The general idea here is whether or not older cars are "better" than newer ones when it comes to accidents. Sure, an older sturdy car won't fall apart as easily in an accident. What it will do is transfer all the kinetic energy of a crash directly into your body. Sometimes people on the internet are wrong about stuff, like this discussion about the facts of plague and veganism
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These people decided that it was more important to ruin someone else online, than to preserve their own livelihood. Sometimes the damage one might inflict upon themselves is worth it for the pure savagery of a masterful roast. We already love the rare insults and roasts, but to see someone ruin themselves to roast another person is a whole another level of entertainment.
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We've got a fresh round of blessed images to supercharge your day with the positive vibes. There's enough madness and dark stuff going on in the world. Sometimes we need a break from the internet's latest round of discouraging BS, and instead just need some solid, uplifting images. These are cute, wholesome, and absolutely blessed.
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That lion was just trying to catch his Uber! Can't imagine what I would do if I was in their situation. You're just sitting there, foolishly chilling, assuming that lions can't open car doors. And then WHAM.
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The general themes here seem to be: bring up something you have in common, actually listen to them, compliment them, talk about shared interests, give them food and offer to show them pictures of animals. Also don't ask them where they live right off the bat. Here are some pickup lines that actually worked for people.
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This nightmarish landlord couldn't handle getting called out for being inconsiderate and disruptive. They proceeded to try and make the tenant's life a living hell. But ultimately, they fail hard, and have to give that deposit back!
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the "little kid" things that they refuse to stop doing, even though they're expected to act like an adult. The daily grind of trying to make it in this world is hard enough. Let the people have their fun with treasured pastimes like Legos, sliding across wooden floors in socks, or using the force to open automatic doors like a total badass.
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Ryan Reynolds is back at it again with his best roast yet. He decided to poke fun at Henry Cavill's ridiculous CGI'ed Superman mustache back in the Justice League days. At the time of the movie, the mustache was the talk of the town. People realized it looked pretty absurd when they tried to remove it for the movie. So, here we have Reynolds having some fun with it. And the best part is that Cavill acknowledges the infamous fail in the comments section.
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You can't hate an answer if it's literally not wrong. Alright, you can. These jokes may not all be exactly factually correct, but they make a compelling case for their own reality. They're technically correct. We like all jokes that are stupid but witty at the same time.
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Some acts of defiance are more trivial than others. This employee's power tripping manager decided to revoke his vacation, so he quit and before he left decided to give him a real confusing send off. Sometimes small revenge is all you need, like this guy who battled his work tie policy by buying the ugliest ties possible.
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People on the internet love to lie. Maybe it's out of boredom, maybe they want to seem cool, or maybe they just get a sense of accomplishment out of filling the world with total bullshit. Luckily for us, many ofdumb liars fail to spew their BS into the world because someone is paying attention.
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George Carlin goes on quite the brutal riff about baby boomers. With all the recent buzz about the"Ok Boomer" meme, this rant is especially relevant.
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Talia Shadwell, shared a viral story on Twitter that spotlights just how little online privacy people have. Specifically, this shows how big tech companies keep a much closer eye on people using their apps than some people might expect. Scary stuff indeed.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of morons getting utterly destroyed by pure and ruthless words. Sometimes people just need to get reality checked when they're busy online, spreading all kinds of stupidity.
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Tinder's a game of rolling the dice, and seeing what kinds of pickup lines actually take you somewhere. A whole lot of the time, you can just end up landing yourself in the land of being "unmatched." These Tinder users either enjoyed some success, or need to try their luck somewhere else.
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