Monday, August 31, 2020

Helicopter Almost Collides With Drone Off Hollywood


Now that was way too close for comfort. Geez!

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3-Year-Old-Girl Caught On Kite Launched Into Sky


A Taiwanese girl at a kite festival was carried a ways up after getting caught in a kite, shocking bystanders until she descended enough to be safely grabbed out of the air. Eat your heart out Balloon Boy, wherever you are.

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Broke Ex Whines About Free Pizza


Man, oh, man, this dude is a walking red flag. He bothers his ex about getting help during a rough time, and when she actually pulls through and gets the dude a giant pizza, he pitches a fit! Truly surreal. Check out another case of painfully obnoxious entitlement with this rude choosing beggar who got more than he bargained for.

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Text - Friday, August 28, 2020 Blah I hate asking you this but im out of options at this point and im starving is there any chance yoh would order me something... I understand if ur like fuck off lol 8:01 PM Still in 8:02 PM Yes 8:03 PM Kk 8:03 PM D

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Text - ? 8:03 PM Is that a yes do you wanna know what I want haha? 8:05 PM Your order will be ready: Friday, Aug 28 Est Time: 8:30pm Pickup Store: MAN- Pickup Instructions: Contact Info: MMS

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Text - Ordered you a pizza Its a large Should have leftovers for a few 8:06 PM days Why did you do it like that? 8:06 PM Do what? 8:07 PM I was gonna ask for a soda 8:07 PM O I'm sorry. I was just trying to help. I'm not feeling good so I'm kind of just out of it 8:08 PM

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Text - Ugh 8:09 PM My bad. At least there will be a pizza 8:09 PM I didnt even want a pizza I just wanted something simple like wings why do you jump the gun like that? Like cancel it 8:09 PM Dude i tried to help you. I didn't have to. Idk if i can even cancel it I was trying to be nice

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Text - Food is food though. 8:10 PM Alright 8:11 PM Indont like there pizza thats why i haven't gotten it in forever usualy got subs R 8:13 PM I'm sorry. Youve ordered pizza before and i remembered that order but i couldnt remember your sub so i just got a pizza. I didnt have to help, but i did because i still care about you 8:15 PM

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Text - I just font understand why you wouldn't ask what I wanted 8:15 PM Like i really don't even want the pizza tbh like that's how much i dont like there pizza I got pizza once lol 8:16 PM Sorry? I was trying to be helpful. You said you were like starving. I got the biggest thing i could so you'd have enough leftovers for a couple days to get you by You got pizza more than once... 8:16 PM

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Text - Hejdnekskx2e93 8:16 PM Are you going to get it or no? 8:17 PM No cancel it Call em 8:17 PM Tell em to cancel it 8:18 PM

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Text - It's canceled but i think they're still charging 8:18 PM me You'll get a refund 8:19 PM Not if they started making it i dont think 8:19 PM

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Disrespectful Lazy Coworker Crosses Line, Gets Canned


This tale of revenge will strike a chord for anyone who has ever had to muddle through a tough job alongside a careless, inconsiderate, and awfully lazy coworker. Basically, this "Aleck" dude thought he was invincible, and screwed around on the job, while he was actively stealing. It's just good they caught him eventually. Check out another recent tale of pro revenge with this aggressive ex girlfriend who stole from her boyfriend's bank account.

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Text - r/ProRevenge Join u/TinyCatCrafts • 2h 1 A disrespectful, lazy coworker finally crossed a big enough line... and I got him fired with a single offhand comment. So, to set this up. I've worked in "Grocery Store" for about 6.5 years when this coworker is hired. I've worked on the front end registers for that entire time, with a couple shifts each week working for the sign/ price tag team. Basically, I've been there forever and *generally* tend to be someone some newer people go to with ques

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Text - I've also made sure to speak up if I saw a coworker doing something against the rules or that would be looked down on by management, and I always speak up *to the person*, not to supervisors or management. Usually things like "Hey, Supervisor is real picky about using your phone, l'd keep that in your pocket for now." or "Manager is here today, make sure you keep the belt clean, they're crazy about that." Point is, the things I say to fellow coworkers are meant to keep them from getting i

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Text - Ме: Ме. Aleck: The SmartAleck coworker. Super: One of my most favorite supervisors. Aleck gets hired on in a small wave of new hires for front end due to a bunch of other employees quitting in a short time over an issue with hours being cut. He is hired in along with three girls we will just call Sue, Jane and Liz. For the first few months or so, I don't have any issues with Aleck. He seems polite, respectful, he's always willing to... you know, do his job.

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Text - Sue and Jane are a bit rambunctious and loud and boisterous, but they're like 17. They're graduating soon, and I'm thinking maybe the job will settle them down after a bit and they won't goof off so much. Liz is a bit more reserved, but gets pulled into their outbursts when they're all working together (on her own, Liz was great.) At some point, Aleck and Sue start going out. They're always with each other, she's visiting him while he's working and vice versa, chit chatting while waiting

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Text - This entire group starts getting away with things that I have not only been reprimanded on, but threatened with firing over. Screwing around, shrieking and laughing and openly gossiping, loudly, in front of customers, while only paying enough attention to the customer to shoot a 'You want a bag?' here and there.

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Text - They don't clean at all, they leave trash at their stations. They're always on their phones, leaning right over on the counters and texting away while customers are at their lines checking out. (I was once written up for using my phone at the completely EMPTY self checkout.) One of them even dropped an F-bomb *in front of customers* and then started yelling at me for "telling her how to talk". All l'd said was "Whoah, hey, careful. Watch your language, you're at work." Then, the Pandemic

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Text - The other crap and garbage was frustrating, but this pissed me off. My best friend is Immunocomprimised, and here was this young, arrogant little jerk who was handling peoples food, touching his face constantly, never wearing his mask. He was risking lives. So I kept being a bit of a nag about it, until he turned to me one day and said "TinyCat, Shut the hell up. Who made YOU supervisor?" Oh. Okay. I mean I was trying to keep all this garbage on our level and give you a chance to stop scr

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Text - Not wearing his mask? Supervisor (and eventually manager, this one happened EVERY day) Texting on his phone? Supervisor. Standing around chatting when he should be on lot? Supervisor. Sitting down on the furniture displays holding hands with his girlfriend when they should have been working on returns? PHOTOGRAPH, and Manager. Many other instances of language, slacking, even what looked like it could have been a theft of tobacco products, etc, right to Supervisors. And yet... he still kep

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Text - Their antics are making more work for everyone else, they're making us all look bad to our customers, and we all know that if we'd pulled this crap we would have been out the door ages ago. It was like they were untouchable. (Surprise, turns out one of them has a relative working as a manager in another dept, and THAT manager is buddy buddy with our new Store Manager). By now, I felt pretty defeated. They could get away with dropping F-bombs, screaming and shrieking and rough-housing, str

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Text - So when I saw Aleck leaning over his register one day to buy himself a pack of candy... I almost ignored it. I thought for a brief second about telling him he wasn't supposed to buy things on his register... but I just bit my tongue. He didn't want to hear it from ME, after all. Then I saw Super. Oh, well. Might as well report yet ANOTHER thing he's doing against policy. Me: Oh, hey Super? Super: What's up? Me: Not much, but someone may want to remind Aleck that we aren't supposed to buy

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Text - Weirdly, she did not go speak to him. Instead, she vanished for about 20 minutes, and returned to me with a sheet of paper in hand. Super: Hey, so... did you happen to see what he was buying? Me: Uhh... yeah, it was *Specific Brand Candy*. Super: *looks down at paper* Huh. Okay. Thank you. Then she leaves again, and still doesn't go speak to Aleck. She goes to the Managers office. I had a day or two off, and didn't see her for a couple more after that due to schedules not lining up. About

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Text - Super: Oh, he's gone. Me: Like... suspended? Super: Oh no, gone gone. Me: Wait, what?! Super: Yeah. He wasn't just buying candy. He got Cash back, from his own drawer. Ме: ОMG. Super: OH WAIT, THERE'S MORE. Oh was there more. After seeing on the report of the transaction that he'd gotten cashback, so blatantly and obviously in the middle of his shift, she checked his history. Every employee has a store reward card to get their employee discount. You also have a unique ID code to log into

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Text - Super went back through the register logs to find every instance of him using his own Rewards Card under his own Log-In number, and found he had done this MULTIPLE times. On a few of them, she noticed some... discrepancies in the time stamps as compared to his schedule. Dude had been finishing up his shift, clocking out, going around the store to do his shopping... and then *logging into a register off the clock* and checking himself out. So my one little offhand comment, that I never wou

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Woman Leaves Bad Review, Café Owner Brings In The Truth


It's just plain old messed up that people can be so nonchalant about destroying the reputation of restaurants, with employees that are just trying to make ends meet. This particular customer sounds like quite the two-faced nightmare. She'd lie and say everything was all good right before pulling a 180, and leaving a scathing review that wasn't even honest. 

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Text - O0000 Reviewed 4 days ago |via mobile Does not live up to the hype As a serious food lover, and a follower of the White Moose Cafe on social media, I was very eager to try out this cafe. Unfortunately it was an extremely disappointing experience. I ordered the club sandwich and it was worse than poor. At €9, I couldn't believe how poor it was, in both appearance and in taste (see photo). I would like to Zoë Dublin, Ireland 51 95 see the owner focus more on improving the food, rather than

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Text - The White Moose Café added 3 new photos. 21 June at 12:36 · * WHITE MOOSE Dear Zoe, Many thanks for your review. We actively encourage reviews, as it gives us an opportunity to rectify any issues that may arise during the customer experience. Just a few points to note:

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Text - 1. The Club Sandwich is one of our best sellers. It is a three-tier sandwich with a full chicken breast, bacon, tomato, Dubliner cheddar, lettuce and pesto mayo. Sorcha, our waitress, said that you wanted your Club Sandwich served to you on Ciabatta bread and not the usual three-tier-style sandwich. Is this why the appearance of the sandwich is not as expected? We have no problem

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Text - reconstructing our entire menu to suit your needs, but we don't expect you to whinge if we make a sandwich look the way you wanted it to look. It might also be an idea to include in your review that the sandwich was not made according to our required standard.

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Text - 2. The vast majority of our reviews are very positive. From time to time, customers can have an issue with something. If their issue is brought to our attention when it happens, we will do something about it. We will resolve their issue there and then. If you had told us you weren't happy with your sandwich, we would have replaced it with something else or not have charged you for it. When Sorcha asked you how your food was, you said "it was lovely". In my mind it's a little unfair to lie

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Text - 3. When people write TripAdvisor reviews, they usually think there is no recourse. They usually assume that the restaurant won't know who they are. They are unassailable. Fortunately for us, we were able to identify you. Your user ID is Zoe K, and when I put this into Facebook, up came your full name. When I was faced with the task of identifying you, I thought it might be some feat. However, seeing as you added me as a friend on my personal Facebook, one didn't need to be Sherlock Homes

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Text - 4. We have a great relationship with Q102, we love having the Blue Crew in the café. We have fun with you on our Snapchat. You have us on radio. It's a reciprocal kind of love. We even give you a 15% discount on your food. I see you also failed to mention you got this discount on your D.I.Y. sandwich.

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Text - 5. Finally, I see that there is a certain pattern to your reviews. I have noticed headings such as "Revolting", "5-star Horror", and "What a Kip" in your review history. I also note that you think a certain café in Clontarf "deserves to be closed down". I wonder are there two sides to these stories too? I wonder are you also failing to disclose important facts relating to these establishments?

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Text - You might not be a business owner providing employment to countless individuals from several countries, but l'd remind you that when you write unsubstantiated negative reviews on restaurants, you are seeking to damage the reputation of establishments that provide employment, and thereby you are putting the jobs and livelihoods of its employees at risk.

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Text - Perhaps if you were honest with the restaurant in the first place you wouldn't need to write all these reviews. You might also have more money in your pocket. I know if I wasn't happy with something, I wouldn't pay for it. So, not only would you appear to be less two-faced, but you'd be much richer too! Many thanks, Paul Stenson www.whitemoosecafe.ie

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Text - NOTE: Zoe K told me she would have no problem deleting the review (but to date this has not happened). It's funny how people can be so casual when it comes to damaging the reputation of a restaurant. They write the damaging review at the drop of a hat, and just as quickly they'll remove it when they are caught out.

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Text - WHITE MOOSE afe WHITE MOOSE CAFÉ North Circular Road, Phibsborough Dublin 7, IE 018386633 ORDER: Table 3 Cashier: Jason 13-Jun-2017 12:02:06 Transaction 04738 1 Club Sambo €9.00 in a ciabatta Cappuccino €2 95 -€1.79 €10.16 Total €10.16 CREDIT CARD SALE

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Nature reserve - WARNING Customers with no sense of humour are advised to the enter at their own risk. WHITE MOOSE Management DOES NOT accept responsibility for hurt feelings. afe

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Technically Accurate Memes, Moments and Jokes


If you can't think of the right answer, sometimes it helps to just say something clever. And if you can't think of something clever, just try to think of something bone-jarringly dumb and hope people find you quirky. Few of us may be smart, but given the opportunity, we can at least be technically accurate.

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Text - slavery Americans have literally no banter eyeofthelionfish idk what country this is coming from but we've probably beaten you in a war at some point slavery I'm American thescourge-sisters Civil war

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Text - @TheAndrewNadeau her: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please waiter: of course me: it didn't say it had nuts her: i'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe me: that makes sense waiter: and for you? me: steak, no bees, please

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Skin - Just fell asleep at the beach and woke up with a hideous tan line 3decentbirthday

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Text - ll 02-UK ? 12:20 33% (1 Dad Today Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers really tall sand castles 10:39 / By that logic milk is basically made of grass so ice cream is technically a salad 11:38 When are you coming here? 11:46 Ummm 3 o'clock 12:19 /

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Text - Nathan Usher @thenatewolf I have a hot house to protect me from the cold outside. Inside my hot house I have a smaller cold house to protect my food from the heat of my hot house. 3:52 am · 3 Jan 2018 1,000 Retweets 4,905 Likes keith @KeetPotato · 3 Jan Replying to @thenatewolf show off 37 Nathan Usher @thenatewolf 3 Jan *takes some cold food out of the cold house and places it in an even smaller, hotter house* 2 2739 229

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Text - dermythosdessisyphos: wewillavenge-it: nickiminiall: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other human beings? Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets? glasses

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Soldier - I Googled marine animals, and I wasn't disappointed

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Cartoon - Turtwig #387 Squirtle #7 GRASS WATER CRandom Random Turtle GRASS WATER

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Leaf - Fefl PUZZLE 500

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Face - spiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoy finding bugs

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Calculator - It's the small things that count in life

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Photo caption - Vampires suck your blood for Vitamin D because they can't go out in the sun themselves. You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

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Text - I don't understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn't even work for Mary. thatknitchick I really shouldn't be laughing right now. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with "abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective" and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said

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Food - A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jane ate her friend's sandwich. • Jane ate her friend's colon.

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Text - Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? joleebindo: the-kellin-under-the-vic: This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material it's like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby Rock also defeats baby

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Animated cartoon - You're doing it right now! Sire, this meme only makes sense if you read the panels But why wouldl ever do that? backwards.

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Advertising - Neser HOME MANIWIEIANI OF: Esso Pizza Hut WHO CAN DRINK 5 GAL OF GAS AND NOT GET SICK? JERRY CAN

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Text - @AFP · 8h AFP .@NASA is investigating what may be the first crime in outer space, with AFP news agency astronaut Anne McClain accused of identity theft and improperly accessing her estranged wife's private financial records while on the ISS u.afp.com/J2ds AFP ANNE C. Mo HH MAKKAN 331 27 1,223 2,244 * Randy VI Rendon- @хonexce Replying to @AFP and @NASA Despite making up roughly 49% of the population, women are responsible for 100% of the crimes in space

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Hair - What concert costs just 45 cents? OR 50 Cent feat. Nickelback

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Human - SUPER

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Hair - Barber: What you want, fam? Him: Let me get that "y = mx + b" Barber: Say no mo. skeptical-ish: that is exponential growth which is y=ab^x so you are wrong and you have failed

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Text - Post BuzzFeedVideo Buzzfeeo VIDEO 1 day ago RIDDLE: What has six faces, but cannot wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? Shanks BOI • 1 day ago A man with 6 heads and 21 eyes but is allergic to makeup and is blind. It 5.1K 目 35 35 replies

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Ear - Comentarios 18,521 幸 X mr slasher • Hace 1 mes (editado) You can tell the wolf likes her because she's currently not being ripped to blood soaked shreds 1029 1 目10

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Vehicle - 400 000€ 300 000 € gold diggers

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Sky - TODAY'S WEAT HER

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