Massive 11-Year-Old Lineman Petrifies Opposing Team

Alright, all that this kid needs to learn how to do is to tackle properly. The good news is that he clearly has plenty of time to get that figured out. 

Florida Man Catches Gator Using Trashcan

I wonder if you just grow accustomed to waking up to the expectation that some sort of complete mayhem is going to come crashing down upon your existence, when you live in Florida. Clearly though, this guy embraces the world with open arms, and courage coursing through his veins, absolutely ready for whatever curveballs get chucked his way. 

Girl Surprises Boyfriend At College, Cringeunion Ensues

Alright, in all fairness what comes across as an awkward reunion between this boyfriend and girlfriend very well could be so "tense" just because the dude was completely caught off guard. Apparently at one point, the girlfriend went so far as to tell people online that her and Robbie are still "literally obsessed with one another." Robbie clearly just wasn't ready for the surprise attack. 

Real Estate Agent Tries To Raise Application Fee After Couple Pays Application Fee, Totally Backfires

The world's not going to run out of shady landlords and real estate agents that try to pull fast ones on tenants that they assume won't know any better. Well, this real estate agent certainly got their rightful comeuppance in the form of being the receiver of a successful pro revenge. The only way that this couple could've made their pro revenge any more devastating would've been to have had their friends show up, and pretend to be interested tenants. Keep the revenge drama going with this story about some frat bros that parked in a neighbor's driveway, and ended up paying much more.

25 Outrageous Autocorrect Fails to make you LOL | Cheezburger

Predictive text is just a phone's way of trying to help, but sometimes we don't need that help. Like, most of the time. And a lot of those times result in autocorrect fails. It's probably better to text someone the phrase "orn my way horm" than have it get turned into "ornery monkey horns" because the first one can actually get parsed out into meaningful speech. It's good to think of these errors in particular as "AutoCorrect's puberty" when the function was far from perfect and made tons of mistakes, many of them awkwardly sex-related.

And sure, phones have come a long way. But in that time, we haven't changed that much. Our sausage fingers are still smothering the buttons and our phones are just doing their best to turn our impotent finger poking into "you up" texts and the like, so maybe we shouldn't be blaming our phones so much as our inability to use them properly. So when our phones come up with nonsense after we put a bunch of nonsense into them, we're just dealing with the consequences.

Why don't we just disable autocorrect? That's a terrific question. Another great question to add to that is "do you think people like us, who are so cognitively in the dark that they just typed 'where pizza go' into their phone also have the technical expertise to futz with the settings? Like everything else, it's probably easier than it seems, but we are far too stubborn to search for reasonable answers. The buck stops at setting the brightness, then anything more complex than that is basically magic.

Dad's Childless Brother Calls Himself "Dog Dad", Dad Gets Upset

This dad stepped way out of line when he took it upon himself to pass judgment on his brother because his brother called himself a "dog dad." Of all the things to get worked up about in this crazy life, that ain't it. You can imagine who the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with on this matter. 

Food Memes to Feed Our Hungry Souls

Everyone's gotta eat. It's one of those rare common denominators that literally everyone has to engage with every day. We might call ourselves "foodies" but how can we do that when we're spreading chocolate frosting onto a pop tart to make an open-faced pop tart sandwich? We have a hunger in our hearts and souls. Not just for acceptance and meaning in our lives, but also pizza rolls. And guess what, "meaning in our lives" isn't something we can keep in the freezer and have on hand at all times. All we can do is go on our food journey in life and pray that we don't come across any cursed food abominations.

Accountant Assembles The Avengers Of Trivia Knowledge, Righteous Victory Ensues

Everyone only has so much that they're willing to put up with, when it comes to someone's toxic BS. It sounds like the villainous VP of HR in this tale of malicious compliance was on quite the ego-riddled, power trip. Well, all that bullish behavior certainly ended up backfiring for them. Let's just say that the heroic employee in this story made it their mission to assemble a star-studded cast of trivia phenoms, that went on to absolutely dominate at the office trivia event. 

Tech Support Employee Expects Speakerless Computer To Make Noise

Look, some people end up coming to learn that they're just not cut out for certain gigs. It sounds like this dude might've landed himself into a job that just doesn't play off his strengths. That's perfectly alright. It's totally fine to toss the ego aside, embrace sweet humility, and try out something new. That could be the advisable move for this employee. The fact that they somehow got confused over a computer not making sound, after being told that it didn't have speakers, kind of escapes explanation. Check out another tech support tale with this story about a coworker who demanded a mathematically impossible computer, and got proven incompetent.

Tumblr Thread On Importance Of Serving Customers What They Order

Customer service gigs aren't easy. Far too often an unfortunate part about the job is that you can end up having to field all kinds of wildly entitled, genuinely nightmarish customers that seem unconsciously committed toward making your life miserable. Amidst all that, some people can let themselves go, and end up overlooking the importance of serving customers exactly what they order. It might seem extra sometimes. But the reality is that some people were born with those life-threatening health issues that can't be overlooked. If you want to keep Tumblin onwards, check out these funny Tumblr gems to help stifle the brooding darkness.

Employee Gets Fired For Manager's Malfeasance, Uses Manager's Vices Against Him

Few things are worse in the professional world than realizing that you've landed yourself a gig where you're working under a morally corrupt boss who never should've been put in their position of power in the first place. Honestly, it sounds like this boss was playing with all the fire. Really, just good on the employee for making the moves that they did, and not going out without a fight. Check out another pro revenge story where a scummy collection agency messed with the wrong guy's credit score.

Lazy Dude Fails To Do Laundry Correctly, Girlfriend Gets Upset, He Remains Clueless

It sounds like this dude might have a little bit of growing up to do. Like, he searched for a new gig for an hour, and then proceeded to dish that activity out as an excuse for not being able to follow through with doing the laundry correctly. Naturally, his girlfriend wasn't stoked about the development. It sounds like he's pretty clueless to the whole thing. You can imagine who the moral judges in Reddit's AITA community found themselves siding with. 

Wholesome Memes To Give That Brain A Hug

The world may seem at times like it's just out to get us, and in those moments it's a good idea to have a reminder that things are still basically pretty alright. With some wholesome memes to engage the feels, it's easier to remember that people care about each other and are pretty much nice. People will even go out and do wholesome things for the love of the game.

Server Snaps On Customers That Fail To Tip Properly For Massive Bill

Some people are so blinded by the thick clouds of entitled ignorance that seem to follow them around like their literal shadows, that they pretty much ask the world for reality checks. So, when this table of entitled people that couldn't afford to eat out insisted on ordering tons of food and drinks, and then leaving a garbage tip, they pretty much got their rightful comeuppance. Anyone who has ever worked a customer service gig knows that the job regularly challenges you with extremely difficult people that seem to leave their social decency at the front door of the establishments. 

Wild Shark Recognizes Human Best Friend After Being Separated For A Year

It's a mesmerizing video like the one we have here that can all at once deepen your appreciation for the endless beauty that can be found out in nature. In this case we have a wholesome display of friendship between a diver and shark that end up being reunited after a year of not seeing one another. Maybe this video will help break down some of that negative stereotyping that encircles sharks.