Sunday, December 12, 2021

"Not My Job" Moments of Unprofessional Laziness


If it's worth getting done, there's always someone else who will probably end up doing it. At least that's the motto of these folks whose bold moves and abject blunders pave the way of professional life. May there never be a well-painted road line or properly installed toilet in our futures. Here are some more "not my job" moments of unprofessional blunderosity.

Spelling Fails That Left Us Emotionally Robbed


Spelling can be challenging, but there's sort of a base level that most of us should be comfortable with by now. That's not the case. We see spelling fails all the time. The really good ones are when people homebrew their own creative spelling of a popular phrase. No, it doesn't make sense to suffer from day jaw food, but that's just how regrettable and dumb spelling fails go.

19 Masterful Trolls From the Grandmaster Himself, Ken M


I feel like when we talk Ken M we need to talk a little big about the GOATs. Because Ken M is one of them. Right up there in the GOAT hall of fame with the likes of Kobe and MJ. Lewis Hamilton. Babe Ruth. Pele. Ric Flair.

Then right there seated at the head of the table you have Ken M himself. His warm smile basking all of them in it's glory.

Nobody has ever been as prolific as our lord and saviour of the internet. The sheer number of hilarious trolls he has pulled is epic.

Worker At Major Grocery Store Gets 'Canned' For Taking A Sip of a 99 Cent Can of Tea While Waiting in Line to Pay For It


I just can not believe that an employer could stoop to such lows. It's one thing to maybe be suspicious in the first instance when you see an employee consuming product on the premises. Sure, maybe I can understand that. But to allow it to go this far and actually send the guy packing is just too much.

It's crazy what some people are being fired for at the moment.  

Absurd and Potentially Horrible DIY Projects


People's motivation to create things is sometimes stronger than their drive to make something tasteful of even useful. At heart, that's a good thing. But in practice, things can get weird. It usually goes one of two ways. For the problem solving pragmatist, there are low budget DIY solutions. And for the misguided artists, there are impressive creations of dubious taste.

Veteran Suffers Horrifying Humiliation When Video Autoplays on His Phone During Appointment


This is absolute nightmare fuel. The kinda thing that you're constantly paranoid might happen at the most inopportune moment. Honestly, I don't know that I could have sat through the rest of the meeting after this. I would have just 'noped' right on out of there the moment I got the video to stop playing. 

From there I would have laid tracks and moved towns, changed my name and you'd never hear from me again. 

I don't know how either of these guys could have sat through this meeting after this. Says something about their willpower. 

For more like this check out this poor bloke who had a horrifying experience when he accessed his mother's phone.

Ridiculous Failures of Photoshop and Judgement That Have Uncanny Appearances


It's crazy how unbelievable everything is these days. You just can't take anything at face value. I never would have realized that these instagram "models" would have been taking their private jet photos on a prepared set. But after seeing it, everything makes sense and I'm ashamed I didn't realize it sooner.

I remember seeing a video last week about how fitness models shove pieces of foam into their leggings and yoga pants in order to increase their 'gains' and proportions before the photo even hits photoshop. I can't say I'm surprised... just disappointed in us

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