Saturday, March 7, 2020

Short Wholesome Thread about Huge Great Dane Adopting Tiny Owl Toy


Tumblr Thread about a big great dane that adopts a tiny owl toy | mirksilua So my dog is 210 pound Great Dane who has never had toy smaller than car tire before, and he always rips them sheds within couple weeks. pic of a shredded teddy bear. Recently my sister got him biggest toy she could find doggy toy section toy owl about size my dog's head. He smelled took delicately his mouth, then just dropped on floor and has barely touched since. But keep finding him with near him while he is sleeping.

This is just a short little wholesome thread about a big dog that had a special relationship with a tiny owl pet. For more moments like these, here are some wholesome memes to restore some sanity. And for more funny sleeping dogs, here are tired dogs sleeping in awkward positions.

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Moments of Cartoon Logic that Make Perfect Sense


Cartoon logic and plot holes that don't make sense | are Spongebob's sleeves attached ? wide shiny eyed spongebob squarepants wearing his krusty krab hat and holding a spatula in one hand and a bucket in the other | So did they have hair or not? lisa and bart simpson skeletons with their skulls shaped like their hair

It's hard to cover up every plot hole of a cartoon that is by definition supposed to not make sense anyway. Some of these are delivered with a wink and a nod by the creators themselves, and others just kinda seem lazy. Sometimes it goes deeper, like how Tumblr explained that the Power Puff Girls are supposed to be freaky handless monsters.

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Kid Has Worst Excuse For Breaking In


You just can't make this kind of cluelessness up. Kid was clearly not ready with the excuse. 

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Girl Isn't Invited To Wedding, Passive Aggressive Response Ensues


Girl isn't invited to a wedding, so she responds with passive aggressiveness | are Do have wedding date set Yes gonna get married on 20th June Oh can come?

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she'd be invited to the wedding of a "friend" she hadn't talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

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James Brown Mashed Up with Motörhead is Kind of Kickass


With the kickass instrumentals of Lemmy with Motörhead and the powerful vocals by James Brown, this mashup works better than you'd think. And it gets extra points for that little Ace of Spades part.

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Follower Submitted TIFU: Bartender Teaches Needy Karen A Lesson


Bartender decides to teach a needy Karen a lesson with a terrible cocktail | worked as bartender college years ago. One evening bar tending wedding rehearsal dinner handsome young man approached and asked Tequila Sunrise with double shot Patron most expensive tequila stocked made him and he proceeded sit at bar and chat with rather than go back his table.

This needy "Karen" ended up being taught a foul tasting lesson by a bartender who was ready to serve it up to her. Apparently, Karen, was putting the pressure on a guy who wasn't interested. The bartender decided to enact an intervention of sorts, by serving Karen an intentionally terrible drink. 

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Man Doesn't Want Baby Till Wife Gets Help For Obsessive Cleaning


Man doesn't want to have a baby until his wife seeks help for her obsessive cleaning habits.

This guy asked people on Reddit whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to wait to have a baby with his wife, until she addressed her obsessive cleaning habits. Some folks in the replies section are suggesting that the process of having a baby would only elevate what could be an existent high anxiety level, for her. Maybe a little time could help. Who knows? 

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Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife


Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle

This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that's why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here's a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.

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People Being Dumb Dumbs In Cars


A collection of images showing people being dumb in cars.

These mental wipeouts from people in their cars resulted in some serious fails. They might make you feel better about your most mindless moments behind the wheel. We're all prone to making a mistake every now and again. Just gotta roll with it. 

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Tumblr Thread: Magenta Isn't A Real Color


Tumblr thread suggests that the color magenta does not exist | inkwingart This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn't actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta serve as considers logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends linear spectrum. TL;DR this color is fake (and also hate )

Some Tumblr threads do a phenomenal job at taking our brains on wild and unexpected brain trips. For instance, this thread that suggests that the color magenta isn't actually a real color. Instead, that it's just our brains "guessing" at a color. 

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Guy Tricks Noisy Neighbor into Smashing His Own TV


Guy messes with his noisy neighbor's TV until his neighbor smashes it.

Having a noisy neighbor who keeps you from sleeping can feel like literal torture. After it kept getting worse, this dude took matters, and aux cords, into his own hands. Here's a similar story of a guy who got cunning revenge on his noisy neighbors.

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Wrongful Times People Were Misjudged


Various times that people were misjudged | reddit posted by LotusPrince Not but my brother he elementary school grades are based on things other than test scores teacher noted on his report card he needs work on his skill at cutting with scissors. My brother is left-handed, and scissors classroom were right-handed people.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with being on the receiving end of wrongful, premature judgments. Judgments are absolutely not always grounded in what is. It's remarkable how many of us can give ourselves over to what thoughts come into our minds, about what defines someone else. 

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Trashy Moments That Stink Up The World


Horrible selfish moments of failure, cringe and trashiness.

Whether it's some lady using a huge tragedy as an opportunity to sell essential oils, a dude using a public water fountain to clean his dog's ass, or having to put up a sign to keep people from huffing whipped cream, there are boundless opportunities for intense trashiness on our planet. For more of this junk, here are some extra trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Employee Discovers Food Allergy At Company Potluck


An employee discovers that they're allergic to bananas while at the company potluck | reddit post TIFU by not realizing allergic bananas, and making my coworkers think l'm dumbass This didn't just happen, this about year ago staff my office 95% southern ladies over 65 years old. They were mostly retired, working part time as office staff. And they LOVED potlucks, they lived them point where had one pretty much every month.

This employee came to learn what constitutes a food allergy, a bit later than they might have expected. The tingling that their brain had registered as perfectly "normal" was an allergic response to the bananas they were eating. Their co-workers must've gotten a kick out of the revelation. 

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Weird Excuses from People Who Were Late To Class


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Teachers have a right to be skeptical of students who are late to class, but sometimes something so specific and weird happens that it lends itself some legitimacy. Here are some wild excuses from late students that turned out to be legit. For more school drama, here are people's school "incident" as well as ways people rebelled against unfair school rules.

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