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Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Grumpy Dad Gets Makeover, Looks Exactly Like "Ratatouille" Food Critic

@mmmjoemele
DAD ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT😂 #foryou
♬ original sound - Joe Mele

Just in case you haven't seen "Ratatouille" you might consider remedying that as soon as possible. The movie is brimming with good vibes, and packs a wonderful storyline that follows an initially aimless, aspiring chef in Paris that ends up being able to ride on the coattails of a rat. But that's all we'll give away for now. This viral video from Tik Tok user, mmmjoemele, has his dad being transformed to be the spitting image of Ratatouille's notorious food critic, Anton Ego.

For some more entertaining "Ratatouille" content check out this Tumblr thread that pays homage to all of the film's struggling protagonist, Linguini's, struggles.

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Tagged: viral videos , tik tok , animation , awesome , movies , ratatouille , pixar , Video

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Amazing Drone Footage Of Sharks

Honestly, all this exceptional drone footage does a phenomenal job at painting a picture of sharks actually being peaceful. Of course, it can be hit or miss, and one should always exercise caution when you're swimming around in their domain, but it's nice to see that some of the massive beings don't live down to the nasty stereotype perpetuated by various films in Hollywood.

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Tagged: technology , awesome , sharks , drones , Video , win

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Guy Brags About Three-Pointers Record, Misses Every Shot On TV

On the one hand, part of you might actually feel bad for this dude. However, on the other hand, he did approach the whole situation with a palpable amount of obnoxious cockiness. He certainly managed to humble himself on live TV when it was all said and done.

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe , athlete , ridiculous , basketball , Video

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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems for Strength Against Boredom

A nice juicy funny tweet or tumblr gem is something you can quote later to your friends. The internet is a nexus of extremely specific and stupid ideas that get stuck into people's mind-brains and get bounced around like marbles in a paint-shaker, so it's only natural that there are optimal funny tweets to remember later and chuckle quietly.

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White - there are no buff wizards in Harry Potter, no gym in Hogwarts, no-one does a push-up at any point. I could crack Ron Weasley's spine like a glowstick O Like Comment Share O=0 2.5K 1,171 shares Most Relevant v Weirdgardium Flexiosa, but ok. O=0 371 3h Like Reply

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Forehead - (watching ghost hunting show) Guy: I think I hear something (camera man farts) Guy: HES TRYING TO SPEAK TO US TheFunnyintrovert

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Font - kaijuno Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you'll be at a conference and it's like "is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???" "Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be" inthisquarter I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

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Font - anchovy-official every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching tokai-teio king-monky and every time we kiss i swear i could fly meatswitch #i can feel my heart beat fast #the sound of my ass #claps alert the guards

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Rectangle - Horse Abilities [edit] - Will count as a witness for crimes wakemflockemrobots: You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it's actually the Massachusetts Legal Code

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Font - thefiresontheheight Good reasons to get stronger: 1. Lift girlfriend. 2. Lift wife (someday, I hope). 3. Protect women. 4. Intimidate men. kcarrollworld See, this is healthy masculinity. thefiresontheheight No. No it is not. This is me being a lesbian.

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Font - a averagefairy when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OWFCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job thadeeliv this is why i keep my skin closed at all times. averagefairy you.. you what

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Organism - starrose17 I was so totally not aware that people didn't know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It's not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it's a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you. taakosmodernlife how do you get the hat to talk lunabellie We had them in my high school here in Australia and let me t

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Font - hexglyphs oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN Ileaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he's "a hero" and "protecting the city", but when i do it i'm "illegally trespassing on private property" and "a menace to society", THAT'S how it is, huh, realaxolotl peter parker said this in civilian clothing hexglyphs yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

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Font - eelpatrickharris reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and "i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYIN MY SONG" started blaring from my speakers and

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Organism - the-entire-furry-fandom hey give birds antlers hideki16seiyuu But what if they get stuck in the trees the-entire-furry-fandom alright but they could also use it as camouflage and blend in with the tree trans-doll What if they landed on each other's antlers biggest-gaudiest-patronuses stack em pwapboi @wishem wishem wishem biggest-gaudiest-patronuses i keep presenting you with cursed concepts and you keep drawing them in friendly, pleasant ways, this is blasphemy

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Font - RC Crobot @roboticcrab ME *traps wasp under a cup* MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups* ME: no MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them* 7:08 PM · 9/20/18 · Twitter for iPhone 2,916 Retweets 9,253 Likes

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Organism - James Potter @dontforgetjames Being gay isn't a choice, it's an involuntary thing that happens when J.K. Rowling decides it's your time. 12:29 · 23 Mar 19 · Twitter for iPhone 6,406 Retweets 21.6K Likes

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Font - pukicho Every post on reddit is like “my wife left 99 me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave" and there's always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce. gabedr888 may divorce be with you

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Font - A pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today! Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige thegreekgamer Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx? i-sinfulsound envelööp?

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Font - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan According to most health insurance companies, teeth are luxury bones that I must pay more to continue enjoying >

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Font - jordan @jordan_stratton Government: You owe us money. It's called taxes. Me: How much dol owe? Gov't: You have to figure that out. Me: I just pay what I want? Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too. Me: What if I get it wrong? Gov't: You go to prison 6:17 AM · 4/16/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - David Friedman @ironicsans · 3h This amused me more than it probably should have. How did people in the Middle Ages know what skeletons look like without X-ray machines? Answered Edit: I forgot about dead people in NoStupidQuestions by 1 4.1K O 91% 12h / 12h 13 t7 827 2.4K

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Font - Ruthe Phoenix @RuthePhoenix Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy. 1:55 AM 07 Dec 15 2,313 RETWEETS 3,701 LIKES mudfishscientist Thats it Thats what antivaxxers sound like

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Font - Elias-wWI @elias_khawam23 *studying for exam in college* Me reading notes: 'Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes' Me in my head: "Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway" *goes to sleep

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Font - writing-prompt-s You're happily going about when you vanish in a cloud of smoke. Suddenly, you're standing in a ring of candles. A sorcerer holding a tome looks pleased at your arrival. Turns out Earth is Hell, and we're the demons, and you've just been summoned. winsbuck Bad choice buddy

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Tagged: tumblr , jokes , tumblr gems , lol , funny tweets , funny , stupid , funny tumblr

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Company Thinks Employee's Being Dishonest With Time Logging, Learns Otherwise

Sometimes, you can find yourself playing by all the rules in the book, and still you end up getting in trouble. In fact, there are cases where people that are bent on enforcing all the rules to an impossibly strict standard (or the rules might just suck to begin with) only end up being their own worst enemies in the end. One can only imagine what kinds of priceless expressions must've been written on the faces of this employee's bosses'.

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Font - r/MaliciousCompliance + Join u/ExecutorAxon · 2y 1 Want me to log my work time more accurately using a timer because you think I'm cheating you? Happy to oblige. M This happened a while ago, and l've since moved jobs. Basically, every employee in my department was supposed to log their work hours and the project they were working on. When I first joined the company, I noticed that there was an inbuilt timer in the software which you can start/stop to get accurate logs, but I asked my boss

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Font - So I started logging my time just like everyone else. Things were fine for quite a while, till I started putting in more and more hours to get work done. Fast forward to that fateful day, I get called by management. They tell me that my logging seems "dishonest" and "deliberately misleading". I got told off saying they rely on these numbers to plan deadlines for the future (only on paper, not in practice) and that I'm cheating the company. They instructed me to only use the timer next day

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Font - I should probably mention that the way I logged time till then was rounded down to 30 minute increments, just out of personal preference. For example, if a meeting lasted 45 minutes, l'd more often than not log 30 mins. On top of that, I used to remove an hour off the top just as an eyeball figure for lunch and smoke breaks, because on avg that's how long it took. And I should add that everyone, including my bosses, used to log time similarly. The company had trusted us to not be dishones

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Font - Anyway, that day on, I started using the timer for everything. 10 minute briefing? Going in the log. 5 minute company call? Logged. Started eating in 15 mins instead of 30, cut down smoke breaks from two to one, etc. Basically, I made sure almost every minute between my in and out times would be accounted for. They also maintained a timestamp of all the times someone enters and exits the office, which they combined with the log to check. I made sure I was not being dishonest in any way, a

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Font - As you can guess, all the 11 hour overtime days piled up pretty quick, and at the end of the month, I got called by management again. My boss and his boss were both there. My boss was furious, demanding to know how my overtime hours had nearly doubled from previous months. I just said I don't know, I'm using the timer just like I was instructed to. I told them to go through my in and out times, my breaks, my deliverables, and when the timer was started and stopped to check if I was being

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Font - Next day, my boss told me to stop using the timer again, and apologised for calling me dishonest. I stopped using it, but I told him that now I knew more accurately how long my stuff takes, so l'll be logging accordingly even if I do so manually. TL;DR: Comapny assumes I am being dishonest with my time logging because of long working hours, ask me to use inbuilt timer, which actually ends up showing more hours than I was logging before. EDIT: Wow I've read almost every reply. Thanks to ev

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Font - Also, i found out later why they were this mad at me was because they knew after l'd tell people, everyone's leaves would go up, and us being understaffed at the time it wouldn't have been great for the company. 19.3k 682 ↑, Share

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Tagged: satisfying , FAIL , job , malicious compliance , awesome , Reddit , company

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25 Not Completely Incorrect, Technically Accurate Moments

Sure, arguing over semantics is all about dodging empirical facts and avoiding reality, but also it's kinda fun to be technically accurate. You're not gonna score high on any tests or win any real arguments being technically accurate, but at least at the end of the day you can tell yourself that your position, while stupid, was unassailable in its own little way.