Friday, December 27, 2019

Irish 6-Year-Old Insists On Going To The Pub


Definitely a future hostage negotiator!

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A Guy in 2011 Buying Pizza With What is Now A Fortune in Bitcoin


This dude converts about 19 bitcoin into money for a pizza delivery in a 2011 video for his now defunct bitcoin-to-gift-card service. There was no way of knowing that the currency would explode in value, but this guy is spending the current equivalent of around $140K on a Domino's order.

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Tagged: FAIL , pizza , bitcoin , lol , money

Stormtrooper Destroys Lightsaber-Wielding Man


Take a seat!

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Comedian Gets Answer He Wasn't Ready For, Handles It Like A Pro


He wasn't ready for this extremely dark answer at all, but dang did he handle it like an absolute pro. 

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Kid Gets Lightsaber For Christmas, Goes To The Dark Side Instantly


Dad's son commits to the dark side after getting a lightsaber very quickly.

This dad decided to share a hilarious, dark-humored video of his son seemingly converting to the "Dark Side" in a matter of 10 seconds. I mean, seriously. That kid must've held onto the lightsaber for 10 seconds before he made up his mind on going to the dark side. 

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Twitter Users Poke Fun At Week Between Christmas And New Year's


A collection of Twitter replies that are making fun of the week between Christmas and New Year's.

We've entered a strange and dreamlike time of the year, folks. Yes, that infamous twilight zone between Christmas and the New Year. Many are coming down off the highly anticipated holiday of the year, where gifts are exchanged and family members are sometimes packed into tight quarters to play nice and exchange war stories from the last year. And then it passes, and you're left twiddling your thumbs waiting for the year to wrap up. Might as well sit back and enjoy the ride, and the days off if you have 'em!

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Guy Outsmarts His Worst Customer Ever


Reddit user describes how he handled his worst customer ever.

This guy tells the story of how he managed to keep a cool temper (thanks to his wife), and go on to outsmart what was arguably his worst customer of all time. Fair to say that this choosing beggar got so destroyed by this pro revenge that there's no way he'll think about trying his scam on someone else anytime soon!

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Tumblr User Explains How The NORAD Santa Tracker Started As a Typo


TUmblr user explains how NORAD santa tracker started.

What started with a typo in a Sears ad the led straight to a phone at the North American Aerospace Defense Command, the dudes there just kinda rolled with it. In a similar vein, recently Vets on Facebook responded to a question about Santa's reindeer.

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The Weirdest Things About America


A collection of AskReddit replies to the weirdest things about America that Americans don't realize are weird.

Someone on AskReddit asked for non-Americans to share the weirdest things about America that Americans don't even realize are weird. It's amazing how weird your country's normalized behavior can seem to the rest of the world. 

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The Worst Slang Terms That Became Popular In The 2010s


A collection of the most popular slang terms from the 2010s.

Twitter users are sharing the worst slang terms they've come across in the last decade. The last 10 years has provided all kinds of ridiculous slang terms. Some of these really need to go. 

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Puns We Can't Tell If We Love or Hate


Funny puns and wordplay memes.

Many people have a love/hate relationship with puns. They're either the best thing in the world, or the worst excuse for humor you could possibly imagine. Sometimes you've gotta satiate those wordplay cravings and see some silly puns and clever jokes.

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Moments That Show How Kids Are Dumb Little Wierdos


Funny kids being stupid and weird.

Kids may be learning still, but that doesn't mean the things they do aren't strange and idiotic. Kids are weird and dumb. That's just how they're gonna be, and you can't do much about it. I mean, you can help them learn from their mistakes or whatever, but you can also laugh at kids for being stupid and weird.

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The Epic AirPods Disappointment Of Christmas 2019


A collection of Twitter responses to people talking about getting knockoff AirPods for Christmas.

Some people really just wanted to unwrap the AirPods for their holiday gift this year, and ended up stumbling upon some ridiculously lazy knockoffs. These people's spirits are freshly crushed. 

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Fast Food Employee Gives Pranking Teen Exactly What He Ordered


Kid orders nothing and pays money for it.

We remember being idiot kids and doing stupid crap like wasting an employee's time on a joke order. That said, the humor is really lost once you've realized you've just spent money for a joke no one even payed any attention to. Here's a fun workplace prank of an employee who gets fake fired every time an awful customer shows up.

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People Share Their Biggest Online Dating Fails


A collection of AskReddit replies to people's biggest online dating fails.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their biggest online dating fails. Sounds like a whole lot of those dating apps are just designed to let people fail over and over again. What a strange time to be alive, and an even weirder time to try and find a suitable date. 

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