Monday, February 20, 2017

21 Utterly Mind-Bottling Facts


After Getting Evicted, They Found Out That This Dude Really Liked Bud Light


What would they find in your apartment after you die? A bunch of comic books? Some mustard? Your cat eating your corpse?

Well, after this dude got evicted, they found a mountain of Bud Light cans. Apparently, they were hoarding them instead of paying rent. Makes sense to me. 

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Stephen Colbert's 2017 Remake of "The Usual Suspects" Is Keyser Söze, Meaning It's Very Funny


I don't know about you, but I love Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects. Easily one of his best films, if not one of the best movies of the 90s — and Gremlins 2: The New Batch came out in the 90s. 

Ok. So it isn't as good as Gremlins 2, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy this quick parody of the movie from Stephen Colbert. 

49 More Times Parents Were Assholes to Their Kids


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Here are more times parents were total assholes and certainly not trying to help their kids in any way. 

Round 1 is here.

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17 Women Describe the Smoothest Ways They Were Asked Out


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Pick up lines and the like can be cheesy and cliche, but these stories are living testament to the fact that a good pick up line or approach to asking someone out can go a long way.

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Girl Goes on a Date and Gets the Ultimate Assist From Her Best Friend


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It's nice to know your friends have your back. A good wing man (or woman) can go a long way when trying to make advances on someone. Good friends will also be there to lend a hand when you're fretting over that first date. Well, this girls friend took it one step further in order to ensure her first date went off without a hitch. 

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50 of the Most Miserably Unfortunate Names Ever to Bestowed Upon People


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Having grown up with a last name that is often mocked for having components of phallic innuendo, I can relate to these poor souls a little bit. Like I can't even imagine what kind of verbal abuse they went through growing up. 

I like to imagine each of them lead lives similar to the Boy Named Sue.

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This Is the Most Tinder Conversation Ever Had


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Parenting 101


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Tagged: etsy , parenting , ebay

29 Examples of Everyday Genius


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These people aren't winning any awards or deriving new formulas or anything, these are just your everyday ordinary geniuses 

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