Man oh man, it's not every day that you see a race car driver seemingly stare death in the face, and then walk away from the incident unharmed. It'd sure be hard to get back on the road after an incident like that. Then again, it seems like a whole lot of these drivers are just kind of fearless.
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Monday, September 20, 2021
Man Puts On Legendary Wheel Of Fortune Performance
Shoutout to this dude for showing up with his game face on. But also, can we take a moment to stew over the amount of frustration/emotional devastation that must've been had by everyone else who showed up at the same time as this guy to try to win the show. To say the least, it must've been one big bummer.
Professor Requires Students To Attend Class In-Person, Doesn't Show Up Himself
Now there's the possibility that this professor might just not want to attend class because he's a senior citizen, and doesn't want to put himself at risk with everything going on in the world right now. With that being said, it would be a bit of a bummer to have your professor go out of their way to require that you attend class while they're not even there in the first place.
Husband Watches Football Game While Wife Goes Into Labor, Tries Lying About It
It's a pretty good reminder that it's not exactly super hard to be decent. Like, if your wife is probably about to go into labor it might be a pretty good idea to watch the game at home maybe? People's priorities in their relationships can have interesting outcomes, like this fiancé who insisted on being a childless stay-at-home wife. Man, it never ends.
Nostalgic Toys And Things From the 80s and 90s
Sometimes it's hard to place what era our own memories are from, especially when we realized that some of our toys in the 90s were pushing ten years old anyway. Well, our parents did their best, we hope. As time lurches forward and its hooked chains rip us into the future kicking and screaming like some kind of reverse dog sled with human souls attached, it's important to look fondly on the times when our backs didn't hurt. Incidentally, here are some millennial memes for those kids hovering around 30.
Emotional Story About David Bowie Gifting Kid "Invisible Mask"
It's a story like this that can make you suddenly feel like there's a literal army of invisible ninjas running around cutting onions in the room. We have David Bowie basically acting like a literal saintlike figure. It just makes you miss him that much more. So, buckle up for a feels trip.
Wild Classified Ads That Show Humanity At Its Finest
Technology may change, but people stay the same. It's not like any of these people asking for companionship and fights have changed at all since most of this crap moved to the internet. Actually, looser word count restrictions have just made things more interesting, like this Craigslist Ad seeking a wedding date for a Karen Mother-In-Law.
Wildly Questionable Clothing and Fashion Failures
Taste is subjective, and many of us would probably enjoy having a factually inaccurate Nirvana shirt, but when it comes to how stupid clothes can get, the bar has a hard time finding a low enough place to settle. Anyone want a button-up that looks like it's covered in pee? How about some useless zippers? Why not?
Clueless Manager Blows Budget On Software She Doesn't Understand
The thing about investing in something like a new software for your company is that it's generally good practice to understand said software before you make the actual investment. It sounds like this manager was in way over her head from the get-go. So, it's no surprise that she didn't stick around too long after her "lapse in judgment." If this tech support tale got you going, check out this tech support tale about a coworker who demanded a mathematically impossible computer and was then proven incompetent.
Helpful Guy Tips Every Dude Should Know
The reality is that there's so much in this life that we seemingly inevitably have to struggle to properly navigate. A fail pretty much lurks around every corner. If you're lucky you already have that necessary hard-earned wisdom that'll help you sidestep a ridiculous mistake. Maybe some of these guy tips will come in handy.
Important Tips To Help Get A Leg Up On Life
We're all doing the best we can to not completely wipe out and fail miserably at a moment's notice. Unfortunately, sometimes we only end up gaining that hard-earned wisdom through moments of complete and utter failure. Maybe these tips will help you avoid your next potential catastrophe. At the very least, they're worth a look-see.
Real Jump Scares That Happen In Everyday Life
The fact of the matter is that it's hardwired in our human brains to hate being jump scared. This AskReddit thread pays homage to those moments that have happened in everyday life that are straight up terrible jump scares. Maybe this'll bring back memories of your own, where your heart leapt right out of your chest and you were completely beside yourself with genuine shock.
Literally Accurate Moments So Funny They Figuratively Hurt
Does taking things extremely literally make us seem smart? Maybe in the right company. Some people can't handle the technical truth. They say it's "confusing" and "the dumbest thing they've ever seen." What they fail to understand is that it takes the right kind of dumb to seem clever. Most of us can enjoy highly literal moments of technical accuracy.
Funny Signs Kids Are Dumb As Heck
There are a whole lot of signs that kids are dumber than bushels of hammers. Most of us having been kids, it should be no surprise why they're dumb. But at the same time, it sure is a weird reminder of I time back when we used to think car blinkers were magic turn predictors. Kids are so dumb and weird they're almost a different species.
Humans Fail Miserably At Identifying Flirting
Just in case you've ever been caught up in a phase of self loathing over your own incapacity to flirt, this quick Tumblr thread is here to reassure that you are most certainly not alone. In fact, multiple studies have come out over the years that have proven that in general, humans have a hard time at picking up on those flirty signals. If you want some more gold from Tumblr, check out this Tumblr post about how Ash Ketchum is actually a shredded monster.