Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Woman Films Church Leader Fat Shaming Her For Wearing Jean Shorts


A viral video from Twitter User @Roo_Jenna, captures a nasty church leader shaming a hysterical young woman for wearing jean shorts at church, based on her body. This is just brutal, and you can hear the terror in her voice, as it looks like she's trapped in the bathroom. 

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Guy Hides His Staple Addiction, Family Thinks He's A Junkie


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Sometimes you just absolutely love breaking apart staples...to the point that it convinces your alarmed family around you that there could be something darker, more ominous, and potentially drug-infused afoot. 

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Tumblr User Called Out For Bringing Politics Into Pixar's Tribute To Hawaiian Legend, Iz


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You f**king walnut is my new favorite way to correct a mouth-breather doing their thing. Also, rest in peace Israel Amakawiwo'ole. You were a true legend. 

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Guy Tries To Rob Drug Dealer Over $40 And Crashes His Car


Hundreds of dollars in damage over $40 worth of weed. It is time for a serious life assessment, my dude. 

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35 Employees Share The BS They're Dealing With At Work Right Now


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AskReddit users are sharing what kinds of BS they're currently dealing with at work, and you can just feel the frustration in these posts. Nothing like having a boss who doesn't understand time, or one that skims over those days you requested off, and makes you come in anyways. Oh, and shoutout to anyone dealing with a co-worker that cuts their nails at work. What kind of madness is that? Just a little hard to focus with that kind of personal hygiene maintenance going on in the background. 

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25 Unfortunate Moments That Show How Life Is Unpredictable


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Even if you account for every little variable in your life, something will happen that you completely didn't expect. Usually it's something bad. It could be as small as spilling spaghetti on your clothes, or as large as spilling a truckload of apples all across the highway. These people found out the hard way that life is packed with moments of failure and misfortune.

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Twitter Fights Back Against Viral Ice Cream Licking Challenge With A Germ-Free Twist


Twitter users fight back against gross viral video challenge of ice cream licking, by posting videos of themselves buying ice cream safely.

Can these idiots leave sacred things like our ice cream and more recently our Listerine alone? Sheesh!

In case you missed it, humanity's collection of mindless mouth breathers have gone full stupid again. This time they're committing federal crimes and licking containers of ice cream for an absolutely idiotic viral video challenge. The Blue Bell Licker got the whole mess started, and her case has since been moved to juvenile court. Before the authorities learned she was a minor, she was looking at facing a potential of up to 20 years in prison

Fortunately, we have some Twitter users who are seizing the discouraging moment for all of its meaningful potential. They've proceeded to fight back and drown out the stupidity by posting videos of how you are supposed to purchase ice cream. 

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Guy Asks Girl On Tinder To Send Him Nudes By Writing A Sonnet


A guy writes a sonnet for a girl on Tinder, and asks her for nudes using the first letter of each line of the sonnet.

This guy is the Tinder world's modern day Shakespeare. We're used to seeing all kinds of shameless immaturity and mindless, cheesy pickup lines on Tinder. This is special, something different really. He worked with the words to craft up a clever sonnet that just had to have helped the cause for his Tinder match considering a second date. We can't imagine there wasn't anything less than serious consideration. 

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Walmart Customer Gargles Listerine And Spits It Back, Then Returns Bottle To Shelf


A Walmart customer was filmed gargling Listerine, spitting it back, and then returning the bottle to the shelf. Stupid is as stupid does. And it does not get much more idiotic than this. This video follows the viral video of a girlwho was filmed licking some Blue Bell ice cream for an "internet challenge." She's since been pursued by authorities and her case has been moved into juvenile court due to her age. Before that she was looking at a potential scenario involving her facing up to 20 years in prison. 

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A Game Of Vegans Trying To Guess Who's The Meat Eater


This strange game of vegans trying to guess who the "meat eater" is amongst them would've been nice and chill, if it weren't for the one angry vegan who insisted on accusing everyone around her. 

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Tagged: FAIL , cringe , ridiculous , vegan , food , funny , Video

21 People Share the Worst Advice They've Ever Received


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If you want terrible life advice, there are a lot of places you can find it. Even if someone thinks they have your best interest at heart, they might not exactly have the proper wisdom to be helpful. Here are some really bad ideas. Some folks dodged these bullets, others regretfully went through with them.

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10 Times Liars Got Called Out On Social Media For Making Stuff Up


A series of liars get called out on social media for trying to trick people with their lies.

The internet's overstocked on people ready to spew their latest round of BS. We just ran a bit on an axe-throwing/beer-serving business owner putting a lying reviewer in his place. And man, is it so sweet and satisfying to see people put on blast while they're in the middle of weaving their web of lies. 

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Guy Gets in a Row with Treasurer (Again) Who Found His Viral Post About Her


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This meta text exchange is an update from the guy who posted this exchange online where he got in a row with a treasurer for a charity who couldn't comprehend a payment plan. It's a good case study in miscommunication and pretty dramatic read. Anyway, looks like she discovered his post and well, he responded in pretty typical fashion, including posting the ensuing conversation.

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Yelper Cries "Racism" And Then Gets Called Out By Business Owner


Customer complains about business owner being "racist" but then gets called out for lying.

This business owner handled a whiny, lying Yelper in glorious fashion. They tried to complain about the business being "racist" and got dealt with real quick. You've got to love that ending when he goes, "if I could give you a rating you'd earn zero stars." 

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Town In Florida Fines Man $30K For Not Mowing His Lawn, Threatens To Foreclose On Him


Why not fine him a million dollars a day and a kidney? Let's really just get this show started. The fact that they apparently hired a PR firm for $25,000 to say something nice about them is really the icing on the cake. 

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Guy's Girlfriend Cheats On Him So He Asks Reddit To Roast Him


Guy's girlfriend cheats on him so he asks people to roast him on Reddit.

Sometimes you find yourself recovering from a gnarly breakup where your girlfriend cheated on you, and you decide that you just need Reddit to roast the absolute crap out of you. This guy found himself in a world of hurt, so he asked for the roasters of Reddit to do their worst. They didn't disappoint. 

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10 Times Tumblr Proved There Are 2 Types of People


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Tumblr is a creative place where people do the math on Ice Cube songs and make earth-shattering dad jokes, but mostly it's people shooting comments at each other. You can tell a lot about a person by how they present themselves online. In one camp we have the earnest ones trying to reach out for a connection, share their art, or tell a wholesome story. Then you've got the fun people. They're much more fun.

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Internet Determines Guy Is an Ass for Eating over 3 Feet of a 6-Foot Party Sub


AITA Reddit thread about eating half a sub at the party

First of all, let's not deny that this is actually incredible. Usually people ask if they're jerks over something like their disowning their sister for marrying their bully, but damn, 3 feet of sub? Eating over half of a sandwich the height of a man is a tremendous feat that many of us wish we were capable of. That said, eating that much of a sandwich intended to feed a whole party is definitely a selfish move. He was sort of measured about his approach, but that wasn't enough to cover the fact that a whole lot of sandwich went missing.

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Crazy Woman Wants To Fight Over A Gopher Hole, Threatens To Call The Police


Control issues combined with angry neighbors make for the best videos. "You should take etiquette lessons." 

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