This old lady was so focused on getting her cd that nothing was gonna throw her off. If you thought some yellow tape was gonna stop her, you're in for a surprise. People in retail have to deal with some of the most aggravating people on the planet, so our hats are off to anyone who can keep their composure in situations like these.
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Weddings are a time ripe for emotional implosions. People get all kinds of worked up, and amidst all the passion, completely ridiculous and unforgettable fights can break out. This batch has some bad ones and some others that aren't the end of the world. If you didn't get your fill here, check out that time a Bridezilla went complete batshit on her wedding guest invitation over here.
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We're huge fans of calling out ridiculous and stupid lies on the internet, as well as long, specific and hilariously overthought tumblr threads. But when the two collide. Oh hell yeah. Anyway beware people lying about magical melons online.
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The amount of dumb in this post is LEGENDARY. You can't cure stupid, but you can help it find its way in this crazy game of life. Thankfully we have patient doctors around to help the cause.
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One of our favorite personalities Mark Hamill tells some old Star Wars stories and in the process does a stern, no-nonsense Harrison Ford. The guy also has a pretty awesome twitter presence, like the time he roasted ridiculous Luke Skywalker action figures.
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Tiny lab ware are the most adorable little treasures on the planet. Yay tiny science! These are just too cute to handle. Brace yourself for max levels of scientific cuteness in this Twitter thread. Sometimes we need a little break from all the fails.
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"No worries, I'm not crazy like your ex." Run, run for the hills! This guy dodged a big bullet with this Tinder match. Brace yourself for unhealthy levels of tireless pushiness, cringe, and anger. Like, she seems mad at something more than half the time. Yikes.
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Get your Sunday roast fixins while they're hot. These people submitted themselves to Reddit's RoastMe community, and proceeded to get absolutely rekt. No doubt about it. If you're in the mood for more roasts, check out 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets here.
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We get a raging sense of justice when we see liars get called out on social media. It almost makes you feel like there are actual repercussions for dishonesty in this world. Anyway, here are some times people got called out for their falsehoods, large and petty.
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This oblivious café customer encounter is any of us just trying to make it through another day without being an absolute failure. The struggle is real, and it plagues us often. That being said, we can't verify whether or not this story was pulled out of thin air altogether. Hard to say. Still entertaining to imagine it going down!
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You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these.
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These awkward freudian slip ups are our new favorite kind of news bloopers. Some cringeworthy gold in these.
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