Get out. Just get out. Just leave. Don't say anything at all. You're done here.
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Get out. Just get out. Just leave. Don't say anything at all. You're done here.
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Your Hump Day could use a little wisdom. Open your mind to all the knowledge in this post, and let it wash over you. Dare to be enlightened.
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You can tell a child all day that holding a cup of water upside down is a bad idea, but they're not gonna believe you until they screw it up for themselves. Sadly, toddlers learn every day that the world doesn't bend to their needs, and with learning comes earth-shattering tantrums. For more of these, here are snaps of kids having total meltdowns over mundane things.
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Sounds like this stepmom had it coming when she tossed out the poor kid's PS4. You don't mess with the PS4!
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She just completely altered his sense of self.
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There's nothing in this world quite like a good Dad joke. The simplicity and elegance of a stupid pun perfectly executed can make you feel like you're in the back seat of a car on your way to soccer practice. In any case, here are several days worth of wonderful puns. For more, here are some of tumblr's most punishingly dad-tastic jokes.
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Well never understand what makes a person swerve around a railroad barrier to try to beat a train. And while we'll never understand it, we will certainly watch these idiots do exactly that every single time. For more gifs of insane crap, here's some godlike times people defied the odds and stuck the landing.
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The internet offered up their hot takes on whether or not this VP of Sales is in fact the jerk for firing an employee after their parents died; and the verdict is absolutely. I mean, come on, man. Timing is everything with that shit. Sure it's a cold and cruel world, and business is business, but maybe let things drag on a little bit amidst the life-defining, hard news.
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Oh he pulled up on that internet troll and it's way too satisfying!
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Some days the struggle is more real than others. For these poor and exhausted souls, the struggle has never been more present. Sometimes you just wake up and the world decides to hand you a nice, hot steaming sh*t sandwich.
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As much as this little guy sounds like someone trying to start up a boat, and a dumb as he sounds when he chokes on himself, and as embarrassed as he looks being laughed at, he still reminds us of ourselves. Soft, horny and terrible.
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Consider the following a comprehensive manual on what NOT to leave on your online profile. These people are doing a beautiful job at looking like complete pretentious jerks on their online profiles.
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THAT'S GROSS🤢😱 - An employee at the Burger King on State Road 13 in Fruit Cove used a dirty mop to clean tables in the restaurant's play area last night. https://t.co/80zyjrqdfv pic.twitter.com/h3VHXAZpL9
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Florida Man Burger King Edition. You would not want to find yourself eating off one of these grimy tables. Maybe just steer clear of Burger Kings in Florida. I mean, if we're aiming for positivity here...at least he was cleaning the tables!
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@dog_feelings never fails to make us sorely wish we could actually read what dogs are thinking. Is it truly that loving, loyal, and painfully wholesome? Would love to be able to peel back the curtain and see what kinds of dreams dogs have as well. What gets them so riled up all the time when they're snoozing.
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Political scientist @alixabeth, asked Twitter users what methods they break out when trying to get around telling someone what they do for a living. The resulting answers were wildly creative, and might just end up helping bail you out of that next teeth-grinding situation of painful small talk.
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Companies that use bait-and-switch tactics, ridiculous hidden fees and stupid fine print seem like something of the norm these days. These ones are some of the most unfair and stupid of the bunch. For more deceptive and unfair products, check out these misleading and awful products designed by monsters
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Very rude and bad parenting of Dr. Phil to talk to his son that way! Creator of "Bum Fights" Ty Beeson, definitely pulled a hot one on Dr. Phil here. What a mess.
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