Tuesday, December 22, 2015

A Dead Cockroach Got the Shrine It Deserved (From College Students, in the Middle of a Hallway)


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Two weeks dead, but Rosie the Roach's body hadn't moved from the Anthropology building at Texas A&M University. A professor teaching in the hall documented and uploaded the growth of Rosie's shrine, and its ultimate end.

Good work Texas A&M Anthropology students.

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These Race-Bent Harry Potter Characters are JK Rowling Approved


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After yesterday's casting news of a black Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, fans took to Twitter and began riffing on other characters in the series with different nationalities. JK Rowling even joined in to express her fondness for a few with praise and retweets.

Somebody draw these, stat!

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When Yo've Got "F*ck Cops" Tattooed On Your Face, You Should Try Real Hard Not to Get Arrested


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The brilliant duo were arrested over the weekend for robbing one of their exes on Friday afternoon, Tulsa police reported.

Sonja Moro, 29, and Paul Terry, 26, teamed up and knocked on Moro's ex-boyfriend's door to demand money. After the victim handed over his wallet to Moro, Terry stayed behind to demand more money.



The victim said he didn't have any more money and that's he was calling the police. When police arrived the robbers were long gone, but the victim easily identified his assailants, having dated Moro and was able to give a description because of the distinguishable tattoos on Terry's face.



Next time you want to rob someone you know in real life, wear a ski mask to hide your f*ck cops tattoos. 

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This Shirtless-Scientist Casually Rescues a Baby Deer While Collecting Data in a Frack Pond


He's probably collected a few hearts by now too.

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Someone Should Check That Girl Knows What Planet We're on After That Hit


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Christmas Cheer Just Went Out The Window With This 'Home Alone' Is A Prequel To 'Saw' Fan Theory


This might actually work if we can yank today's poorly aged Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) out his chain-smoking tent to star as Jigsaw in "The First Act."

Like the grown-up Culkin looks creepy enough without the proverbial sadistic clown face mask. Grantland writer, Jason Concepcion scrooged our last holiday season over when he drew back the curtains on a truth too dark and twisted for any 90's kid to stomach; Kevin McCallister, the blue-eyed, smirking, havoc-wreaking, kid-wonder with an overdeveloped appetite for lighting burglars on fire matures to become Jigsaw from the "Saw" series.

Perhaps most compelling of Concepcion's unfortunately well grounded theory, is his proposal that Jigsaw's inventions mirror what the young Kevin McCallister imagined as some sort of furnace monster in the original Home Alone. Just an arm's reach away from the furnace sits a clown mask that holds an uncanny resemblance to the Jigsaw mask. Uh, okay then.

Concepcion ended his original post after proposing this theory with a neck hair raising, "case closed."

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This Poor Man Can't Poop in Peace


Apparently this happens every time he goes to the bathroom. It's not cute anymore, Mittens.

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This Hello Parody Hella Understands Your Fitness Inspiration Problems


We've Got a New Contender For the World's Worst Police Sketch


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Kim Kardashian Is Launching Her Own Emoji Line


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Breaking the internet wasn't enough for her. Check out the latest in an endless procession of narcissistic moves by Kim Kardashian.

The set includes emojis like Kardashian taking a selfie, naked holding her baby bump, and designer jackets.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Tried to Ruin 'Star Wars'


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Neil deGrasse Tyson took to Twitter recently to toy with some earthlings, challenge, nitpick, and critique a series of scientific inaccuracies in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens.'

He's done this in the past with other movies like 'Interstellar,' and quite frankly, it's a bit of an unbecoming buzzkill. Tyson doesn't care though, and claims some of the audience will watch sci-fi films for ideas on what to invent for future days.

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