With just a little creativity and a dash of abstract imagery, almost any noun and verb combination can become a decent sounding insult, you lemon-lipped crotch-punch. Twitter users took the time to come up with and share their own. For some more pointed insults, here are rare insults that struck people to their core.
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This Tumblr user decided to take an attempt at defending their favorite Christmas song, "Baby It's Cold Outside." They offered their analysis on why the song doesn't deserve all the notoriety some people give it.
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This guy is a complete nightmare. Everyone wants him off the plane like yesterday. He manages to make no sense and be absolutely infuriating at the same time.
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Here are some hockey players giving themselves a quick blast of ammonia to shock their systems into game mode. Seems like everyone has a different smelling strategy, as well as their face they make. To be honest it's like watching addicts.
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For anyone that's ever dealt with navigating the tender nature of a shared laundry room, and tried to ensure that your clothes don't get messed with, this one's going to hit close to home. Laundry is time-sapping and irritating enough without someone messing up your process. This person got caught red-handed, and ultimately was dealt the kind of petty revenge that had to have taught them a lesson.
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Parenting is a difficult job that requires constant effort and attention. Here's some memes for dads to look at instead of their stupid and weird kids. And if you're trying to go the extra dad level with the dad jokes, here are puns to satiate your wordplay cravings, or this sign with a very strong pun game.
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Kids are weird and dumb. Sometimes they get really specific thoughts stuck in their head and given the choice to ask for anything they could ever want, will choose to ask for something like a box of kleenex or a really old pug. Here are some strange experiences for the holiday season.
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We're back at it again with a fresh collection of people failing and occasionally actually getting somewhere in the wild world of Tinder. Tinder can be a general madhouse most of the time, but at least we get to enjoy the ridiculous pickup lines and other acts of crude and immature humor.
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Here's a bunch of people saying dumb stuff, sometimes aided by brutal words that crushed their souls. While we acknowledge this isn't necessarily a good way to get someone on your side or make them like you it sure is satisfying to see someone who said some ignorant crap get crushed with brutal words. Sometimes people managed to diss themselves just by saying something too dumb.
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This is absolutely still a better love story than Twilight. This guy was on the hunt for a worthy trade, when it came to getting rid of an unfortunate ugly yellow hood on his truck. Thanks to the power of the comments section he was able to make a perfect switch happen. And they all lived happily ever after.
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You've got to give her credit for just rolling with the awkwardness from comedian Mark Normand, during this interview.
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Life is a series of attempts. Some are more earnest or desperate than others. Some people are just trying to do their job, or finish a project. Some people are trying to make a good point, or seem cool on the internet. Many of these attempts will fail to work out. Here are those tries that stumbled into a heap of fail.
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This one seems obvious. Anyone who's worked around heavy machinery knows how important it is to be mindful of your surroundings, yet there's still coworkers out there who can't be bothered to understand how hazardous their own working conditions are. SOme coworkers just don't get it, like this Karen who didn't check her email for years. Sometimes it's customers who are a nightmare, like this lady who tried to get a free washer and didn't get her way.
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We've got a nice collection of funnies from various people on Twitter. Someone's always ready to crack the next silly joke on Twitter. It's a nice break from a social media feed otherwise dominated by stressful news headlines.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for doctors and nurses to share their experiences with encountering couples that realized the kid was not the father's. Talk about a full-fledged nightmare situation. There's not really any coming back from that. The sobering moment of realization has got to be the living definition of soul-crushing. Can't even imagine.
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