Thursday, May 7, 2020

Impatient Choosing Beggar Pesters Artist, Artist Handles It


As long as the choosing beggars continue to present themselves, it's up to the rest of the world to serve them up reality checks, free of charge. This particular impatient choosing beggar experienced a nice wakeup moment, after pestering an artist to rush a free drawing, after they already received one free drawing. The artist absolutely delivered. 

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Text - needs to be drawn U can draw for me and my wife? For free not paying u since u arent registered I don't draw for free But u can draw for practice If I ever want to practice and have no inspiration I will message you

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Text - Hm ok I need it by April since my wives Birthday. So do it by then I'll do it whenever I'm free, I can't promise doing it before April.. Where do you live Why? I am calling the police on u BITCH You think u can get away doing ILLEGAL stuff? BITCH!

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Text - 21 March, 1:01 am Okay.. I'll do it before April 21 March, 5:00 pm Hahahahaha gọt scared of police? Yeah Good stay in your senses 7:45 pm

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Cartoon - Done? I like your recent post Do it this way

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Cartoon - Do it this way I like your cartoon one too, you can do these ways Can I see progress I haven't started

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Text - HURRY UP You're not even paying me... Do you really think it is fair of you to boss me around like this? It is quite rude. If you really want a drawing that fast, I will give you one really quick but do not complain if it doesn't reach your standards.

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Text - Ok do asap. Even sketch is Ok New messages WTE IS THIS! WTF? 10

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Text - 00 WHAT IS THIS? WTE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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Trashy Behavior that Belongs on Mount Garbage


If you're like anyone else, it's hard to escape garbage moments made possible by shortsighted people who aren't thinking with everyone's best interest in mind. There are crook landlords, people stealing crap, and some massive disrespect just floating around the world. This trashiness belongs on Garbage Island.

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Neck - By Fiance gets back from deployment in 2 days!!! HOW DO I GET RID OF THESE 8.4k 418 1 Share Y BEST COMMENTS O 3 3 Awards Make up, loads and loads of make up. Preferably white. Cover the face area as well to match the neck. Get yourself a red nose to finish the cover up. That way you can look like a clown since your relationship is a fckin joke.

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Text - to whoever is stealing bird feeders PLEASE STOP I'm self isolating, and in a vulnerable group. In a lonely time, the birds are a primary tonic for me, one of the main things that keep me going. SAC ST

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Sign - TOATHE PRETTY YOUNG GIRL IN THE PINK PANTS THANK You FOR THE VIEN!

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Text - 1:56 google.com brobible.com brobible Pastor Kenneth Copeland Blows Virus Away, Says God Told Him He Needed To Raise $300 Million Of Income This Year By Jorge Alonso 20 mins ago Pastor Kenneth, one of the richest televangelists in the United States, has waged war on the virus that has put much of the country at a standstill. ч+

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People - Lularoe Can't take the #LuLaRoe out of the girl! How do you Roe? All of my girls loved their leggings surprise in their gift bags! Best day of my life! #lularoeleggings #weddingday #lularoewedding #.. Continue Readin

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Face - If you don't have joints as eyebrows are you really a stoner? O Pot

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Dog - Animal O Like Page Shelter is with. L'egCaa and 28 others. Yesterday at 14:16 • O This is Javier and he was surrendered today because his kid would not do his homework. Javier is a big friendly guy who is already microchipped neuter. See More Javier

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Stemware - ya i stole this from some airbnb we love a souvenir C

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Soil - A patient was smoking inside the emergency room at St. Vincent's in Middleburg and caught a bed on fire, according to Clay County Fire Rescue. Around 50 people inside the ER had to be evacuated. The patients have since been moved to a different part of the hospital. Action News Jax

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Clothing - 23:22 * Vo) ll 8% i↑ LTE1 , Victoria, 19 University 70 miles away Boyfriends got a tag and a curfew, so available past 10pm only SHARE VICTORIA'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS

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Text - Indy World @IndyWorld Millionaire who tried to charge Philadelphia almost $1 million to use empty hospital has property vandalized Millionaire who tried to charge Philadelphia almost $1 million to us... independent.co.uk

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Vehicle registration plate - April 15 at 2:35 PM O traffic stop of the day!! Seems legit... Spoiler Alert... it was not NO CALIFORNIA 2020 NoV Ae961366 JE305P and 682 others 99 Comments 401 Shares Like ל Comment Share

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Motor vehicle - IM NO GYNAECOLOGIST KBUT ILL TAKE A LOOK..

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Face - Reno man charged with stealing surgical masks from VA hospital

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T-shirt - WIDE ARENA F906 AREVATONS ANGRY SEX WITH TA'LOR SWIFT IS ON MYBUCKET LIST

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Text - Landlord Today You got your stimulus, just asking are you going to pay rent or part of rent with any. I am trying to close out the books for April Wed 4:07 PM How do you know I got my check? Wed 4:20 PMd O Because I had to check several people today and checked yours also Wed 4:21 PM People were calling me Wed 4:21 PM D How did you check it? Wed 4:21 PMdO Online Wed 4:22 PM Where? Wed 4:22 PMdO Irs Wed 4:22 PM So you accessed this information on the IRS website? Did you like need to use m

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Sky - Nobody : Manteca: Doctors Hospinal DESWORK HEEO YOU ROCK Omg manteca is crazy

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Vehicle door - 6:55 ... 1 PM · 8 Another reason to wash your hands before touching the gas pump hose. Haha Comment Write a comment... (GIF :) ||

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Child - Flat Earth Scotland Tuesday at 7:41 PM 6 I taught my daughter the truth about Flat Earth and the other day we were in the toy shop and she spots a globe. First thing she said was "What is this nonsense? Why does the toy shop preach lies!" 31621

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Cartoon - METRO FOLLOW FIRSTPERSON Iam in self-isolation with my husband but I sill sneak out to see my boyfriend By Sally Wright April 7, 2020 at 3:37 AM 5 MIN READ

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Text - Suspect Detained After Allegedly Stealing Medical Masks, Gloves From Fremont Nursing School Unitek FREMONT (CBS SF) – A 35-year-old San Jose man was detained after allegedly burglarizing Unitek College's nursing program and stealing medical supplies including medical masks, sanitation wipes and protective gloves. cbslocal.com - 2h

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Mark Hamill's Impression Of Harrison Ford Is On Point


Yup, yet another reason that Mark Hamill is awesome. That Harrison Ford impression is really, honestly, quite good. 

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"Robert E.T." is The Height of Stupid Brilliance


Here's a video that took the Ken Burns Civil War documentary and remorselessly smooshed in a much E.T. as it could handle. Dear god it's so stupid and wonderful. Bravo.

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Tumblr Post: Escaping From A Coffin If Buried Alive


Well, well, this quick and informative Tumblr post provides just the kind of knowledge that one would sincerely hope they never have to employ. Yes, we're talking about making an escape from a coffin, if one ever finds themselves in the predicament of being buried alive. Hopefully, it's knowledge that never needs to be used. But here it is anyways. Good old Tumblr pulling through in the weirdest of ways, yet again. 

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Text - laufie How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin. It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself. 1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there's only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screa

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Text - 2 Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.) 3 Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: knot collar Science

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Text - This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 6 Whatever you do - your main goal

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Text - lilmuneca this is one of my biggest fears so this is helpful Source: vk.com

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Plumber's Customer Won't Pay In Full, Sweet Grout Revenge Ensues


Man, this is a fine example of why it pays to be a reasonable, good human being, and not mess with your servicemen. This plumber was just doing his job, to the requirements asked of him, and the clients decided to make a mess of the whole peaceful operation. Clearly, they were trying to skip out on paying the whole bill. So, the plumber was extra sweet with finishing up the job. What might seem like a petty revenge on the surface, really evolves to be more of a cold and calculated pro revenge that likely haunted the folks for a long while after the job was "done."

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Text - 1 3 2 Sweet revenge I was told y'all would appreciate this. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did :) My father is a plumber. Great guy, does the work you want and does his best on every job, acting like it's his own home, to try to make sure the customer is satisfied. He was doing a job at a home where they wanted a complete bathroom remodel. Asking the owners of the home the whole way through specific things

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Text - Where they wanted the sink, shower, toilet to be located, What kind of tiles, what designs for said tiles, Even down to what color grout they'd want. He did everything to their specifications, and on one of the last days of work (the day he was grouting everything) they decided to say it wasn't the correct tiles, they didn't like it, and were going to pay him HALF of what he quoted them. Half of what he was owed for this two week long job (two weeks being a decently short amount of time t

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Text - He only got paid half, but much more than that they had to spend on bug sprays, for years. Years. Nothing could keep the bugs away from that sweet, sweet bathroom. (According to a neighbor of theirs, who was a friend of my fathers) Don't fuck with your serviceman. Pay them. Don't be a prick or they may just be extra sweet. Edit: okay, because it seems that not everyone wanders comments for answers first like I do: No, there was not paperwork. (See below)

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Text - -My father has started this business on his own from the ground up, and does most things on a handshake and good faith basis, which has (obviously) screwed him over a time or two but thankfully few and far between. He is NOT a 'take this person to court' person. Never has been. Eats the loss and moves on, sometimes a gold story like this comes out of it, sometimes we just lose money.

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Text - -Yes, it's real, but thanks for your useless negativity. -Yes, obviously it screws with the stability of the grout, which is why they had to have it redone about a year later (they were not bright people and blamed the degrading grout on the sprays/bombs they used) -yes, even though it was redone, they still had issues with ants/bugs for years. They regrouted but the sugary grout residue is still there, nicely screwing with them :) (according to the neighbor who has recently updated my fa

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Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend


Oh man, "Chad the Alpha" is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she'll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

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Text - Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can I talk to you about I guess so what about her

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Text - I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close. I know you're her boyfriend and all but I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her? I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me That's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply. You need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get tf out of my dms

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Text - LOL You know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that then the truth, which is that she met a nice, charming alpha male You betas are all the same.

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Text - Wtf did you make her block me Tbh I should thank you I didn't even want that ugly whore anyway have fun with her though beta Double tap to like You're insane

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