Tuesday, February 23, 2021

Dad Fully Commits To Front Flip, Pain Ensues


Poor dad was just trying to play along as he went about a fun day at a trampoline center of sorts, and proceeded to really bring that poor back of his some pain. Just got to walk that one off, man. At least the lesson was learned when it's all said and done. 

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Arguably Best Skier Alive, Candide Thovex's New Video Is Art


In case you weren't familiar with the ridiculously talented Candid Thovex, after this video you might just be a fan. The truly talented athletes of this world that have mastered their craft have an uncanny knack for making their superhuman feats look effortless. 

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Comedian Gives His Opinion On Flat Earthers


If the earth was indeed flat, don't we think that the cats of this world would've proceeded to push everything off of the earth by now? Like, it's only natural. 

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Rude Customers Get Called Out For Being Entitled And Impatient


It's stories like these that might inspire other folks out there to take action and intervene when they see someone else wrongfully giving a hard working employee a hard time over something that they simply have no control over in the first place. There's enough irrational entitlement in this world to make you feel sick to your stomach. So, when you get someone who steps up like this woman, it can temporarily restore your faith in humanity. 

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Font - 2 10 e 4 S 5 回7 1 Be a jerk to fast food staff? Not while I'm here. L This story happened two days ago. I live in New York and the latest winter storm was just about to hit. Im 25F. Wearing a big poofy red coat and a black hat with a giant puff ball on top, leggings and boots. I'm 5ft 2in, 150lbs. I look like the cuddly teddy bear that I am.

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Font - Every day, I walk to work as 1) our car isnt in working condition, and 2) it only takes a half hour to walk there. Plus I had weight loss surgery a year and a half ago, so walking helps me get some exercise. I was on my way to work just as it started to snow and I decided to stop by the Burger King that was on the way. I put my mask on and entered the building to get in line. When I walked in, an older woman was having her order taken, and an older man was standing near the line. We will

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Font - Kevin: I want a burger. Just a plain burger. That's it. Cashier: ok sir. That'll be this much. Kevin: NO WAIT! He (points to chad) wants a coffee. Chad: medium, 3 cream and 3 sugar. Kevin: yea and please hurry Chad pays for the order, and I step up and place my order. Me: l'd like 2 Spicy Chicken Juniors with onion and tomato please. I pay for my order and stand to wait for it. Now the time is about 11:30am. Lunch rush is in full swing and as I dont have to be to work until noon, I dont m

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Font - About 2 minutes pass. Kevin: cant these any faster? I just want a get my food please?! Chad: I just want my coffee. They cant even give me that. move burger! Hey! Can I The staff ignore them and go about their business getting food out as fast as they can. The woman infront of us gets her food and politely leaves. The cashier places a small to go bag on the counter. Cashier: One bacon cheeseburger!

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Font - I look around, wondering who ordered a bacon cheese burger. Kevin and chad are busy talking amongst themselves about how slow and useless the staff are. A moment passes Kevin: where is my burger?! Cashier: i apologize sir, it's right here. (She holds up the bag with the bacon burger) Kevin: that's a bacon cheese burger. I didnt order no asked for a bacon cheese burger. I plain burger! Get me my burger! Cashier: I'm so sorry for the mix up sir. 'll get it for you right away. Kevin to chad:

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Font - At this point l'd had enough. I'm not ok with people being attacked unless they truly deserve it. And these employees certainly didnt deserve it. I turn to Kevin. Me: you need to lower your voice and speak to them with a bit more respect. Kevin: excuse me?! Me: have you ever worked fast food? Kevin: no. Me: then shut your mouth and wait for your food. I'm overheating in my coat, trying to breathe in this stuffy mask, and I'm risking being late for work. Yet you dont hear me complaining. T

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Font - middle of the LUNCH RUSH! Did you not see the long line of cars outside when you came in? These employees are moving as fast as they can. Unless you can look me in the eye and tell me you know exactly what they are going through, you need to shut up and learn some manners. You're what? 150 years old? That's plenty of time to learn at least the most basic manners!

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Font - With that, I thanked the cashier, took my food and left. I didnt look back to see the look on kevin or Chad's faces. I'm not good with confrontation, and I was shaking from what l'd just done. But I was very proud of myself. I've never worked in fast food, I'd worked in grocery stores for 11 years before I started to pursue my current career in teaching. But my best friend works in a fast food restaurant and I can tell you that they most certainly are overworked and underpaid and customer

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Dumbest Things People Have Ever Said


We've all been there at one point or another in our lives. We're going about our daily business, just trying to check all the boxes without completely failing, and then boom, someone you know, never met, or you ends up spewing out something into the atmosphere that is discouragingly devoid of common sense. Maybe it's an innocent brain fart, or perhaps it's something more ominous, like pure ignorance. This collection of the dumbest things that people have ever said might at the very least serve to make you feel just a bit better about yourself. 

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Font - DerJungeGoethe • 16h My grandma saying I should close the windows so the WiFi signal doesn't go out. G Reply 167 3 ...

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Font - redshoeMD • 16h I work in an emergency department and am used to opening doors and saying "hi I'm redshoeMD one of the doctors here." After a long over night shift, a mason came to repair my steps and I answered my front door with the same phrase. G Reply 1 132 3 ...

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Rectangle - Haboobalub • 11h It's not something I said but I did try to scrub a shadow out of a carpet once. Someone put a sticker on my window. G Reply 1 39 3 ...

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Font - revjor · 15h I got into a 10 minute yelling match with my old roommate over him saying, "Insects are not animals." Reply 72 3 ...

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Smile - StevesMcQueenlsHere • 16h When Jessica Simpson questioned on national TV why her can of Chicken of the Sea tasted like tuna. A G Reply 18 3 ...

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Smile - TwerkingStormTrooper · 17h "I thought the dryer uses water"- u/ TwerkingStormTrooper circa 2010 G Reply 1 183 ...

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Font - Timmeh007 · 14h "I've lost my phone!" To my friend who I was currently speaking to on my phone... I didn't feel it in my pocket anymore and forgot mid conversation. G Reply 13 3 ...

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Font - ShadedSpaces • 16h I'm a pediatric critical care nurse. I'm used to parents asking about baby milestones. But this one time... standing bedside, gazing their infant son, parents asked me very seriously, "At what age do babies stop seeing ghosts?" I bluescreened for at least 10 seconds. G Reply 184 ...

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Rectangle - Starr_fall • 13h Back in 2014 I still vividly remember we were eating dinner, and my brother is chewing with his mouth open while my sister is talking. My dad, still thinking about her talking but talking to my brother said "Talk with your mouth closed." and my sister just went silent immediately. G Reply 1 10 3 ...

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Organism - Outside-Question • 16h Someone bragged about how hard their family worked to get wealthy. They had inherited land that had been worth very little for over 100 years and all of a sudden 40 years ago some developer wanted to build a massive shopping centre on it and paid a fortune for it. Reply 76 ...

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Font - HJF2800 • 12h So I was helping my friend do math and this was our conversation. "Ok now whats 8 + 2" "Uhhhhhh" "Its nine" "Oh yeah" "I was kidding its eight" "jerk" we were in 6th grade Reply 1 9 ...

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Rectangle - SlyFunkyMonk • 15h girl said foxes were mythical creatures, and she turns to her friend for support. She nods, "yea, just like deer ain't real." we were seniors in HS. G Reply 74 3 ... +

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Rectangle - PurpleFig1665 • 16h "How does the sun like know what to do?" My youngest brother when asking how day/night cycles work. G Reply 1 16 3 ...

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Font - Bootswiththafurrrrr • 12h "No wonder Il'm so dehydrated, all l've had today was a Popeyes biscuit" G Reply 4 3 ...

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Font - Do you work here ? No Barbra I just stand here In this shops uniform for no reason + G Reply ...

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People Who Missed The Joke By Light-years


Contrary to popular belief, a lot of folks are pretty clever. But sadly, there are just as many people who aggressively won't get the joke. As a general principle, when someone says something incomprehensibly dumb but it also has a whole bunch of likes or people responding with any form of "haha" then it's reasonable to assume that that thing they said is some kind of joke. You don't want to be the kind of person responding to a joke as if it's an assertion, or you just might become one of the many ranks of mockable people who desperately didn't get the joke.

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Mode of transport - MAG-LEV ALTERNATIVE FOR HIGH-SPEED RAILWAY: TRAIN CAR SUSPENDED BY LEVITATING DOCTORS 00 DOCTORS CONTINUALLY REPULSED BY LINE OF APPLES 企仓介仓介介 "RAIL"= LINE OF APPLES (REPLACE DAILYI) ib 1.3K 96 Comments • 294 Shares O Like Comment Share Misunderstanding is such a thing. Like Reply

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Smile - Girl takes a selfie using the world's first hovering camera MAR WISH. MAKE (AWis VISH. GIVE UP E- WÍSH. nevens $69 but there's clearly someone holding it 2d Gefällt 3 MalAntworten

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Automotive tire - First ever picture taken of a black hole in a visible light spectrum. No this is a cat

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Tableware - Replies Dusty Shackleford 1 year ago "If people don't like garlic or onions just take them out" Yeah. Take them out as in mafia style. 1 102 回5 Add a public reply... Your Name Here • 11 months ago (edited) @Dusty Shackleford, He meant, just leave them out of the recipe.... 凸1 史

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Facial expression - The Onion O @TheOnion 2d Christopher Nolan Still No Closer To Understanding End Of 'Tenet' After Watching Dozens Of YouTube Explainer Video bit.ly/2Z2rGJI 55 17 782 O 7,233 2d What?! How could he not understand, he's the director. Whats wrong with news nowadays?

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Water - Tuesday at 1.24 PM aivuI. Tuny. Monday at 10:00 PM O DID YOU KNOW? SCUBA DIVERS ROLL BACKWARDS OFF BOATS BECAUSE IF THEY ROLLED FORWARD THEY WOULD JUST GO INTO THE BOAT O Like Comment A Share nd 14 others 2 Shares Actually its because it's easier and safer to walk backwards with the fins on. Rolling in backwards keeps your b.c.d. in place and regulator from knocking you out. Plus the tank is heavy af. It's just all around easier. 22h Like Reply Write a comment... GIF

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Muscle - 5h • i.redd.it 1 11 4 9 16 A 11 I'm not wrong Hammer was invented in 8000 BC People in 7999 BC: 1 17,3k + . 259 Share Award doesn't make any sense lol. - Reply 1 -6 +

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Furniture - 1 hrs · O I could make this in a day It probably took a good year or two to make this table...

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