Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Guy Sees "Cats" On Shrooms, Has A Bad Time


Guy goes and sees "Cats" movie on shrooms and ends up having a terrible time | tweet by Rob Sheridan T-minus 30 minutes. Things are getting weird. Not really sure strong these mushrooms are so just guessed. My Mom took see touring production cats kid and all remember is HATED long into film will last before have panic atttack

Why on earth would somebody do this to themselves. This guy decided to dive down the rabbit's hole of taking some mushrooms, and then making his universe all the more chaotic and confusing by going and seeing "Cats." Just in case you missed it, the movie is getting all the funny reviews for being a ridiculous mess of a film.  

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Proof that Children are Strange and Stupid


Stories and moments of children being strange idiots | yahoo answers Undecided Question Dumbest rumor heard about yourself? asked by neleigh Vote Best Answer Answerer 1 middle school people were saying home schooled. Even though went school.

Kids are weird, dumb and easily tricked. All we can say is that we were this stupid once too, but that doesn't make kids not stupid. They make irrational demands, have unrealistic dreams, and believe just about anything. There's a lot of evidence out there that goes to show how kids are stupid and weird.

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An Economist's Twitter Thread On People's Investment Strategies


An economist shares her insights from people on their motivations behind different investment strategies.

Economist, Daryl Fairweather, shared a viral Twitter thread regarding her observations about people's motivations behind different investment strategies. At the core of it all, it would seem to get down to people just wanting to be the best off in a worst-case scenario world. 

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Science Diagrams That Look Like Sh*tposts


A collection of science diagrams that look like ridiculous sh*tposts.

This is quickly becoming one of our new favorite Twitter accounts. @scienceshitpost has taken it upon themselves to share the best (or worst) of science diagrams that look like sh*tposts. The resulting array of tweets is nothing short of a comedy goldmine. 

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Guy Believes He's Rev Matching His Automatic Transmission


This has to be a troll. There's no way that this guy actually believes this is a thing. There's just no way. 

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Twitter Roasts Rob Lowe For His NFL Hat, He Responds


A collection of funny roasts regarding Rob Lowe's ridiculous NFL hat | tweet by AndyJOseph Rob Lowe is literally only person who owns an NFL hat FOX CHAMPIONSHIP TIMEOUT PACKERS crowd in sports event men wearing hats

Rob Lowe did not anticipate the reaction he received on Twitter, over his NFL hat. People were quick to poke fun at the fact that the guy showed up to an NFL game, basically just rooting for the NFL. I guess at least Rob Lowe doesn't have to deal with alienating himself from any fans in particular. Based off his hat, his team would appear to be undecided. 

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Trashy Moments Straight from The Garbage Factory


Trashy, cringeworthy and irresponsible behavior.

In life, you never know when someone is gonna instigate a straight up garbage moment. Selfish behavior can come from all walks of life, from any social circle, and in any setting. It happens at weddings, at your job, and just walking down the street. You can't escape those garbage moments that belong on garbage island.

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Retail Workers Share Their Breaking Points Moments


A collection of AskReddit replies to Redditors that worked in customer service and dealt with total nightmares.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that have endured working retail, to share their biggest customer service nightmares. You know, those moments when you're at your breaking point and the Karen in your vicinity is testing the very outer limits of your sanity. 

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Chaos and Misfortune that Injected Itself into People's Lives


failure, mistakes and messes

Your can never be too sure what kind of chaos and failure life will bring you. There are insane snowdrifts that bury your car, people driving through concrete, ruined art projects and dogs chewing through doors. Life is an artist and chaos and misfortune are its implements.

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Weird, Stupid and Funny Signs and Ads


Funny stupid and ridiculous ads and signs.

Signs, advertisements and billboards are a weird game. Every joke advertisement is a bit of a risk. Some are dumber than others. Sometimes a sign's pun game is simply too strong. Some advertising fails, like the magazine layout failsare total accidents. Sometimes signs are just straight up scary.

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Babysitter Leaves Bad Job, Entitled Mom Lashes Out


Babysitter leaves 100 dollar a week job and entitled mom can't understand why.

It's common to see entitled people wanting free and cheap childcare, like this entitled dad who wanted free art and babysitting but gets neither, but you rarely get to see what kind of monsters they can be in detail. This lady seems like an absolute treat...

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Exhausted Parent Accidentally Sleep Trains Whole Family


Sleepy parent accidentally sleep trains the whole family with a cute stuffed worm toy | TIFU by sleeptraining whole family On mobile, sorry, etc. This has been building up 3 weeks, but only just realized last night had baby almost 4 months ago. Unlike wild animals come out walking, human babies are born useless and must teach them do basic survival tasks like eating and sleeping.

We'd bet that a lot of parents out there are bound to relate to this hilariously wholesome accident. Apparently the whole family ended up getting accidentally "sleeptrained" by a strangely adorable little stuffed worm toy thing. Whatever works, I guess. 

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Woman Cuts Up Wedding Dress After Being Cheated On, Sister Complains


Woman cuts up and alters her wedding dress after being cheated on, and her sister proceeds to complain about it | AITA cutting up and altering my wedding dress into functional dress instead giving my sister who can't afford an expensive dress need an unbiased opinion on this because don't know if asshole

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for cutting up and altering her wedding dress, after discovering that her fiancee cheated on her with a stripper. Apparently the sister was upset because she was banking on being able to use it. Honestly, shouldn't it be the (ex) bride's decision on what happens to the dress? 

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Native American Journalist Explains Impact Of KC Chiefs On Stereotypes


Native American journalist explains the negative impact of the Kansas City Chiefs team name and logo | tweet by VinceSchilling So Superbowl this year is 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs. As former Sports Editor, and as Native American journalist have few things say about this Appropriation Bowl. First Chiefs are not honoring Native people explain

Ahead of the big Super Bowl matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers, Mohawk Writer Vincent Schilling, seeks to explain the impact of the KC Chiefs on offensive stereotypes concerning Native Americans and Indigenous people. Schilling's thoughts are definitely making a wave across Twitter.

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People's Experiences With Doomsday Prepper Parents


A collection of AskReddit replies to people that grew up with Doomsday Prepper parents | posted by TheSoviet-Union My father had crates full non perishable food, camping gear, gas cookers name he had he stored bunker he built, which really just big anderson shelter.

People are sharing their experiences with growing up with doomsday prepper parents, or people they've crossed paths with that were just convinced that the apocalypse was looming heavy around the corner. Can't imagine how that could affect a child's outlook on life, if they're growing up around stockpiles of food and other life essentials like the world was about to cave in on itself at any moment. Definitely a stressful environment. 

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