Saturday, January 9, 2021

Inconsequential Things People Hate With A Passion


The more you get to know people, the more you realize it's the smallest things that often make us the most upset. Car got totaled? Too bad, gotta move on. Someone took your designated parking spot? This cannot stand. We all have our preferences, things that get under our skin, and petty things we're extremely passionate about.

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Text - pete1901 1.5k points · 1 day ago The fact that the word palindrome isn't a palindrome.

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Text - moinatx 1.4k points · 1 day ago Managers who insist on calling meetings and giving long-winded instruction about some mistake or infraction one or two people committed instead of having the balls to just go talk personally to the one or two people.

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Text - WEareINdanger 34.1k points · 1 day ago 5 46 3 4 & 4 More "In these unprecedented times"

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Text - Rly_grinds_my_beans 30.3k points · 1 day ago 6 4 3 3 2 8 2 When the microwave keeps beeping even after you've opened the door to get your food out. Like I know it's done, that's why I'm opening it, you don't need to keep screaming at me thanks

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Text - sublevelstreetpusher 28.6k points · 1 day ago 8 2 4 S 5 & 5 More That shark fin shaped spot on my windshield that my wipers can't reach

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Text - shortguynumber1 17.3k points · 1 day ago 2 2 e3 S & 2 More Video game ads that dont show actual gameplay footage.

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Text - mnhill2088 17.2k points · 1 day ago 3 People who try to get on the elevator before letting рeople off.

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Text - miraculous_milk 15.5k points 2 days ago 3 32 People who stand in a 30 minute line, but wait until they get to the register to look at the menu

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Text - Hawkmek 14.9k points · 1 day ago 3 3 & 4 More My wife leaving the microwave on a random number instead of zeroing it out so the time displays. I don't know why it bothers me so much but it does.

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Text - themoldovanstoner 12.0k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 daago 2 2 & 3 More People who watch TV or movies on their phone, without headphones in the breakroom.

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Text - hamgermaster 11.3k points · 1 day ago when you are gonna walk trough a door and your shirt or backpack,etc gets stuck on the handle

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Text - Howabouthatnow 10.6k points · 1 day ago 2 O 2 3 A 3 People that pull out in front of you, when no one is driving behind you, and then drive 20 miles an hour.

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Text - AntiqueGhost13 8.8k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago 2 O 2 e3 & 7 More When people inappropriately use an apostrophe in the plural form of a word. "Sunday's"

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Text - You_Mean_Coitus_ 7.5k points · 2 days ago 20 People that walk through busy pedestrian areas with zero self awareness. You know the ones- almost bumping into you as they're glued to their phones, stopping suddenly in front of you to gaze in a window, 4 people walking spread out and making others step in to the street.. The list goes on.

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Text - advancedwarlord 6.4k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago Y'know that little bit of soda at the bottom of the can that you can never reach? Edit: this is my absolute greatest pet peeve thank you for everyone who agrees with me

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Text - PlaneCrazy787 6.2k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago One of my biggest social pet peeves are people who refer to others by their first name when it's likely you don't know who they are. For example, a coworker saying they ate dinner with Sam and Robert on the weekend. When you ask who Sam/Robert are, they say "my brothers-in-law". Like...did you really think I know your BILS by name?

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Text - WheeZee65 6.1k points · 1 day ago 2 3 2 Putting on the brights to compensate for a dead headlight.

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Text - KingFoamhead 5.6k points · 1 day ago 2 8 Being asked "are you sure" about really trivial decisions. Them "Do you want a coke or pepsi?" Me: "Coke". Them: "Are you sure?" Me: "Oh God I don't know!!!!!" (Throws self off building)

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Text - goldilocks22 5.4k points · 1 day ago People who are making a phone call while simultaneously making a transaction with a live human being in front of them. "Yeah I'm here for my meds.... hold on one second.... I know, Jake, isn't that crazy? I thought the same thing.... my birthdate? Ok..". Just get off the damn phone. So rude!

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Text - BrightBlueShimmering 4.6k points · 1 day ago People who spend 10 mins circling a half-full parking lot to find a marginally closer spot to the store entrance. If they'd just picked a parking spot a bit further out they'd be in the store already instead of circling. And their incessant circling creates traffic for people trying to leave the lot or walk to their car. Just park 15 spots further away already!

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Text - AtL_eAsTwOoD 4.6k points · 1 day ago People that are ahead of me in the gas station buying a shit ton of lottery tickets.

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Text - Guapalos1 4.3k points · 1 day ago Leaving shopping carts randomly in the parking lot.

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Text - corneredcryptid 3.9k points · 1 day ago People who talk on speaker phone or listen to music/videos without headphones in public. Literally no one else wants to be subjected to your noise pollution. Stop it.

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Text - Rynie2121 3.7k points · 1 day ago When I see new neighborhoods being built with houses starting at least 650K, and they have NO YARD and the houses are literally 3 feet apart from each other.

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Text - TizzleDirt 2.9k points · 1 day ago (3 Commercials that have the food cannibalize each other. Just, why?

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Text - theshoegazer 2.7k points · 1 day ago People who have every sound notification enabled on their phones, down to the fake keyboard clicking noise it makes when composing a text.

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Text - elleyro 2.2k points · 1 day ago when they lick their finger to turn the page

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Text - brandolinium 2.0k points · 1 day ago Leaving the dish scrubber in the sink with the dirty dishes. I don't want to reach my hand into the mucky water to find the thing, ffs! And if it's totally gross, I have to clean it off so I can use it to scrub the dishes. C'mon!

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Text - Feeling-OnFire 2.0k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago Considering that I now work at a grocery store, people who leave refrigerated/frozen items NOT in the refrigerators or freezers, and sometimes people who try to start a conversation; just leave me alone and let me ring you out so you can leave

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Text - opaquewatercolor 2.0k points 1 day ago I have an aunt who turns on her cellphone when she needs to call someone. When she is done she turns it off. No one can ever reach her..so at the end we always call her husband.

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Text - Twokidsforme 1.8k points · 1 day ago S The phrase "we'll touch base". It absolutely grates on me. I have no reason to hate it. I just do. 1 Adatar410 1.6k points · 1 day ago You seem pretty upset about that. Let's circle back to it later and we'll touch base on your opinions more.

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Man Hears "Rage Against The Machine" For The First Time, Mind Gets Blown


You better believe that this man's world got absolutely rocked. Hearing "Rage Against The Machine" for the first time is no minor experience in one's life. 

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"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Failure


We've all had some kind of our own "not my job" moments before. It could have been sweeping a little too much dirt under a rug or cleverly not seeing a whole bunch of stuff that needed doing. A lot of the time it's just doing what someone told you to do even though you know it's wrong. The problem with "not my job" moments of dubious unprofessionalism is that they very frequently get found out.

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Road

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Light - OPEN DAYS A WEEK

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Nail - MADE IN CHINA

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Hairstyle

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Finger - LASSY

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Tire

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