Friday, April 16, 2021

Karen Doesn't Like Neighbor's Lawn Mowing, Petty Revenge Ensues


This nasty neighbor should've just minded their own business, but instead they went ahead and tampered with the wrong lawn. It sounds like this particular Karen was just looking to stir up trouble wherever she could find. Check out some more lovely neighbors that detested each other over here.

4 Real Super Mario Adventures Nintendo Doesn't Want Anybody Knowing About


Mario's video games tend to be pretty tame and straightforward, but any time he warps into another medium things get freaking wild. From R-Rated manga to adult videos to icecapades, Mario's non-gaming adventures are mostly experiences Nintendo probably wants to keep buried. But now the truth is being revealed. 

Driver Barrels Through Traffic Arm To Cross Daytona Beach Drawbridge


So, somehow this reckless driver was also on the phone while all this was going on. Will be fascinated to learn more about the backstory behind this incident out at Daytona Beach. 

Husband Teams Up With Radio Station For John Cena Prank, Wife Loses It


This is one of those videos that so many folks find themselves helplessly returning to. It's just hilarious. The escalating rage. The relentless passion from the radio station. A masterfully executed prank, really. 

Scammer "CEO" Gets Unknowingly Trolled


This "CEO" was found out pretty much from the get-go. Who signs their texts with "CEO" at the end of it, anyways? That was a bright enough red flag to bring the whole scamming attempt crashing down. From there, the trolling was smooth and well executed. Love the moment at the end when the scammer realizes they've been played for the fool all along. 

Random Tumblr Gems To Cackle at Heartily


Tumblr is like a box of chocolates. There's stuff in there you're gonna hate just as much as you like, and if you're lucky it has more than one layer. The denizens of tumblr never cork up their brains and let those random tumblr gems fly all over the place. Watch your step, the ground is just soaked through with random and stupendous tumblr gems. Please get a mop it's horrible.

Sorely Mistaken People Not Getting Satire


Even though satirical news has been around for decades, people still have a really hard time parsing out fact from fiction. Sometimes they'll write-off a absurdly funny headline as fake news. Other times they'll react with appropriate shock after reading a "report" that the gates of hell have been opened. It's funny, but also kinda really disappointing when sadly mistaken people don't understand satire.

Birthday Twin Throws Away Bad Cake Made By 9-Year Old, Gets Earful


We all want to be seen as gracious, but what happens when the things were are given just suck? Sure, you don't want to destroy the confidence of a child, but also who gives someone terrible cake made by a child and expects them to like it? When is a gesture worth lying for? At the same time, is it childish to demand equal cake treatment? For a cake related work drama, here's an office who fought back when a Karen threw away an expensive cake.

Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them


If you asked us whether we expected someone to go ahead and rank the Marvel movies by if there are any trains in them, we'd have said, no way. But here we are. Good old Tumblr never lets us down when it comes to surprising us with hyper-focused posts on various subject matters. We'll never look at Marvel movies the same. 

People Who Had To Choose Between Partners and Pets


It's a not-unheard-of occurrence in relationships: "either the dog goes or I go." People who set this kind of ultimatum often have a very uninformed view on how much people like their pets. If the cat has been around for 10 years and you've been around for 3 months, don't expect an outcome in your favor. That said, pets aren't always stoic beacons of morality. For example here's Prancer, the irredeemable dog and these pets who shamelessly wrecked stuff.

Scammer Pretends To Be Man's Neighbor, Man Wastes Scammer's Time


We're all busy enough with life as it is, without having to deal with scammers trying to waste our time and take our hard earned money. So, sometimes when folks cross paths with a scammer, they decide to turn the tables, and waste some of the scammers' time as well. This guy certainly handled the situation beautifully. For another great scammer story check out the time that a guy prescribed a scammer a dose of his own medicine

Petty Nagging Between Coworkers Evolves Into Friendship


If you get a job in the service industry it's not totally out of the question that you might encounter some testy characters that are determined to make everyone else's lives a bit more miserable and uncomfortable, simply because they absolutely despise their own jobs. You can develop quite the thick skin, and spicy banter to boot, if you work long enough in the industry. You learn how to let the infuriating interactions with entitled customers not totally get to you, while you juggle various rare insults from your fellow coworkers. It can be quite the scene. It sounds like these dudes were eventually able to squash their beef and some kind of friendship developed as a result. 

Helpful Life Pro Tips That Could Come In Handy


We're always down to try to make this whole adulting thing just a little bit easier. Thankfully, the internet contains clutch bubbles bursting with knowledge like Reddit's whole r/LifeProTips community. You never know when one of these might come in handy. So, might as well throw a few in your back pocket for the next time life is trying to be especially difficult, and you need some kind of shortcut to overcome the obstacle that it's planted in your way. 

Man's Coworker Calls Herself His Work Wife, Gets Booted From Baby Shower


It sounds like this guy's coworker was on some kind of wildly inappropriate mission to stir things up in his marriage, in a way that would create conflict between him and his wife. Especially considering the fact that his coworker had the audacity to continue cracking the "work wife" jokes along with other even more inappropriate jokes. It seems like the only viable option was to kick her out of the baby shower. 

Punintentionally Punishing Puns and Worldly Wordplay


Puns somehow inhabit the highest and lowest forms of humor at the same time. They're kind of like eggs. They can come in the form of fine, sought-after caviar, or they can get shot out of a chicken's ass for a dollar a dozen. There's no in between. Here are some dad jokes that go father than ever before.

Twitter Thread Pays Homage To Grandmother's Love For D&D


This moving Twitter thread from @AntnHZ is brimming with all the feels. They paint a picture of a very loving and openminded grandmother, who spontaneously decides to take up D&D late in life while she's battling the harrowing ills of pancreatic cancer. You can just feel the love running amok throughout this story. 

Smug Customer Gives Waiter Hard Time, Waiter Returns The Favor


Anyone who goes out of their way to make someone working a customer service job that much more miserable, is really showing the rest of the world just how misplaced their moral compass is. It sounds like this dude was in dire need of a humbling reality check. Fortunately, a waiter was ready to give it to him. And more than once. 

Best Euphemisms For Telling People They're Clueless


There are whole lot of hopelessly clueless human beings out there. Some folks are certainly more lost than others. You might find yourself in the middle of a conversation with someone who has seemingly fallen through the cracks on all matters of common sense. If so, you might just find yourself inspired to whip out one of these clever euphemisms to get that point across. 

Woman Gets Stunned By Broken Harp String


Just when you think it's going to be a nice and soothing harp performance, you get to witness this woman's totally shocked reaction when the harp string breaks.