The moral of the story here is that you don't go starting shit with chicks from Boston on fratastic, drunken beaches during Spring Break unless you're ready to eat sand after having your bell brutally rung. Everything about these videos screams chaotic shitshow. Gotta love the ending there when her friend, or more likely -- some random beachcombing vagrant -- tries to rally her with a quick hit of nicotine.
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And just like that we've got our first staggering March Madness upset, as the Wisconsin Badgers knocked out the defending National Champs / #1 Seed, Villanova. Naturally, Nova's loss instantly devastated people near and far.
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Do any of these spontaneous chaotic displays of booze-induced ridiculousness hold a candle to the madness that might've been your St. Patrick's Day last night? Seriously, dude. That was dangerous. A 'holiday' for whatever reason known and praised for offering an excuse to boozehounds near and far to get mindlessly plastered...on a Friday. Anyways. Fair to say these well lit crazies won't be getting the invites back to the next party.
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St. Paddy's day has come and gone, and if social media outlets are any indication; the notorious booze-soaked holiday left many 'a fragile, bleary-eyed violently hungover sweet summer child in its wake. As you prepare yourself to do absolutely nothing with a hearty side of greasy grub, Netflix, and active self-loathing; maybe take comfort in the fact that others out there are struggling even worse than your tired, beaten down soul.
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These are a damn trip. Prepare to question everything you previously took as the truth; or just continually shake your head, and question how someone could let their minds wander so far down the schizoid rabbit hole they lost track of reality altogether. Then again, aren't some of these like kind of surprisingly believable...
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Have you ever wanted to safely stare death in the face and laugh? Now you can.
Sitting atop Mount Langya in Hebei, China, a glass bridge and observation platform allows you to look down at the 1,476 foot drop below. No cables or harnesses necessary, you can get to the top of Langya by cable car and a 40-minute walk. It's that easy for you to risk it all with minimal risk.
However, this is the closest I will ever come to this thing:
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Happy Saturday! It's dangerous to go alone, take these.
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Japan never ceases to amaze when it comes to where and how you can take a bath. Mere months after the announcement of the Spamusement Park, the amusement park/sauna/peetry dish, comes an intense one up.
The infamous Hakone Kowakien Yunessun, Japan's hot-spring theme park (not to be confused with Beppu City, the spamusment park) is opening a maple-syrup bath in celebration of the 60th anniversary of the Japanese food company Morinaga's pancake mix. I feel like a card would've done the trick. Of course, this is already competing with some of the park's other attractions, which according to Grubstreet includes tubs of green tea, red wine, sake, and ramen. Who wouldn't want to swim in these things?
The response, as you can imagine, ranges from the confused to the enthusiastic.
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Working in the food service industry can be a real treat, as any one who has ever done it for any length of time can tell you. Between dealing with those entitled customers who view you as less than human, coworkers who don't show up for their shift in the middle of rush, and constantly shifting expectations from management, sometimes it's a wonder if you clock out of your shift with any shred of sanity left.
If any of that sounds familiar to you, these memes are right up your alley way.
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Maybe it's the brutal winds or the fact that my car is one solid block of ice I'm going to have to deal with on Saturday, but there's something about this video just makes me happy.
There's really not that much to it. A man dressed as Macho Man Randy Savage jumps off his roof into the snow. He doesn't even really do a good impression — though he has that Macho Man entrance walk down. But there's something about his enthusiasm and willingness to jump in the snow without a shirt on that I find endearing. Oh, well, back to the waking nightmare that is my life.
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Hey, it's Saturday morning, and what better way to waste the day than spending 10 minutes thinking about your childhood. After all, you can never get your childhood back, so you might as well think about how great it was not having responsibilities and getting to watch Batman nearly kill some dudes.
This should be a nostalgia trip for many of you, a time when they played cartoons on Saturday mornings only because that was the law. Just kidding. It was just because they didn't know that they could advertise effectively to children yet. Yay!
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Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has always had a certain rhythm to the way he talked. Whether he's screaming about "night crawlers" or "milk steak," Charlie work always hits the right beats. I mean, he is the musical genius behind both "Nightman" and "Dayman."
But what this dude did was unreal. He translated every line of Charlie's infamous "Pepe Silvia" to drums, and it works unbelievably well.
Trust me, this won't be like one of Charlie's other musical endeavors:
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