Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Literally Getting Trashed Tonight, Guys

"I'm Swimming, Okay"

20 People Share Their Nerve-Frying Second Date Stories


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This collection of nervous, hopeful, and cringeworthy second date stories hilariously portrays the strange, and uncomfortable magic that can fall into a SECOND date. If you make/made it that far, you might enjoy reading through some of these. And if you're living that forever alone life, you still might, cause damn, is dating some kind of fail-prone experiment. 

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Twitter Falls Into A Pit Of Feels Over The God Only Knows Cue In Toy Story 4 Trailer


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Twitter's on a well-warranted Feels Trip right now. Thanks Toy Story 4. How about a kind warning next time? Apparently you can add the The Beach Boys love song, "God Only Knows" cue into just about anything, and emotions, weeping, tears, will arise. The reactions from Twitter users who are deep in their feels is entertaining at least. 

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17 Awkward Times Old People Showed Their Age on Facebook


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As technology surrounds us in its cold, lifeless iron grip, more and more old people are having to come to terms with social media as a part of daily life. They have, by no means mastered it. The people over at r/oldpeoplefacebook are committed to documenting this process, as well as the foibles that come with it.

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Best Man Faints And Rescues Audience From Horrible Song By Maid Of Honor


I don't think he fainted because it was SO GOOD. This is gold. And hopefully after they made sure he was okay, every one pushed through the wonderful icebreaker. Those wedding's can get tense, man! 

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Engineer Gets Back At Lazy Evil Cable Corporation With Act Of Vengeful Generosity


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He went FULL Robin Hood mode on this. Sounds like the neighbors didn't have any complaints. Revenge is a dish best served free to all the neighbors in this glorious revenge story. 

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18 Hilariously Vicious Slams That Blasted People Out Of Their Socks


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No one is safe out there, especially when they say something dumb. So keep your nose as clean as possible or you could be on the receiving end of a pride-killing jab that sends your soul flying out of your body. If you wanna see more slams, check these out. 

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10 Triumphant Times Libelous Reviews Got Sacked By The Truth


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Always a soft place in our hearts for fabricated reviews getting torn down by the truth. Whether it's a potential competitor trying to stain the reputation of an upstanding establishment with words pulled out of thin air, or some fool named Zachary trying to give a car wash a bad time over a bunch of nothing; bring it on. When the truth wins, and it's captured in a fiery response from an owner who's had enough, we are all about it. 

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Parenting Summed Up In A Rollercoaster Of 17 Relatable Tweets And Memes


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This one's for all the parents out there just trying to get by. And by the looks of these brutally accurate, apparently relatable tweets and memes, that is NO easy task! It's one filled with struggles and tantrums and humility gained through defeat. 

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17 Tinder Wins and Fails That Swiped People off Their Feet


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It's a wide weird world of casual dating out there. Almost nobody's happy and genuine connections are rare but that doesn't stop these Tinder Astronauts from blasting into each others lives. If you wanna see some strange and hilarious profiles, then check these out.

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21 Men Explain Why They Have Anime Girls As Their Profile Pictures


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At least they're being honest. That being said, the reasoning that goes into any dude's choice to have an anime girl as his profile picture online, is surprisingly strategic, or wholesome, or something else entirely.

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This Koala Crashing Air-Conditioned Car Is All Of Us Trying To Beat The Heat


So we take it that this is like a regular problem for Australians? At least it seems like a koala sneaking into your car is better than big-ass spiders, which also happens. We like it when this little guy tries to figure out what a window is.

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Woman's Insightful Facebook Post On The College Admission's Scandal Goes Viral


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Everyone needs to read this woman's insightful Facebook post amidst the whole college admission's scandal dominating our news feeds. 

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Man Dresses Up As His Dog's Favorite Toy, Chaotic Love Ensues


I feel you on this one, Dawg. Dude had his whole world lit on fire with excitement when the guy walked through the door dressed up as his favorite toy! Talk about a dream come true. 

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Parenting Summed Up In A Rollercoaster Of 30 Relatable Tweets And Memes


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This one's for all the parents out there just trying to get by. And by the looks of these brutally accurate, apparently relatable tweets and memes, that is NO easy task! It's one filled with struggles and tantrums and humility gained through defeat. 

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Twitter Slide Tackles Male Soccer Player Who Says Turf Burn's Worse Than Period Pains


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And to make this even more of a fail this soccer player shared a picture of a woman's skinned knees. Not even his own! My dude, you done messed up real good. 

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Tumblr Thread Dissects the Sheer Insanity of Producing the Original Jurassic Park


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This one's for the dinosaur kids. This Tumblr thread goes into the gritty details of the lengths artists and scientists went to to make the amazingly realistic effects in Jurassic Park. Turns out the film leaves an incredibly interesting legacy. Pretty cool rigs, man.

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11 Freaked Out Individuals Share The Creepiest Thing They've Seen on The Road


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There's nothing that much creepier than driving alone, down a solitary road in a strange part of the country. Lo and behold, people have some weird and freaky stories to tell about the experience. For some creepy trucker stories, check these out.

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French People Fail Miserably To Pronounce Words In English


"Don't publish this, it's too embarrassing!" Yeah, yeah right. Not gonna happen back here at Fail Blog! 

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