Thursday, October 22, 2015

The New Super Mario Bros Speedrun World Record is 4:57.627


This run took darbian 4:57.627 to complete on an NES, in only 6,607 tries! 

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This Brave Woman Stopped Traffic to Save a Kitten Stranded in the Street


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Fail of The Day: Dynamic Duo Steals Jewelry From Art Gallery, Leaves Name And Number in Guest Book


Fail of The Day: Dynamic Duo Steals Jewelry From Art Gallery, Leaves Name And Number in Guest Book

Stupid is not a strong enough word to describe these alleged jewelry thieves.

Police say a man and woman were arrested this weekend in Palm Springs after stealing a bracelet and ring from an art studio. And how were they caught?

They signed the guest book.

Megan Ohara, 24, and David Ziskoski, 19, were arrested for allegedly stealing the jewelry, which was valued at $6,000.

Here's how it went down, according to the Sun Sentinel:

When confronted, Ohara told police she had the items in her purse. She gave the officers the ring and bracelet, and subsequently, she and Ziskoski were arrested.

As officers arrived back to the gallery, the artist said he had noticed something in his gallery's guestbook. Someone had written multiple fake email entries into the guestbook, including "wedidnttakeit@gmail.com," according to the arrest report.

Two of the fake emails included the name "Meg" and one included Ohara's phone number next to it. Also on the page was a drawing of male genitalia and a woman's face labeled as "Meg."

Someone get these two a Darwin Award, stat!

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Bryan Wilson Wants You to Know He's The Texas Law Hawk


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Watch This Kid With Some the Worst Game of All Time


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What If Jabba the Hutt Was Actually the Hero?


Who has a lower carbon footprint, Jabba or Han? Who supports the arts? Who provides jobs? All Jabba! If you really think about it, whose life would you rather live: Jabba's or Han's? 

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The Moment When Football Practices Gets an RKO Outta Nowehere


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When a Barbershop Quartet Makes Fun of Modern Pop Music it is Music To Your Ears


This Man Took a Selfie With a Goat and The World Fell in Love With His Eyebrows


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Reddit user chirv went for a run and was joined by a neighbor's goat. When he posted a selfie to share the experience no one cared because look at those captivating eyebrows!

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If You're Not Into Pumpkin Carving, Perhaps You Would Enjoy Making Your Jack-o-Lantern With a Gun?


Not into guns? What about weed whackers? 

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Whether You Think Aliens Exist or Not, These 21 Web Comics Are Out of This World


Are aliens really out there abducting people and cows with impunity, watching our TV shows and not getting the jokes? Some say no, others say "Of course they are, who do you think built the pyramids and invented Saran wrap?". Whichever conclusion the evidence points you to, these web comics will make you want to believe.

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