Friday, November 6, 2020

Child Prodigy Improvises Sonata In Under One Minute


This girl's name is Alma Deutscher, and apparently nowadays she's 15-years-old, and has already released two operas, as well as numerous other compositions. Some kids are just born into this world with an unfathomable amount of talent. 

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Students Score Well On Test, Cut Teacher's Hair As Prize


Um, coolest teacher ever. Apparently this teacher was trying to motivate his students to score an "80" or better on their next test, and it looks like his motivation tactic worked. They were ready to cut that hair!

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The Worst Part Of Living In "The Matrix"


Oh boy, our friends at Cracked are back at it again with a spicy debate about the worst things one can imagine when considering living in the infamous, Matrix. I mean, hey, maybe we already are. We were just looking at a wild thread about people's most unsettling, yet thrilling, "glitch in the Matrix" moments.

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"Not My Job" Moments of Unpredictable Unprofessionalism


Work is hard. That's why we try our absolute hardest to not try our hardest. These moments of quality unprofessionalism spring forth in the form of misspelled signs, messed up products, extremely curvy highway lines and totally useless staircases to nowhere. And we couldn't have it any other way.

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Job - COCEC

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Asphalt - 志

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Door

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Floor - 0 HA

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Text - 3. th FLOOR

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Road - KEXIRA 123

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Display device - Turn your cocks BACK one hour tonight I13m 1s WNEM EVABay City Saginaw Midland Flint, MI

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Wall - "КОМПЛЕКТ" Inpowcais Банко

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News - PRESIDENT UNITED STATES RACE 65% 13% 12% 6% 3% WHITE LATINO BLACK SOMETHING ELSE ASIAN CNN EXIT POLL 56:06 NEXT POL CLOSE BREAKING NEWS LIV CN CN EXIT POLL FCHNELECT

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Leaf - Sunn ot-of SICU Pot-of ligh Vield 911826 $4.50 cum Big Mama 91182 $4. Large & Sweet WA

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Toy

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Font - 's Post 2h : Just finished and realized there are backwards AA client will be here in 20mins

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Lighting

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Tree

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Bathroom

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Green

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Cable

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Street light - What.

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Red - DURMAZ THE YES BUTTON 10 DIFFERENT PRE-RECORDED SAYINGS BUT THE ANSWER IS ALWAY NO! DOLLAR KING $ 3.50 TRY ME!

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Asphalt

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Street sign - TRAILER HITCHES BIKE RACKS SOLD/INSTA LEN UHAUL.COM TRUCK SHARE 24/7 StorP

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Finger - RUS

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Yellow - UN NTS 1DE ADE Detache INAD CAPRISUN

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Green - Father says bakers ruined his son's birthday cake with their 'pathetic' decorating skills As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, l'll bite. Let's see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. They paid $49 for this "frog-themed" cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece: 02

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Entitled People and Their Laughable Demands


It takes the right kind of narcissist to offer someone the privilege of taking their trash out or working for free, and amazingly, there are some of those kinds of narcissists among us. Entitled people and their demanding boldness are down to make offers everyone should refuse, and honestly it's great to see them not get what they want. It's impossible to know what to expect from entitled people and their absurd demands.

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Text - To whomever posted my status asking for help on reddit, thanks for making me cry. Also NO ONE has sent me any help in the form of money or gifts for the upcoming semester. I just wanted a FUCKING IPhone, so I could feel accepted and NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON OFFERED TO BUY ME A NEW ONE. I DON'T WANT YOUR POOR PEOPLE ANDROIDS. Sol fol Sol Sel Sol So e e To make things worse my loan payments for my business are due and none of you have even FUCKING inquired about DoTerra and the amazing p

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Text - Can we normalize the price being the price? I am one of your biggest fans, so I hope you dont hate me for saying this, even with 20 percent off, the cake is 50 dollars! Shipping 15..65 dollars for some cake is a bit ridiculous! I've been to some fancy places before, cake is basically flour, sugar, eggs..ect..smh! 59m Like Reply 11 Thanks for commenting and following. With all due respect, no one goes to the BMW dealership and complain that their prices are too high. Just because their pri

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Canidae - Dog Park Community ... FYI if you're in that area. Not to sound cheap but after months of them giving my pup a Short Puppaccino with my breakfast order, this morning staff said management ordered them to downgrade to sample size. Fine if your dog is under 30lbs, mine is over 100. at 1 hr · Toronto . |Starbucks were told Management Fail! Staff at to downgrade their Puppaccinos from a Short to a Mini Sampler cup. That won't work for my 100lbs Lab/Rottweiler mix. Luckily, lots of other lo

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Text - 16 m• E Hi! Looking to trade my nintendo switch lite for an ipad pro? 34 34 comments O Like Comment Hi l'm looking to upgrade my wife to Scarlett Johansson. Like Reply 2

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Text - 1esterday at 1:02 AM My neighbor decorates for the holidays. Its nice but its the same decorations for the past 20 years. How can I nicely tell them we want something else. 398 322 Comments

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Tree - Yard Sale Page 56m Tree fell down in storm last week if you come and get it you can have it for 100.00

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Text - Looking for a free playplace for my kids. I refuse to shell out $500 at Home Depot for one. It MUST have A.) A slide B.) Swings Attached C.) A higher and lower platform D.) Ropes to swing from. Delivery only, please. This Saturday would be the best day to come to my house, and if you could install it too-- I'd treat you to some lemonade Also, make sure there are no nails or sharp objects that could hurt my boys. Thanks in advance! ve one for you! Call me on my cell so we can arrange deliv

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Text - 0:59 all 84% 19:58 KO How much is your last price I'm selling because I don't need it not because I need the money, so it's £60. That's half the price when it was new and it's probably been used less than an hour. Bebedy Good for you 30 pound no more Are you wanting to pay in two instalments of £30? Bebedy Fuck you +, Aa

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Text - 14:18 87 % I Activo(a) Nace 1 h Hoy 12:13 a. m. Неу Thave 3.4 followers on tiktok and I'm going to do keyboard/anything to do with gaming reviews so here's my plan u send me a product I make a ton of vids on it telling them about your company then I will send it back this is better for both of us because ur company get the exposure it deserves and I get to do what I love and find fun:)! Hoy 1:41 a. m. Yeah, that's not going to happen Visto Enviar mensaje..

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Text - Hey my sister is birthday is coming up can you draw her for me please I will send you her photograph then you drawe her Selfish you have a talent so you should share it people dance on the street and if theyre lucky they get tipped youre a artist not scientist so dont act like your entitled to money Sorry if too much to ask Wow.. That really opened my eyes, i'm so sorry for being selfish, i'll draw your sister by tomorrow 9PM for sure. I'm really sorry Hi! I do commissions, if you want so

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Text - IN SEARCH OF FREE DOBERMAN. (Keansburg) PLEASE READ FULL AD... iam searching for a free doberman cuz iam on a fixed income with 3 kids, however i can PROVIDE food,toys , and bedding . hoping to find a doberman no more then 1 year of age, dog MUST be good with kids and have a friendly personality!! .. i also have a fenced in yard,. ive always loved this breed and would be proud to be a owner of this dog. ( would be looking to meet up for exchange of animal at matawan train station or red b

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Tree - 16:19 Mail Landscaping trees ... $200 K Whitehorn • 13.9 km Will need to be dug out 2 days ago

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Text - **** 11 months ago Evidently they do not need new customers. I haven't done business with them, (I have always made my purchases at Just Good Meats on 84th street) today I took in a gift certificate that had been given to my wife and I, by one of our managers. It was expired, but thought they might at least honor some of it to obtain a new customer. They chose not to honor any of it. While certainly that was within their rights, they missed an opportunity to acquire a new customer that sp

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Text - Online ... Yard Sale 4 hrs Handyman helper $10 GA We need a handyman must know how to hang drywall, paint, decking how to lay laminate flooring and sub flooring and light electrical and plumbing. We don't need a handyman service just one person. Must have a truck. Call, O Like Comment 2 What rate of pay? 4 hrs Like Reply More 10.00 4 hrs Like Reply More

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Light - Free Event- Solar Eclipse Party AUG. 21 1272 personer ar nreasersue 00293 35 kommentarer I Gilla Kommentera Most kids go back to school that day. Can it be done on the weekend? Visa 3 tidigare svar... Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?

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Things That Annoy People The Most


Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about the things that drive people the most insane. We've all got that one thing that when it enters our field of consciousness, it just brings our blood to an enraged boil instantaneously. It could be someone on the subway insisting on playing their favorite Justin Bieber song, on their phone's speakers. Or, maybe it's the awful moment that a TV show gets cancelled after ending their last season on a total cliffhanger that had you completely emotionally invested. 

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Text - Text - Halestone67 • 21h When TV shows end the latest season on a and then get cancelled cliffhanger Reply 1.9k ...

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Text - oyuno_miyumi • 20h When the word is just out of my mental reach at the moment. Especially when it's a very common word. Reply 1 292 ...

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Text - Text - AV8ORboi • 21h when the ice in your lemonade melts and the drink tastes slightly diluted Reply 898 3 ...

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Text - Text - FrootMashen • 17h People in groups taking up the whole pavement Reply 105 ...

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Text - Text - Jotaro_Kujo-Joestar • 21h 3 1 Award People chewing with their mouths open Q Reply 999 ...

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Text - Text - jordnicole00 • 20h When people interrupt you (or someone you're talking to) constantly Reply 1 250 ...

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Text - Text - neinerneinerbebop • 21h People who talk loud on the phone in public O Reply 981 ...

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Text - Text - nowhereman136 • 20h When you say "whats up" and they reply "the sky" Q Reply 210 ...

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Text - Text - account04321 • 20h When my headphones wire gets caught on something and pulled off Reply 663 ...

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Text - Text - gruuuuuumpy • 20h Taking longer to complain about a task than it would have to taken to just do it. Reply 60 ...

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Text - Text - ajaxblack • 19h 1 Award Children in bars/breweries. If you're glaring at me because I said "fuck" loudly in a loud tasting room with my adult friends in front of your young child, feel it's more your fault than mine Reply 603 ...

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Text - Text - FrogginBullfish_ • 20h People who listen to music without headphones in public. Especially public transit. Reply 1 187 ...

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Text - Text - iahimide • 20h Wet socks. I don't know why, but I feel like my blood is boiling the moment I step in water with socks on

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Text - Text - metallicpalace • 21h I hate when people switch bodies with other people in movies. | Reply 138 ...

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Text - Text - spiderbabyinapram • 20h When a person is walking behind me, a little too close. Reply 40 ...

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Text - Text - grey_hippo9867 • 18h the people who put you down when your really excited about something. That stuff is so annoying A Q Reply 24 ... +

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Text - Text - TurkeyDinner547 • 21h Strong perfume / cologne. Reply ... 56

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Text - Text - SmegmaOnDemand • 21h People with superfluous lights on the outside of their cars.

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Text - Text - drew_pace2019 • 13h I work at Dunkin Donuts. We have many regulars that come in every day and get the same order. Just the other day, mid rush (7am) I messed up an order. (I make the sandwiches) it just so happened to be one of our regulars. She then went off on me, after I apologized, re - made her order, and gave her a refund. She said "I come here every day, you should know my order by now." Well yes, I do, sorry l'm paying attention to.the other 20+ orders I have, and not focus

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Text - Text - dihstyle69 • 20h coworkers who seem to be truly amazing guys whenever they talk to you until multiple people start telling you how bad he has been talking about you to everyone. you can't trust anyone at work, really. O Q Reply 1 12 3 ...

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Text - Text - sheikhyerbouti • 20h When I get interrupted while I'm talking. Reply 4 21 ...

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Text - Text - scienceboicowboy • 13h When someone calls me "Buddy". I'm not a damn child!!!! Reply 5 •.. +

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Text - 7thDracooler • 20h When the WIFI goes off in the middle of a download. It kills me Reply 4 ...

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Text - Konmanhit • 20h People that dont accept facts in conversations and thinking they know everything. Reply 10 ...

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