Sunday, November 24, 2019

Bill, The Tinder Profile We've Been Waiting For


Bill, a joke tinder account that's strange and funny.

Tinder is home to many wins, fails, horrifically awkward conversations, insane pick up lines, and phenomenal puns. Sometimes we come across joke profiles that really make the app shine. Bill is strong, sexy and knows what he wants. This even includes some brief conversations from Bill himself.

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Twitter Thread Outlines Significance of "Ok Boomer" Phenomenon


Twitter thread on "Ok Boomer" shows history and significance.

For those not in the know, "OK Boomer" is a dismissive retort often used to disregard or mock Baby Boomers and those who are perceived as old-fashioned and being out-of-touch. Part of this phenomenon is the feature that many baby boomers themselves consider this to be an ageist slur. This in turn has been seen by many as a hypocritical overreaction that has been met with more Ok Boomer Roasting on Twitter. The whole thing has stirred up more discussion and argument about age and politics. Here is a Gen-X perspective and explanation of why "ok boomer" is becoming more than just a thing people say on Twitter.

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Guy Gets Hit by Drunk Driver, Boss Expects Him to Work the Next Day


Guy gets injured, his boss tries to make him work.

When this guy was in a crazy car crash that left him on light duty, his boss wanted him to get back on the job as if he wasn't injured at all. This didn't exactly work out in his boss's favor. Sometimes power tripping bosses get what's coming, like this boss who didn't allow sick days, or this incompetent owner who fired a special contractor.

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Insane And Unexpected Questions From Quora Users


A collection of people acting like complete lunatics on Quora.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people acting like absolute clueless lunatics on Quora. While some of these are surely satire, it doesn't mean that the community of Quora never fails to leave us utterly puzzled over the kinds of WTF questions they ask. Some questions are better off never asked in the first place. 

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Bridezilla Cases That Are Filled With Delusions


A collection of bridezilla cases that are filled to the brim with delusional entitlement.

Bridezillas are obviously the worst part about weddings, and these particular individuals are genuine nightmares. We've got more than bridezillas this time around. We've got a "priestzilla' in the mix, and a good old-fashioned guestzilla that never should've been invited to the big, special day in the first place. 

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Red Flags to Consider When Meeting Someone New


Red flags when meeting new people.

Don't get us wrong, we like meeting new people. It's just that after you've met enough new people, you get a sense of when someone might be dishonest, or potentially meaner than they seem. Here are some dating red flags that made people lose interest immediately.

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Sign's Pun Game Is Too Strong


Funny sign has a lot of puns.

If you can't see how great these puns are, the writing is on the wall. We're fans of dad jokes and stupid puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. A good pun has the ability to make you seem like a genius and an utter moron at the same time. Here are more dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong. And here are some straight up funny signs.

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Customer Lies to Get a Free Washer, Doesn't Get Her Way


Reddit story of a customer who tries to lie to a business and keep two washing machines.

In what world does someone think that if they complain about their new washer being broken that they'll get a second one and just get to have two washers? Seriously. Customers can be a handful but sometimes people get through to them with an honest approach. For when you can't, here are some customer service memes to help laugh away the pain.

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Flat Earther Parents Call Textbook Out For Brainwashing


A collection of parents being absolute nuts on social media.

The comments section is overflowing with ignorance. This is one of those moments you almost just hope isn't real life. To publicly call out a school's textbook for brainwashing your kid, because they're not flat earthers is next-level ridiculous. 

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Man's Story About His Canteen Guy Puts Things In Perspective


A guy's story about the hard life of his canteen guy puts things in perspective.

Given the prompt of a "story that would change how they see the world," this dude answered with an eye opening story about the canteen guy at his work. It starts with his frustration over the guy's lateness, but that quickly becomes justified. If you find yourself in a compassionate mood, here are some wholesome memes.

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Stupid Moments That Prove How Kids are Weird and Dumb


Moments of kids being strange, funny and stupid.

Kids are pretty dumb and easy to trick. Even if no one is trying to make them look dumb, they do a fantastic job of looking stupid all on their own. It's not exactly their fault, I mean, they're completely new here. They basically were in fact, born yesterday. So while kids are dumb and weird, they're sort of allowed to be that way.

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Cursed Toilets that Make Us Want to Take a Shower


Toilets that are scary and weird.

Sure there's toilet humor, but these toilets are no joke. These kinda make you want to crap your pants. Not just cause they're weird and scary, but because a few of us would rather crap our pants than use them. For some scarier thrones of doom, here are toilets with threatening auras.

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Self-Titled Brainiacs Who Stained The Internet with Their Cringeworthy Egos


People who think they are geniuses and brag about it online.

Some people have an underdeveloped sense of self awareness compounded by the belief that they're the smartest people on the planet. They'll brag about the music they listen to, the movies they watch, claim to be smarter than Isaac Newton and complain that they wish they were dumber so they could relate to "normal stupid people." They're not a lot of fun to be around, and they generally make the internet a worse place. So here are some self-titled geniuses who smeared the internet with their cringeworthy bragging.

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Clever Comebacks That Silenced People


A collection of witty comebacks that silenced people online.

We're back at it again with a fresh round of clever comebacks that silenced fools who shouldn't have said anything in the first place. Sometimes people just nail it. We'll never get enough of clever comebacks.

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Twitter Users Share Their Biggest Childhood Fears


A collection of Twitter users share their biggest childhood fears.

Twitter users are bonding over their biggest childhood fears. Nothing quite as spooky as trying to conquer the fear of having a monster under your bed, or even worse, seeing a real monster like a giant spider dart across the room. Some of those childhood fears follow us right into adulthood. 

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