that this bedroom would be like sleeping in a pile of puke, right? Then she has the audacity to ignore the fact this lady is just being polite. Is this what reality TV is now? Ruining people's homes and telling them their taste is wrong?

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Guy Misses Out On Business Venture Cause Of Gmail's Spam Folder


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This guy's story about an exciting business venture falling through the cracks and into his spam folder serves as a cautionary tale, to keep a wary eye on your inbox AND spam folder. You never know if that one email you were waiting to hear back on just got filed to the wrong folder. 

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Sims 4 Players Are Having Their Kids Taken Away By "CPS" Due To A Glitch


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The Sims does everything it can to try and "simulate" real life. In this case, a recent glitch has resulted in spawning what looks like a social services worker. This social services worker proceeds to take the kids away if you're not doing a good job at looking after them in your game. The Sims Wiki says that the social worker "will take away a baby, toddler, child, or pet if their needs drop too low, or in later games, if there are no more older Sims remaining in the household (i.e. due to death). They also will come to deliver adopted kids to their new family."

Numerous players are encountering this new glitch when their toddlers go to pick up a tablet, and then won't put it down, which results in them eventually disappearing into nothingness. 

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Twitter Heartwarmingly Pulls Together to Find Specific Dress for Autistic Girl


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That's some good stuff. When Deborah Price asked twitter for help finding a dress, people responded. Sometimes it's good to have a wholesome reminder of people's goodness. Kinda weird to see something like Twitter used for such a specific and kind purpose. Just cool that people get real joy out of helping each other.

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22 Surprised People Who Screwed Up at Work But Didn't Get Fired


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These people screwed up big enough that they thought they'd be fired on the spot, but apparently life isn't as cutthroat as you'd think sometimes. Whether they had an understanding boss, did the right thing, or just straight up weren't caught, these employees lived to work another day.

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Pokémon Sword And Shield Gym Leader Ignites Everyone's Inner Foot Fetishist


Pokémon Sword and Shield gym leader named Bea sets off everyone's inner foot fetishist.

Pokémon Sword and Shield's latest update trailer got the world of Pokémon fans and foot fetishists going. Yes, it seems this particular gym leader named Bea has just the kind of feet that sets off people's inner foot fetishist. The thirst was strange and uncomfortable and very real from some people on Twitter, who reacted to the trailer. They want this new gym leader in Pokémon Sword and Shield to step on them. 

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Guy In Beret Called Out For Pretending To Serve In The Military


The inferiority complex is strong with this one. Watch him panic when asked about his military ID number. When are people ever going to learn to quit their BS? Not today apparently. 

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14 Stuck Dogs That Need a Hand


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Exploring can get you in a bind when you don't have thumbs. Some of the way these dogs are stuck are actually a bit of a miracle. Who knew a lawn chair could so easily become a plastic prison for a good boy. For more, here are some more people and animals who got stuck in uncomfortable predicaments.

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Bridezilla Fat Shames Her Cousin After She Turns Down Her Bridesmaid Offer


Bridezilla's cousin turns down her offer to fill in as a bridesmaid at her wedding.

Wedding season's in full bloom and bridezillas are getting wild. Wedding dramas are breaking out left and right. The internet almost can't keep up with all of the melodrama. In this particular situation of a bridezilla doing her worst, we see a series of text exchanges between said bridezilla and her cousin end in some straight up ignorant fat shaming. 

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Problem Neighbor Feeding Pigeons Gets Shut Down With Stink Bombs


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When this person subjected themselves to a nasty stench with hopes to "outstink" their problem neighbor who wouldn't stop feeding an army of pigeons, they earned a pro revenge. Temporary discomfort for an eventual win. Nicely done if we do say so ourselves. 

If you're looking for another solid pro revenge tale, we recommend checking out the time two spin class bullies threw shade and ended up losing their jobs in a tactical revenge.

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What Happens When You Get The Call From Marvel In 8 Tweets


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This Twitter user has a thought about what happens to actors when they get the big call from Marvel. Something about being cast as a superhero lines up with getting jacked AF. Who'd have thunk it. 

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Tony Hawk Yells "Do a KickFlip" at Skaters for Prizes


Skaters typically don't like it when random strangers yell at them to do tricks. This time around skateboarding legend and man-of-our-childhood Tony Hawk did it, partly to see some talent, and partly to see if anyone would recognize him.

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Kids Covering Tool At A Charity Gig Joined By Actual Band Member


This drummer is definitely gonna go places! 

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"American Food Aisle" In British Store Is Mostly Candy and Jars of Hot Dogs


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Yasmin Summan asked Twitter if her local American Food Aisle was accurate and Americans had questions of their own. Most notably, has anyone in the U.S. every seen a hot dog in a jar? It just seems...wrong. No wonder the world seems to have a low opinion of the American diet. For some more culture clash, here are some cultural habits of the UK that are just fascinating.

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Mormons Find Simple Joke Doormat Absolutely Hilarious


There's something so innocent but also slightly unnerving about these door-to-door Mormon missionaries finding a decent pun on a doormat just absolutely HYSTERICAL. It says "Hi, I'm mat." It's an alright pun, like it's not bad, but it's literally the highlight of this kid's day. (It's probably the other kid's name?) Anyway they even take pictures with the mat.

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