Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Bill Nye Handles Rude Host Like A Boss


Mad props to Bill. The legend handled this blatant show of insensitive disrespect like the national treasure that he is. 

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Seriously Lucky Dude Avoids Bad Crash


A lot can happen in 9 seconds. In what looks like an excavator and Jeep swerving to avoid each other, they manage to swerve back into each other, preventing a direct hit to that guy with a bike.

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Tagged: wtf , cars , crash , machine , lucky

Jonah Hill's Coffee Carrying Method Alarms Twitter


Some recent pictures surfaced depicting Jonah Hill's coffee cup carrying technique. Suffice to say, some folks on Twitter were surprised and unsettled. Does it really matter, no? Is this the kind of ridiculous topic we love to focus on while taking our minds to recess? Yes. Maybe Jonah's just one amongst many that live life on the edge, while holding their coffee cups in such a way that the whole cup could drop at a moment's notice. 

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Street fashion - jocelyn @deadlilbird inspiring that jonah hill still carries coffee like this, he hasn't learned from the incident, thus he is an everyman Work in Pr ess LOVE EARE LGBTO YOUTH SI SLOSED USE AY ker St un EBEC

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Text - taylor @RatherEatRandyy Personally i can't BELIEVE he's holding his cup like That again. He fears nothing

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Text - CJ Adamson @SeeJMan It gives me anxiety every time I see how Jonah Hill holds his coffee

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People - lil sebastian @_yungdeb Replying to @djfoxxtrott can't believe he'd hold his cup like this again INOX EQUINOX LQUINOX >

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Text - Claire Mouton @Clairemouton1 The way Jonah Hill holds his iced coffee is reckless >

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Tattoo - i was never given a name @emmalynnbb Replying to @djfoxxtrott and @powerxserge has he learned nothing

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Text - flor E☆ @littlewomenfilm NOT JONAH HILL STILL HOLDING HIS COFFEE CUPS LIKE THAT ?/!:?:? HE SHOULD'VE LEARNED A

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Text - uncle nole @jenneeferrrr_ The way Jonah Hill hasn't learned his lesson smh

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Text - liv @fallenangelss he's still holding his drink like that ... those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

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Product - Destiny:BLM 100 @DestinyFletch13 Replying to @djfoxxtrott Look at the woman behind him.

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Tumblr Thread: Crying As Self Defense Against Karens And Kens


This quick Tumblr thread provides some potentially helpful advice on how to go about counteracting the toxic mess that can be a customer service interaction with a Karen or Ken. Tears, apparently are super effective. Takes a real mean, bitter, and senseless soul to continue badgering someone with insults and entitlement, while that person is crying. 

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Text - beckyloveslife I work retail, and have for many years now. I'm not an easily fazed person and have a Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However, I also have a pretty intense anxiety disorder on top of other mental health issues and when I started 6+ years ago there were some customers who got to me. So, to all the workers facing Karens and Kens out in the wild, here's my advice - cry. If you have the type of relationships with your coworkers and managers that will support you, don't tr

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Text - Nothing terrifies an asshole Karen like the indisputable proof that their actions/words are affecting you as a real live person. They feel perfectly entitled to cuss out a cashier over a wrong order/no cash policy/ face mask mandate but when that person starts to cry and asks them why they'd say such mean things? A whole other story, my friend. There's no way to make that situation look good to the manager they demanded to speak with, either. My manager literally got a security guard fire

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Text - 1. You're not standing there trying to pen up your emotions, crying is a great physical release for negative emotions and you may very well feel somewhat better afterwards. 2. The person who precipitated the situation is forced to not only see you as a person with feelings, but also has to confront the fact that their abuse has consequences beyond themselves. 3. It can actually give your higher-ups leverage to address these situations. 'They yelled at my employee' is one thing, but 'They

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Vegan Girlfriend Demands Man Get Rid Of Cat


This dude's girlfriend demanded that he get rid of his cat because cats eat and kill mice. Um, let's just sit back and let that sit for a second. Okay, moving forward, this girlfriend sat down with the guy and gave him just the kind of toxic ultimatum that screams, "this isn't going to work out." She said she couldn't see a future with him unless he gave up the cat. The cat was just doing cat things. It seems like she was just too afraid to end the relationship for her own personal reasons, more than anything else. 

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Text - r/relationship_advice + Join u/throwRA78wdhsg • 9d 1 1 My (22M) vegan girlfriend (21F) wants me to get rid of my cat I can't believe l'm about to type this but here we go. I've been dating my GF for 7 months. She's amazing and we're super compatible in a lot of ways. She is an outspoken vegan, and she made it clear at the start of our relationship that it was important to her that any potential had similar cruelty-free values. Me, already being a pescatarian, had little difficulty transit

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Text - Then there is my cat, Mittens... I've had her for three years and I adore her. She's such a sweet and cuddly cat. However, my GF was always a little apprehensive around her, and she blamed it on not growing up around cats. After a while we sort of made a tacit agreement to mostly hang out at her apartment instead of mine, so Mittens never really came up again in conversation. Fast forward through all the quarantine stuff. My gf and I have spent a lot of time together during this pandemic

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Text - However, after a lot of talking and planning, my GF sat me down and dropped a bomb shell on me. She said that with this next phase of the relationship, she did not see a future with me unless I was willing to give away Mittens. She said that she believed owning a cat is unconscionable for vegans, because they hunt mice and eat meat, and because the very act of owning a pet is a violation of vegan principles. I was stunned. I told her that I was absolutely not willing to give up Mittens, a

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Text - I got mad and told my GF that I would have really appreciated her telling me about her cat opinions before we got serious. She went on and on about cats killing animals. I ended the conversation there. I was so angry that I left my gfs apartment. And I snuggled with Mittens when I got home! Although the mood soured a bit when my GF sent me a link to a Reddit thread advocating for the extinction of domestic cats. Sigh I think it goes without saying that I am not going to get rid of my cat.

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Text - I've talked to some of my vegan and vegetarian friends and they all think my gf has lost her mind. Some have suggested that it's not about Mittens and my gf just wants an excuse to end it. They probably don't understand why I haven't broken up yet, but I care about my GF so much. I'd hate for this bizarre curve ball to be the end of a beautiful thing. I want to try and work something out. Where do I even go from here? I will not compromise on Mittens and I don't think my GF will compromis

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Text - -Nerze- • 9d 4 Awards She suggested to give it away ? It makes no sense whatsoever... Will it consume less meat with another owner ? Of course not. It's like boasting about your lack of garbage because you dump it all in your neighbor's yard. Reply 23.8k ... nonbinary_parent • 9d 9 Awards This is what I was thinking. It's not about vegahism, it's about control. 7.4k ... >>

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Text - ayecaptainaye • 9d 1 Award As a fellow vegan, no, this isn't even cool. If she truly cared about animals she wouldn't ask you to re-home your cat! It has a loving home! Her way of thinking is ass backwards. If someone told me I am not a real vegan because I have a dog would laugh my ass off and tell them they can have their stupid label, the dog stays, he's family. Just like l'm sure your cat is your family. Reply 8.0k ...

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Text - elderjayk • 9d 1 Award Thank you for doing right by Mittens. You're a good person. Reply 15.4k ...

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Text - Unrealpeople24 • 9d 2 Awards I wonder if this isn't really about veganism but more of her finding ways in an intimate relationship to express control over her partner. The fact that she doesn't possess the skills to be flexible, compromising, or negotiate with a partner is a big red flag to me. As a cat lover, I'm very glad you stuck by mittens! Reply 1 5.0k ...

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Text - sleeeighbells • 9d Anyone who asked or expected me to get rid of my animals would be kicked to the curb. Reply 1 3.2k ...

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Text - crap_whats_not_taken • 9d If you give Mittens to a new home... she's still going to hunt and eat meat. So what exactly is your GF solving here? I think she just doesn't like cats. Reply 287 ...

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Text - monkey_mcdermott • 9d Ô 4 Awards FYI, cats are obligate carnivores. Don't bow into any "vegan cat foods" or anything like that in an effort to make this work. Your cat will get sick, and it will die of malnutrition. Beyond which pets should not be an "until its inconvenient" commitment Reply 6.5k ...

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Text - Chakakhanukkah • 9d O 11 Awards See if the local shelter will allow you to surrender your girlfriend.

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Text - kaylacactus • 9d 3 Awards Your girlfriend is literally the definition of a fucking crazy vegan. And a piece of shit. The extinction of domestic cats? It REALLY doesn't sound like she cares about animals like she claims. Yes cats eat meat. It's the fucking circle of life. A shit ton of animals need meat, it doesn't mean they should fucking die. Holy fuck let her go, she may be great to you, but imo, the second anyone tried to tell me to get rid of my beloved cat they could fuck off for all

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Text - The_Diesel4 • 9d Dude this is not a good relationship? 7 months together and you completely adapted to her vegan lifestyle? Already starting to talk about moving in together and her wanting you to get rid of your cat? Sounds like a super controlling relationship Reply 109 ...

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Text - CJ_MR • 9d As both a vegan and a cat person, fuck her. I've adopted every cat l've ever had. I advocate for and donate to TNR efforts. I volunteer with the Humane Society. The number of cats killed because they are not adopted is astronomical. She's basically advocating the death of Mittens. There is a glut of people giving away cats. Mittens could be killed if you kick him out of your home. An ethical vegan would choose to never breed cats or buy from a cat breeder. But the fact is there

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Text - Pigeon-a-boo • 9d Danger, Will Robinson. It's not about anything vegan. It's about control. Controlling you. Right now it's allegedly about Mittens under the guise of being vegan. Down the road it will be about something else. But rest assured, it will ALWAYS be about control. It will always be you sacrificing something or someone, for her. In her mind (consciously or not), she must remain primary in your life, and you must prove it through your continued actions. Run. Run now. Reply 54 .

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Text - karolinekite • 9d It's a mutually beneficial relationship to have a cat. Yes cats eat meat and there's no way around that, but by eating a vegan diet as a human, the reduction of harm is not suddenly null and void because cat food. If she won't see reason on this, she needs to GTFO. Lots of vegans have animals and there are lots of great ethical reasons to have a pet. Reply 97 ...

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Text - BisquickNinja • 9d Pets are a lifetime responsibility, maybe not yours, but theirs. Cats are obligate carnivores and will not survive without meat. I believe mittens was there first. Reply 19 ...

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Text - dominiquey89_ • 9d Your GF is a fucking idiot. You've also shown her how easily influenced you are. Only being together 7 months and completely conforming to her lifestyle. That's just..wow dude. Completely ludicrous to me. I get it you're young but doesn't mean you need to be that naive. To your young mind this may seem like "a bizaree curveball ". It isn't... trust me. These are gigantic red flags. There were already others before but clearly you ignored them. These ideologies and behav

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Text - swampy_pillow•9d Rehoming your cat doesnt actually provide any benefits to animals. I dont get this logic at all... so its better to abandon a cat to an uncertain future by giving it away, and thereby taking away a possible home for another cat.... all because of a "love" for animals? The ONLY way your gfs request wouldnt be stupid, is if she asked that after mitten's passing you dont get another animal bc its against her values Reply 19 ...

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Text - Brooklyn_Phoenix • 9d As a vegan myself, abandoning an animal who has bonded to you and relies on you for survival just for the sake of a relationship is not very vegan. T also got my dog before I went vegan, and if anyone, vegan or not, told me to get rid of her, l'd be telling them to fuck right off. Besides, even if you were to rehome Mittens, her new humans would most likely continue to feed her meat, so rehoming her isn't going to prevent the death of more animals. You said yourself

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Choosing Beggars With Zero Chill


The world is filled to the brim with choosing beggars and their unyielding, wildly irrational series of demands. These folks will come out of left field, and not even bother asking for a discount; no, they'll just ask for that car or new computer or painting for free. And then, then, free might not even be cheap enough. We're not sure when the world's choosing beggars will ever give it a rest, but until then we have these moments of gross entitlement to shake our heads at. 

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Text - Yesterday at 6:25 pm Hey my sister is birthday is coming up can you draw her for me please O I will send you her photograph then you drawe her Sorry if too much to ask Hi! I do commissions, if you want something realistic i'll charge 45USD, for anime style i'll charge 35USD. I can draw your sister for sure, is there a due date?

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Text - Yes actually her birthday is tomorrow but you can finish by tomorrow evening so I can give her the drawing by 9 PM or something like that I tagged you on the photograph in my account but ignore me i am on the left with white and grey shirt she is on the right pls draw something like that I will take cartoon or realistic but i dont have any money can you draw for free for me please make an exception You want a free drawing? I can't do that sorry.

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Text - 9:08 PM I got 75 I'm in right now 75? Yea I'm in right now Lol Plz I'm in

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Text - We agreed on 180 Yes but all I got is 75 to my name You said you had 160 Yes that was before like 3 days ago

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Text - Yes but all I got is 75 to my name You said you had 160 Yes that was before like 3 days ago I got 75 if not l'm. Heading back to Meet me at N Broadway. Let me know when you get here. 9:33 PM Where you at I'm here waiting for you County jail Meet me in parking lot You need to go inside and turn yourself in for trying to rob me.

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Font - Wendy's @Wendys A 50¢ Frosty is a pretty sweet sight! Grab yours before this deal melts away. Jun 30 How many RTS do I need for a free frosty? O 27 t7 5.1K O 7.9K 9 Wendy's @Wendys Jun 30 It's 50 cents. O 326 t7 30K 89K 15h not everyone is rich t1 620 O 1.5K Wendy's O @Wendys Replying to That's why we made them 50 cents

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Text - Hey man, you do portraits right? I'm thinking of surprising my gf with one for her birthday (which is tomorrow) do you think you could do that for me? 11:08 PM Sure thing man, I'm gonna have to bump up the price a little since it's a rush for me SHAMPING 3 JUL 20-23 Here's a piecel finished today 11:11 PM /

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Text - EC Hey hun! Thanks for texting me back! May I please have contact info for the tutor you're hiring for ? needs all the help she can get this уear. Sure! He's a really great family friend. He was a high school algebra teacher, but he just got a new job as a AP at a middle school in his same district.

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Text - Thanks! I'll give him a call! AAd Question: how much is he charging you? I'm honestly not sure. He's my ex- husband's best friend and I think my ex is covering the cost. I've never hired a tutor before, but l've also never done virtual school either. I'm sure he's worth every cent because I can't do Calculus to save my own life. Subject Text Message

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Text - Marketplace American Girl Doll • $115 Label Chat Mark as Sold If no one will spend the 115$ I will come get it all for 25$ everything for $25? Yes if you can't sell it

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Text - that's an extremely disrespectful lowball offer i have it pending to sell for $100 to someone currently Well American doll went out of business not really

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Text - Marketplace American Girl Doll • $115 Label Chat Mark as Sold So I wouldn't be shocked if you couldn't sell it. 25 is better than 0 lol okay

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Text - People are so sensitive. You legit just got butt hurt over that didn't you Imao not really lol Btw it's for my 3 year old.. 25 is realistic for that situation you got there lol Good luck tho on that Type a message...

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Text - My bf is seriously an inconsiderate person. I wish he can be more thoughtful. He ordered me a cake for my birthday. Ok lah it was quite expensive so shows he got some sincerity. However, he asked me to go pick it up (he is currently overseas temporarily for work). Like come on, how cheap can you get? Just pay the $35 delivery fee, why inconvenience me? I expressed my dissatisfaction to him, and he said it doesn't make sense to pay that much for delivery when the distance isn't even that f

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Text - ALL PRICES HAVE BEEN PRE-HAGGELD FOR YOUR SHOPPING CONVINIENCE We are a non-prafit chanty and we try to make all prices as affordable as possible. 2o0% of profits from our stores support building affordable homes in Ada county

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Text - Sell/Trade 22 mins Babysitter needed Message $100 LOOKING FOR BABY SITTER TO COME TO MY 2 BEDROOM CONDO FROM 6:30 AM 6PM LOCATION: just off the DVP on Eglinton. Two girls 6 and 2 both well behaved and polite MUST PROVIDE FOOD (VEGAN ORGANIC FOOD ONLY!!!) MUST BE SMOKE FREE MUST SUBMIT CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK (WILL PAY $5 UPON CLEAN RECORD, DONT ASK ME TO PAY FOR THE CHECK!!!) WOMEN ONLY!!! MUST WORK WEEKENDS WITH NO NOTICE price listed is weekly. After 6 months, if we are still conducti

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Text - Hey could you stop messaging me. We don't even follow each other. Would u be interested in doing some promotion for us? No thank you Fuck you GTR Sucks Ferrari is better Well your about to get some free promotion NO WAY?!!!! Im just messing with ya U have grown alot brother good shit!!!

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