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Sunday, July 17, 2022
20+ Hilarious Signs That Tickled Our Funniest Bones
Signs are an important part of our societal structure. They provide incredibly important direction to passersby, whether or not the information provider is actually present. In a way, they're incredibly similar to an NPC in a video game whose sole purpose is to provide you with one line of dialogue that may or may not help you on your quest. Sometimes their instruction could point you to a cave filled with treasure, or provide you a clue as to where you should go next on your quest, but sometimes they are entirely useless and just there because a developer was bored one day. These signs are in the same category as that third group of NPCs. They may not be providing any important direction or saving you from any dangers but they're still their doing their duty and providing a little entertainment.
Scroll on to peruse this latest collection of funny signs and if you like these, there's a whole lot more to be browsed.
Arrogant Douchenozzle Uncle Gets Served By The Waiter He Was Rude to
This uncle displayed utter arrogance and complete disregard for others with how he treated the waitstaff at this French restaurant. The waitstaff would soon get their revenge when the arrogant douchenozzle demanded their "finest" brandy. He dismissed all attempts to change his mind, so the waiter maliciously complied.
This brilliant revenge story was posted to Reddit's r/ProRevenge subreddit by Redditor u/BloodMeridianUK, who shared their story with the popular sub.
Commenters thoroughly enjoyed the story, although some expressed the story was perhaps a better fit for the r/maliciouscompliance subreddit, where these stories are usually posted. r/ProRevenge is generally reserved for more brutal and thorough acts of revenge.
"I bet the mark up on a glass was even more," replied njb1989. "I hope he didn't even enjoy the brandy. For his birthday, buy him the cheapest bottle of brandy you can find and 3 glasses."
"He's dead now as is his wife, and they're not terribly missed." replied the original poster. "You're probably right about the mark-up. I had some of the Brandy, and not that I know much about Brandy, but my feeling is that people who drink 25k/bottle spirits do so mainly because they enjoy spending 25k/bottle, because it didn't taste much different from the 25/bottle stuff I've had at Christmas."
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