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Wednesday, February 3, 2016
This Daddy Longlegs Trapped in Amber is Having a 'Hard' Time
Have you ever wanted to see a 99 million-year-old spider penis? I bet you thought that wasn't even an option but here it is, preserved in amber:
Most spiders use a modified leg to procreate but the harvestman, also known as a Daddy Longlegs, has a special attachment for that sort of thing that is normally hidden inside the body of the spider. This ancient Daddy Longlegs is unique, he is the first to be found in such a 'passionate' stance and the shape and size of his baby maker has prompted researchers to declare a new family of arachnids based on this finding.
Submitted by: (via Discover Magazine)
Win Your Next Snowball Fight Guaranteed With a F**king Machine Gun
A Deer Wrecked This Empty House and Left It Like a Murder Scene
This Toddler's Message is Crystal Clear, No Silblings
How Quickly Can You Open and Chug a Beer Without Any Tools?
Man Looking for Bearded Clams on Craigslist Gets Trolled With Pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio's Majestic Beard
The photos ahead are technically not unsafe for work, but there is one poorly photoshopped hairy bush and some grainy close-up beard photos, so beware of roaming bosses/teachers/parents/etc.
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This Woman Wants a Lifetime Supply of KitKats Because She Ate One Without a Wafer
Saima Ahmad, a law student in England, decided to practice what she's been learning when she bought an ate a KitKat that was missing that tasty center wafer part.
As she told Yahoo! News, she has written a letter of complaint to Nestle demanding a refund and adequate compensation for the mishap. Citing "monetary and emotional" loss, she has asked for a lifetime supply of unlimited KitKats and says she would consider taking further legal action if her demands are not met. It may sound unrealistic but she has said, “I’m trying my luck, if you don’t ask you don’t get.” So hopefully she isn't really expecting unlimited candy bars.
Submitted by: (via @Daily_Star)