Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Jerk Driver Messes Up Bicyclist, Gets Hit Back In The Wallet


story about cyclist getting hit by car then winning the lawsuit

If there's any lesson to be learned by all parties here, it's that it's a good idea to have insurance. Another one would be to not falsify your own insurance documents. Another thing might be, don't tell the person you hit with your car to go to the police while screaming that they'll never get a penny out of you. Not only is it a bad look, it kind of sours the relationship. Sometimes people go all out for revenge.

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Mia Khalifa Tells The World She Only Made $12K Off Her Porn Career


In a recent interview Mia Khalifa tells the world that she only made $12K off her porn career. She claims that she's sharing this information to clarify common misconceptions about her, and in turn the industry. Mia Khalifa definitely surprised people with this news. I mean, $12K. Yikes. 

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Yelp Business Response Handles Lying Customer With Cold Hard Facts


Yelp business owner handles a lying customer by giving them all the facts.

As a Yelp business owner sometimes the best way for you to deal with a lying and testy customer is to treat them with the facts. You can't argue with the facts, and you ultimately come out of the situation looking like a boss, while the customer looks like a mindless idiot. 

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'90s Life Hacks to Free Your Time for Drinking Surge and Listening to Pearl Jam


90's life

These life hacks will probably never have to be used again in all of human history, but the nostalgia is fun. If these had you pining for a simpler time of dial-up internet and bigger pants, then check these nostalgic images out.

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Man Uses Harvester To Throw Corn Instead Of Rice In His Friend's Wedding


What an animal! This guy created utter chaos at his friend's wedding when he decided to use a harvester to throw corn instead of rice in his friend's wedding. We can only wonder what the motivation was behind this stunt. The original video was uploaded on Twitter by @ManuelJSalvado1.

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Dozens Of Mattresses Blowing Away In Wind Is Strangely Majestic


Mattresses blow across a field in high winds

Robb Manes managed to get a video of a "Movie Night Under The Stars" that went sideways as a storm blew in. The oodles of air mattresses blown across this Denver field is a hypnotic sight to behold. So hypnotic in fact, that people on twitter decided to set music to what Robb dubbed the "mattress migration." If you like stuff being blow away by wind, check out these porta-potties that shot up like a rocket or this Turkish man who Mary Poppins'd on an umbrella.

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Influencer Chick Denies Staging A Motorcycle Accident To Promote Bottled Water


Instagram influencer denies accusations that she staged a motorcycle accident to promote bottled water.

Tiffany Mitchell's an influencer/lifestyle blogger based out of Nashville, Tennessee. In a ridiculous series of images that have since been deleted, Mitchell's photographed at the scene of her utterly devastating "accident." 

She's pictured next to a water bottle with the logo facing the camera in suspiciously high focus, and a man that could be a model. To make matters more unbelievable she's not showing any scratches in sight. As far as social media morons failing hard this is definitely a contender for one of the most mindless and insensitive things we've seen in a while. 

That being said Mitchell has told Buzzfeed that she'd never stage a traumatic accident to turn it into a brand campaign. 

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21 Wild Things People Heard Through Their Paper-Thin Walls


Stories of what people overheard their neighbors doing.

Having roommates is one thing, but if your walls are thin enough, you may find yourself living with more people than you expected. In this situation, you have to learn to live with hearing the successes, failures, arguments and farts of everyone in your building. You may even share a moment with complete strangers.

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20 Tinder Users That Brought Their A-Game Or Failed Miserably


A collection of Tinder users that are failing and winning on the relationship app, and in the modern dating world.

These Tinder users are either actually doing a decent job at making cheesy pickup lines and witty banter work for themselves, or they're nothing short of a flaming disaster that never should've gotten on the app in the first place. There's one thing when it comes to Tinder that's for sure, and that is that we can always count on people making hilarious fools of themselves. 

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27 Funny And Sad Times People Didn't Understand Satire


People taking satirical articles seriously.

It could be poor reading comprehension, gullibility, or just a failure to check sources, but many people have a problem with understanding satire. Even when it's not subtle, some folks really just miss the point of satire, or don't want to get it. Sometimes it's funny to see someone react with outrage over a fake story about NASA shooting a chimp into the sun. Other times it's just kind of pitiful, like when someone uses a joke as a source in an actual article.

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Family Replaces Neighbor's Gardens With Weeds After She Hammers Long Nails Into Their Fence


Family takes revenge on their terrible neighbor who drives long and dangerous nails into their fence.

We've got a good old-fashioned tale of revenge meets neighbor wars here, folks. It sounds like the savagely named, "Megab*tch" neighbor was crossing all kinds of literal lines, when she went ahead and hammered long and dangerous nails into the family's fence. Apparently the motivation behind this was so that she could hang some potted plants. Her mean and blindly selfish attitude certainly didn't help things. 

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Kid On Slingshot Ride Won't Stop Complaining About His Nuts Hurting


Most videos of these kinds of rides feature people screaming until they throw up and pass out, but this one takes a different turn. After all that he's still got the audacity to say he took it like a champ. One ride on that slingshot thing is like 75 bucks so hopefully it was worth it.

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24 Perfectly Timed Photos


A collection of pictures that were perfectly timed when they were taken.

These pictures couldn't have been taken at a better time. Sometimes the stars just line up and it looks like a woman who's doing her laundry is actually communicating with a strange red ghost thing. 

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Fake Service Dogs Called Out For Creating Real Problems For People That Have Disabilities


Tumblr post calls out fake service dogs for creating real problems for people with actual disabilities that need them.

This Tumblr post aims to call out the people that are misusing "service dogs" and ultimately complicating, and making very real problems for the people with disabilities that rely on them. You can't just buy your dog a vest online and call it a "service dog." But apparently common sense will always be lost on people. 

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12 Comics That Put Gender Discrimination Into Perspective


25 Decent Attempts That Took a Left Turn Into Failure


Attempts that turned into fails

Life is just one attempt after another. Sometimes you're trying to sell a couch. Sometimes you might be trying to design a sidewalk that's hard to sleep on, or maybe trying to prank your siblings. Sometimes you're just trying to look cool on the internet. Many of these attempts will be met with failure. But that's life. Some things will work and some things won't, but everyone keeps trying.

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TV Head Guy Places Televisions on Fifty Virginia Doorsteps


Guy with television for a head places TVs on doorsteps.

Recently a mysterious figure using an old TV set as a mask delivered a bunch of old TVs to 50 people's doorsteps. Here's the full Washington Post story, but mostly people were intrigued by the strange nature of the act. The police weren't even sure if any crimes were actually being committed. Is the TV Head Guy just someone who needs to get rid of a bunch of TVs? Is this performance art? Apparently a similar TV doorstep thing has happened in that area in the past, so maybe people will just have to get used to it. Perhaps the creepiness of it is worthy of a cursed image? Either way, anything can happen out there, people see weird and creepy stuff at night.

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Police Officers Share The Stupidest Laws They've Enforced Cause Someone Was An A-Hole


Police officers share stories of the stupidest laws they've enforced just because someone was being a proper jerk.

Someone on AskReddit asked for cops to share the stupidest laws they've ever enforced as result of someone just being a stupid asshole. The resulting stories are filled to the brim with people being rude morons. These are the same kinds of people that try to lie and spew BS all over social media, before getting called out by people ready to defend the truth. 

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